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bleh! I vant to smoke some veed!
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Mar 28, 2021 14:21
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May 4, 2024 16:53
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- wimsy
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bleh! my psychiatrist vants me to take Vellbutrin!
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Mar 28, 2021 14:22
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Dracula and the Rum Tum Tugger doing poppers
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Mar 28, 2021 14:43
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- Stoner Sloth
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Drugula
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Mar 28, 2021 16:45
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I am the mighty Count Dracula and I will sweep, sweep, sweep the thralls that are humanity from the face of the globe.
But first we must spray, spray, spray the deodorizer so my mom doesn't get suspicious. And pour some Visine in my eyes.
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Mar 28, 2021 17:45
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The blood of a sativa smoker is energizing and the blood of an indica smoker is relaxing. They say it's all hybrids now and the distinction never made sense anyways but I know how I feel after I feed, don't I?
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Mar 28, 2021 17:49
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- Finger Prince
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The blood of a sativa smoker is energizing and the blood of an indica smoker is relaxing. They say it's all hybrids now and the distinction never made sense anyways but I know how I feel after I feed, don't I?
Not a big fan of indica smoker blood. Gives me coffin-lock.
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Mar 28, 2021 18:20
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Why does the pharmacist always laugh when I ask for more vitamin-D? I have a serious deficiency!
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Mar 28, 2021 19:41
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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It's Let the Right One In but the tween is tripping balls giving explanations having forgot if he mentioned the whole thing is a fun game he and his classmates played, while nonplussed parents look on worried.
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Mar 28, 2021 19:58
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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dank-wing duck-ula
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Mar 28, 2021 20:05
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Pretty sure this is the only correct answer on this test question so far
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Mar 28, 2021 20:24
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- wimsy
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I am the mighty Count Dracula and I will sweep, sweep, sweep the thralls that are humanity from the face of the globe.
But first we must spray, spray, spray the deodorizer so my mom doesn't get suspicious. And pour some Visine in my eyes.
Lol
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Mar 28, 2021 21:40
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- wimsy
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Drugula: experiences coffin-lock, the munchies
Drunkula: turns into a bat with a human dick at the office Christmas party
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Mar 28, 2021 21:41
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- PostsYouCanDanceTo
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What is a man? [flings bong aside] A miserable little bowl that's been cached!
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Mar 28, 2021 22:00
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- wimsy
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I vant to do some vippets! ah ah ah!
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Mar 29, 2021 01:58
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- google THIS
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There's a Rob Zombie parody somewhere in here but I don't know how to extract it
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Mar 29, 2021 02:27
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- Finger Prince
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I vant to do some vippets! ah ah ah!
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Mar 29, 2021 02:49
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- wimsy
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Dracula: [hypnotically] Sublime was an underrated band.
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Mar 29, 2021 03:22
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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It's Let the Right One In but the tween is tripping balls giving explanations having forgot if he mentioned the whole thing is a fun game he and his classmates played, while nonplussed parents look on worried.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Mar 29, 2021 06:31
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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dracula the most trusted to handle street level deals
cuz he never fucks up the count lol
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Mar 29, 2021 06:31
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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*ice-t on law and order voice* kids are out here shoving cloves of garlic into their noses, call that poo poo the transylvania express.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Mar 29, 2021 06:35
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by sebmojo
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*ice-t on law and order voice* kids are out here shoving cloves of garlic into their noses, call that poo poo the transylvania express.
lol
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Mar 29, 2021 06:37
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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Getting my man drac a mcgriddle.
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Mar 29, 2021 07:25
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- wimsy
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*ice-t on law and order voice* kids are out here shoving cloves of garlic into their noses, call that poo poo the transylvania express.
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Mar 29, 2021 09:16
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- super sweet best pal
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There's a Rob Zombie parody somewhere in here but I don't know how to extract it
We need Weird Al
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Mar 29, 2021 11:14
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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EMTs constantly breaking into his crypt while he's asleep and giving him narcan.
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Mar 29, 2021 17:07
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- Finger Prince
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You need the one with the silver needle
No man, that's werewolves, I keep telling you!
Vampires you gotta use the wooden one, in the heart like an adrenaline shot.
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Mar 29, 2021 17:32
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- Vei
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EMTs constantly breaking into his crypt while he's asleep and giving him narcan.
lmfao
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Mar 29, 2021 18:26
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- Slumpy
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*wolfman OD's, gets slammed into the back of my dragula*
slumpy
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Mar 29, 2021 18:32
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- Ventral EggSac
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Twilight but it's 121 minutes of Kristen Stewart getting sooper dooper high
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Mar 29, 2021 20:13
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May 4, 2024 16:53
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Drack taking LSD and jumping out windows, but he's absolutely fine and also smoke now
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Mar 29, 2021 20:21
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