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You've heard of Blade, now how about Blazed. Blazde. Lol Blazede. Man I'm fuckin Blaked.
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*rises up from coffin but instead of standing straight up continues falling forward* haha wheee
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Edward: (staring at his hands, pupils as wide as saucers) Duuuuuude check it out. My skin like, sparkles in the sun! (giggles)
Bella: I'm sure it does.
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- nut
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EMTs constantly breaking into his crypt while he's asleep and giving him narcan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7iX3s67Zps
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dracula on drugs, listening to this: cool.
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good song & band and i’m not even dracula
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"I vant to smoke ur veed!" Bro shut the gently caress up you still owe me for two full zips, I'm not fronting you any more. I don't give a gently caress if you're the king of the damned.
Night after night Dracula flies into ur room and steals a nug until you are dry as a Texas gulch in July
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- take the moon
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count dankula
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patriarchy sucks
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The Vampire LSDat
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Apr 3, 2021 20:58
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Dracula has high blood pressure, for which he takes drugs
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Dracula voice: Wiagra
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instead of taking out a knife to sample the goods drac just drives both fangs into the key of coke and starts suckin
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limbless count dracula selling his story to vice in order to support his krokodil addiction vs. blue chipper hipster who flew out to st. petersburg only to find out that the drac only appears as a blur during the edit
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