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Enfys: Feb 17, 2013; The ocean is calling and I must go

yikes! posted:

bird bird bird

bird is the word

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Malah: May 18, 2015

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nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

May I have a pretty bird probe please. Crows and ravens are my favorite, but any are fine!

Edit to add: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf0r4nnjZGM

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nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Mar 30, 2021

# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:18

Hub Cat: Aug 3, 2011; Trunk Lover

Bird please

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Hub Cat fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Mar 30, 2021

# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:22

a seagull: Apr 11, 2007

Am I too late for a The Bird? I want to have a The Bird.

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:25

Sisal Two-Step: May 29, 2006; mom without jaw
dad without wife

i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

nunsexmonkrock posted:

May I have a pretty bird probe please. Crows and ravens are my favorite, but any are fine!

Edit to add: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf0r4nnjZGM

I saw a raven irl the other day and it was the best. She was eating up in a tree and knocked her beak at me when I said hello.

I watched this video yesterday and really enjoyed it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFa9RaWXtyE

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:28

insertdumbnamehere: Jan 1, 2013

Hello more bird pictures please.

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:33

MadFriarAvelyn: Sep 25, 2007

Bird birb borb blorb.

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:34

nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

Sisal Two-Step posted:

I saw a raven irl the other day and it was the best. She was eating up in a tree and knocked her beak at me when I said hello.

I watched this video yesterday and really enjoyed it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFa9RaWXtyE

It amazes me how smart they are, there use to be this one in center city philly that would sit next to my lap at the park, but then he'd fly away to attack a child. I can only assume the child chased him once and he remembered.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:41

Deformed Church: May 12, 2012; 5'5", IQ 81

bird me

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:42

compounded daily: Mar 29, 2007; Fun Shoe

OvO

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:03

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

BIRB

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:05

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

no thanks my rap sheet is too long already and every single new entry added to it chips a little bit more off of what little sanity and faith in the system i have left also some of them should be deleted

also bird

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I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Mar 30, 2021

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

One bird to go please.

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:11

spatial trait: Aug 7, 2009

gimme da bird

:flipoff:

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:14

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

bird nerds unite

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:14

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

just realize that post sounds weird & if i dont post BIRD ppl gonna think im too mad BIRD

BIRD

i want a BIRD i want a pet BIRD tho

# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:15

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD IS BACK AND GIVING BIRDS THIS IS BEST SPRING EVER :neckbeard:

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:21

The Iron Rose: May 12, 2012; Cat Army

birb!!

# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:24

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Welcome back BIRB!

:parrot:

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:31

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmg3utBh58

# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:35

Semi-Protato: Sep 11, 2001

promising carl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5llmJQWCts

HOORAY BIRDS

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:46

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

What the gently caress is a bird?

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:59

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Ariong posted:

What the gently caress is a bird?

A miserable pile of egrets

# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:07

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:11

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Please give me a birdprobe where the bird is doing something mildly impressive

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:12

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

I've heard that this is the place for birds

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:20

Carnival of Shrews: Mar 27, 2013; You're not David Attenborough

My favourite birb pome:

A Poem against Barn Owls, by James Fenton

Some people think that barn owls
are an endangered species
but they are found all round the world
as are their faeces.

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:23

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

i loving love birds

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:24

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

Can I request a specific picture?

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:28

RickRogers: Jun 21, 2020; Woh, is that a thing I like??

What's a bird???? Why is everyone keeping this information from me?

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:33

GoingPostal: Jun 1, 2015; I love Derek Smart
U love Derek Smart
If we didn't love Derek Smart, we'd be lame

We all need more Ama in our lives. (And our rap sheets!)

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:40

Calexio: Jun 12, 2008; Gyoza and beer

Hell yeah

# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:45

koshmar: Oct 22, 2009; i'm not here

this isn't happening

I need more spring in my life, and birds. I definitely also need more birds.

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:47

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

Please look at this pair of boobies. Please

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:48

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

fact about bird : according to a study U.K Great Tits are growing larger beaks (by as much as 0.3mm) than their european counterparts. This is likely because of the popularity of bird feeders here.

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:57

DigitalRaven: Oct 9, 2012

BIRDBIRDBIRDBIORDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBRIDBIRDBIRD!!!

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:03

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; "I'm made up of the memories of my parents and my grandparents, all my ancestors. They're in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think"