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lol i just remembered that fight pass was a loving crypto mining thing for loving ages and noone noticed
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This post is a canyon-deep cut.ilmucche posted:imagine how good his shin kicking will be if he keeps the titanium bar ilmucche posted:Yeah that was definitely a joke. Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Apr 29, 2021 |
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Apr 29, 2021 18:06
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https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/1387764664407371790?s=20 Endeavor is now public. Hope you all bought some UFC stock!
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Bluedeanie posted:Thinking about how Chris Leben once earned an XBox 360 as a Knockout of the Night bonus, and how somehow that was less absurd and exploitative than the inevitable future where fighters will earn a proprietary currency that can only be used to buy grey-market pornography or the UFC Hot Dog Brander and a meaningless certificate alleging ownership of a gif of Rampage Jackson eviscerating a door in exhange for giving someone irrepairable brain damage I'm laughing about Smiling Sam Alvey saying he was against a fighters' union because he was going to be the next McGregor, and then going 3-6-1 since then with some of the worst, most boring fights I've ever seen. 0-5-1 over his last six fights. He hasn't won since 2018 and I'm surprised he hasn't been cut already.
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I would laugh to the end of my days if Conor tried to pull an MJ and refused to join the union, but it might not even form during his career.
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Digital Jedi posted:https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/1387764664407371790?s=20 Did he use some kind of filter to stretch his upper body because his arms are weirdo long
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Trillhouse posted:I'm laughing about Smiling Sam Alvey saying he was against a fighters' union because he was going to be the next McGregor, and then going 3-6-1 since then with some of the worst, most boring fights I've ever seen. 0-5-1 over his last six fights. He hasn't won since 2018 and I'm surprised he hasn't been cut already. He probably got as many chances in his losing streak because he keeps saying anti-union poo poo
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Marching Powder posted:lol i just remembered that fight pass was a loving crypto mining thing for loving ages and noone noticed Trillhouse posted:I'm laughing about Smiling Sam Alvey saying he was against a fighters' union
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Hollandia posted:This was my first thought for the UFC crypto, but as a joke. It actually happened?? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.coindesk.com/mixed-mining-arts-ufc-website-removes-coinhive-cryptocurrency-code%3Famp%3D1
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Apr 29, 2021 22:50
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Bluedeanie posted:Yes Cartwheel you did this bluedeanie. you did this https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/1387987256212815875?s=20
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Apr 30, 2021 06:12
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What is a nightmare but a miserable pile of cartwheels?
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Apr 30, 2021 06:33
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it's time for the world's most complete human being to solve this crisis. i believe in you valentina https://twitter.com/ConflictCollec1/status/1387974484565663745?s=20
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Apr 30, 2021 06:39
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Eat This Glob posted:you did this bluedeanie. you did this So they never specified why he was pulled from the Cowboy fight and now he's cut? Interesting
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chaleski posted:So they never specified why he was pulled from the Cowboy fight and now he's cut? Interesting https://news.yahoo.com/ufc-releases-diego-sanchez-as-dana-white-blasts-his-bats-nuts-coach-joshua-fabia-054815907.html Yahoo Sports posted:The UFC has been concerned for some time about the behavior of Sanchez’s coach, Joshua Fabia. Sanchez’s release, however, was facilitated because even though Sanchez passed his medicals for a planned May 8 fight versus Donald Cerrone, neither Fabia nor attorney Charles N. Lakins would confirm to the UFC that Sanchez was not suffering from either short-term or long-term medical issues.
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I think his handler, the shaman, went off on UFC brass about not looking after Diego's health properly and they cut him instead: https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2021/4/30/22411247/diego-sanchez-released-from-ufc-roster-after-16-year-run-mma-news
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Apr 30, 2021 08:08
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Lol at Dana implying he has a conscience
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Lol at Dana implying he has a conscience They're called shareholders.
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Diego would have received a vicious beating by cerrone and I'm glad it's not happening and don't really care why. That dude does not need more concussions.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Lol at Dana implying he has a conscience "Thank you for giving us an excuse to fire Diego on the pretence that we actually care about his health." I bet Dana was ecstatic.
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Apr 30, 2021 10:54
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And there are reports that Zabit is retiring https://twitter.com/aaronbronsteter/status/1388117376324050947
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CommonShore posted:And there are reports that Zabit is retiring drat, headlining nov 2019 to retirement, that's sudden
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I'm hoping he's just bluffing as a bargaining move. If he quits the sport, it really is the UFC's loss.
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Another case of Covid kicking the poo poo out of him perhaps?
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Stealth Tiger posted:I'm hoping he's just bluffing as a bargaining move. If he quits the sport, it really is the UFC's loss. The top lines from the russian article sound like retirement is far from a sure thing quote:Fighter Zabit Magomedsharipov may end his career Oh but in the article it does say leaning towards retirement quote:"With a high degree of probability, Zabit will no longer fight," the source said.
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Eat This Glob posted:i will own titodick.jpg and jardenesprawl.png as nfts. thanks, dana lmao, this is making me reconsider NFTs because i would pay a lot of money to own frankmirheadphones.gif also: the diego stuff is incredibly sad. the poo poo about his manager using the UFC PI to chase fighters around with a knife in the cage is mindboggling. sanchez-melendez is my all time favorite fight, so I hope he's not too hosed up. diego was never, uh, societally lucid to begin with. the instagram videos he posted are depressing: https://www.instagram.com/tv/COQyWJjDo3u/?utm_source=ig_embed
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Hi I'm looking at the Russian "article" and it makes no loving sense to me, it's like barely two paragraphs and as noted above seems to contradict itself, I suspect this is lost in translation somewhere. This is also like the Russian equivalent of Reuters which I'd take their word more seriously for big world news but I wouldn't expect them to know anything about MMA or UFC. edit: lmao, the tag on the article says "MMA" but if you click it the URL is still /tag/ufc, that's probably all you need to know. Also from what I understand Zabit lives and trains in New Jersey on what I must assume is a work visa, and I have no idea how he'd stay in the country if he retired from MMA. Brut fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Apr 30, 2021 |
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Brut posted:Hi I'm looking at the Russian "article" and it makes no loving sense to me, it's like barely two paragraphs and as noted above seems to contradict itself, I suspect this is lost in translation somewhere. He could teach small children the secrets of Dagestani Wushu
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Whoa, unexpected old haircut GSP cameo in Falcon and Winter Soldier. E: yesssss he does the Sean Sherk "urghhhh" groan when escaping. kimbo305 fucked around with this message at 04:24 on May 1, 2021 |
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Remember when Jeremy Stephens shoved Drakkar Klose at weigh-ins and Dana White blamed Sean Shelby for not intervening quickly enough in the presence of a known savage? Known nincompoop, Ion Cutelaba, violently grabbed Dustin Jacoby at the weigh-ins and Dana White just kinda stood there and did nothing.
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LobsterMobster posted:Remember when Jeremy Stephens shoved Drakkar Klose at weigh-ins and Dana White blamed Sean Shelby for not intervening quickly enough in the presence of a known savage? did worse than nothing. said he gave shelby poo poo backstage and then said he (dana) should have just stayed at the office. christ i need to stop following the ufc https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/1388201837975642115?s=20
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Eat This Glob posted:did worse than nothing. said he gave shelby poo poo backstage and then said he (dana) should have just stayed at the office. christ i need to stop following the ufc He seems embarrassed and a little self deprecating so this doesn’t really move the needle for me on the Dana being lovely front. Cutelaba is a total nutcase and I love him, especially because he’s not even very good and there’s always a good chance he gets KO’d after he pulls this poo poo.
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https://twitter.com/BigMarcel24/status/1388530335248527364 crossing my fingies for Zabit
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To determine if he will continue his MMA career
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blue footed boobie posted:Surgery for what? guessing its his butthole op
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MotU posted:Gotta fix his zabits i like my zabitz with gabagool
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