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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Call your sock puppet Archibald.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

poo poo in the sock before you put your hand in it, your boss will laugh at the funny smell.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Socky Horror

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Triumph the insult tubesock

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Socky Balboa
You have to do a Stallone voice

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Weka posted:

You're going to record the antics of this creation for our entertainment I hope OP.

Of course!

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

bitterandtwisted posted:

Socky Balboa
You have to do a Stallone voice

I like this.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Give it a classy ancient name, like Heliogabalus or Agamemnon or Ramesses IV or some poo poo.

Why? Because not too many sock puppets have distinctive ancient names.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

bitterandtwisted posted:

Socky Balboa
You have to do a Stallone voice

On one hand, you will have Socky Balboa. On the other hand, you will have Apollo Tweed. They each will have their own distinctive voice from the movies.

This will be done :colbert:

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

You Are A Elf posted:

On one hand, you will have Socky Balboa. On the other hand, you will have Apollo Tweed. They each will have their own distinctive voice from the movies.

This will be done :colbert:

I only got the one sock. Good name though.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Is your job constructing snot bile-slick hibernation lairs for kidney sucking mutants to languish in after they had triple entree of human organ sweetmeats?

Your sock puppet named should be Keisterslut Extraordinaire.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Bugnutz 4 Trucknuts

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017
Give the puppet your boss' name backwards, and use it to repeat back everything they say in reverse with a high-pitched voice.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Socky McSockface :rimshot:

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Applesnots posted:

Wait? is there a Siffl and Olli thread?

Not that I know of but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viaTT859Yk0&t=50s

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Guys. I hosed up. Had car trouble and forgot the sock. Gonna improvise.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Boss is getting smokes.


He lives in the glove only to be revealed later.


Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
The googly eyes are a nice touch. That's going to be one disturbing hand job.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Roman J. Israel Esq.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Roman J. Israel Esq.

Lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




use the sock puppet to educate your boss about the dangers of smoking

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
It's very important that conversations with the puppet hint at a complicated backstory and a rich inner life

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sockrates duh

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

use the sock puppet to educate your boss about the dangers of smoking

Mello Yello for liver disease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3I35yjiCfc

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

OJ Sockson

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Applesnots posted:

Boss is getting smokes.


He lives in the glove only to be revealed later.




He's in the nude

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Put eyes and a mouth on the glove too so when they get sick of your poo poo then comes the prestige

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.



Ventral EggSac posted:

He's in the nude



Naked Harry.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Honey Trap Queen

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
Krindle McShindlespitz

Mr. Bumpus

Rainbow H. Doodlebop

Randy Fronch

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

if it's a girl puppet you could name her ReBarb

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Aardvark! posted:

Honey Trap Queen

.random
May 7, 2007

Since no longer a sock and we all know where this is going anyway... Handjabba the Hutt?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Sock puppet will happen on monday now. I keep my promises. Boss was amused with hand pupped and we almost died, sock puppet will be better.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Socko Escobar

“ you come in here waving your loving piece around? You are very foolish. Don’t you know I am a very dangerous man?”

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Hennifer Hlopez

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
Cock Socker

Cocksocker

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
name it Ulfgurn and put little pipe-cleaner antlers on it and make it talk like a viking



Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Lil' Homie? That's the only puppet name I can remember right now

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
6) uh, i have questions.

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