Dorkroom Photo Contest: Pictures of your balls, but art

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tacoor gafruf: Sep 23, 2007; JUST SOME SCRUB

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

taken with "HORIZON" russian panoramic 35mm, maybe ektar film? not sure

# ? Apr 16, 2021 13:35

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# ? May 1, 2024 23:53

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

tacoor gafruf posted:

Haha holy poo poo that's great!

# ? Apr 16, 2021 13:54

Entropist: Dec 1, 2007; I'm very stupid.

I don't know what all the buttons on my camera do, I only need the big one I think

# ? Apr 17, 2021 01:03

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Tenebrism!

# ? Apr 18, 2021 06:21

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 23:29

Dr. Garbanzo: Sep 14, 2010

Hope this meets the rules.

Straight from whatever phone I had at the time with no cropping. Technically this view doesn't exist anymore cause the fence at the back of the pic is now a massive brick wall that houses both coles and also the library/cultural centre.

Edit:
Have a few more...

Dr. Garbanzo fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Apr 19, 2021

# ? Apr 19, 2021 10:36

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

# ? Apr 19, 2021 11:17

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

abandoned house

# ? Apr 21, 2021 16:30

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:35

Sleepytime: Dec 21, 2004; two shots of happy, one shot of sad; Soiled Meat

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:15

it shriveled up: Jun 28, 2004

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:22

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

I don't think either of these really count but I could maybe I competently argue the top one a lil

NLJP fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Apr 22, 2021

# ? Apr 22, 2021 04:25

tompepper: Feb 14, 2005

# ? Apr 24, 2021 23:53

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

alright dorkroomers how do we vote?

# ? May 7, 2021 20:29

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

That's a good question, first, you wait for me to be less busy, second, you vote like this:

[spolier]Your vote here[/spoiler]

Here are your entrants, if you posted multiple I picked either my favorite or your last. If you'd like that changed say so.

Sleepytime posted:

Spinz posted:

Dryer lint (not made by me)

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Tried to find a pic I've taken that fits the theme. I think this is the only one I have

Das Boo posted:

Crusty Nutsack posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

had to take a photo of my photo because its too big to scan, took it as a kid i dunno haha

Who What Now posted:

Lawson posted:

SwissDonkey posted:

Prolonged Priapism posted:

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Saalkin posted:

Medieval Medic posted:

Dear Watson posted:

seravid posted:

Some good stuff in here.

Hazo posted:

This counts right? We were in EPCOT last weekend and I thought this looked neat.

Dog Kisser posted:

Here's a few! Do any of these count?

Knot My President! posted:

i can't post process worth a drat

Phthisis posted:

That picture isn't actually good, though. This is my submission:

Jimlit posted:

My fiance is the actual photographer, took this when we were messing around with a projector.

Edit: poo poo just read there was a theme. Gonna leave it up incase it ends up being sub framing... I'm not a camera toucher so not really sure.

Teach posted:

~~Here are three that I think fit the bill - all from this year.~~ I'll keep the one of my Subaru in.

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

taken with "HORIZON" russian panoramic 35mm, maybe ektar film? not sure

baw posted:

well that was a weird way to spend a tuesday morning but this is generally what i wanted and now that i know how to set it up i'll be able to play with it more. thanks for the idea

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is this dorkroom rules ie one entry per poster, and we can update our post if we decide to change our submission?

Mondo Gatto posted:

It's a meat frame.

I'll try to go out and snap a new one for my entry.

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Here's a selfie I took at a local bar during disco night with a phone camera super drunk:

that bar. Another covid victim

Wildo posted:

Springtime!

Vampire Panties posted:

Alhambra

MackAddie posted:

Subframing...

kntfkr posted:

does this count

Stevie Lee posted:

sporklift posted:

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

Ooh, Photography! Maybe I should venture out of my one or two sub-forums a bit more often.

Play posted:

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

4am Ramen by Doug Hardy, on Flickr

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Fabulousity posted:

DNAmage posted:

Thanks for the input. I did a little work on it to level it out. Hopefully looks better?

I had just done some pretty extensive pruning on this plant and wasn't sure if I overdid it. I think it's ok.

DrunkMidget posted:

Mosaic Canyon, Death Valley, California

Computer viking posted:

One more that's not from work, just to try and convince you I have a life.

Somewhere up the valley from Geiranger, IIRC.

Alucard posted:

Kyoto

tompepper posted:

Nigel Tufnel posted:

Entropist posted:

I don't know what all the buttons on my camera do, I only need the big one I think

That strange guy posted:

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

Jestery posted:

20 Blunts posted:

abandoned house

Classic Comrade posted:

it shriveled up posted:

Megabound fucked around with this message at 04:38 on May 9, 2021

# ? May 8, 2021 22:44

tk: Dec 10, 2003; Nap Ghost

Zamboni Rodeo

# ? May 8, 2021 23:09

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

I vote Ken Griffey Junior Prolonged Priapism

# ? May 8, 2021 23:49

Sleepytime: Dec 21, 2004; two shots of happy, one shot of sad; Soiled Meat

going with Crusty Nutsack

# ? May 9, 2021 00:35

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Prolonged Priapism

# ? May 9, 2021 01:21

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Zamboni Rodeo

# ? May 9, 2021 01:41

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

Could you swap mine? While it's more ... stereotypical and perhaps boring than the excavators, the bridge-and-mountain one is the better picture, IMO.

# ? May 9, 2021 03:15

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Done!

# ? May 9, 2021 04:39

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Prolonged Priapism

# ? May 9, 2021 05:14

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let's all vote for a Crusty Nutsack

# ? May 9, 2021 17:53

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

it shriveled up posted:

This is incredible. How edited is it?

# ? May 9, 2021 18:52

Lawson: Apr 21, 2006; You're right, I agree.; Total Clam

Proloooooooooooooooooooooooonged Priapism

# ? May 9, 2021 19:33

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

computer viking

# ? May 9, 2021 20:04

Prolonged Panorama: Dec 21, 2007; Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!

Nigel Tufnel

# ? May 9, 2021 21:42

Mr. Sickos: May 22, 2011

HugeGrossBurrito

# ? May 9, 2021 23:15

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

z a m b o n i R o d e o

# ? May 10, 2021 01:13

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Crusty nutsack

# ? May 10, 2021 02:02

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

20blunts

# ? May 10, 2021 05:19

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I voted for myself :colbert:

is that allowed?

But for serious baw

# ? May 10, 2021 18:34

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

nooner

# ? May 10, 2021 18:51

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

Medieval Medic

# ? May 11, 2021 01:14

pwn: May 27, 2004; This Christmas get "Shoes"

DNAmage posted:

In the spirit of subframing, I'm calling this "16:9 to 4:3" (not actually to scale).

In tv we refer to this as 4x3 safe or safe area. �Safe Area� would be a neat name for the photo. It�s also the best photo w/r/t the theme so far by a mile