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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I love ranking things, and I assume you all do as well. This is a thread to post them so others can criticise, or just pop on to disagree with a list without putting yourself out there. Post whatever rankings you'd like, just make sure to give it a title so everyone knows what criteria you're judging.

I'll start off with something simple, ranking the entire Tokyo Joshi Pro roster by how much I like them

quote:

1. Miyu Yamashita
2. Mei Saint-Michel
3. Miu Watanabe
4. Sakisama
5. Hyper Misao
6. Pom Harajuku
7. Nodoka Tenma
8. Mirai Maiumi
9. Haruna Neko
10. Yuki Aino
11. Suzume
12. Raku
13. Shoko Nakajima
14. Yuka Sakazaki
15. Hikari Noa
16. Arisu Endo
17. Maki Itoh
18. Moka Miyamoto
19. Kamiyu
20. Rika Tatsumi
21. Mizuki
22. Nao Kakuta
23. Sena Shiori
24. Mahiro Kiryu
25. Marika Kobashi

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

austin gunn
colten gunn
billy gunn

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



SG Bamboo posted:

I love ranking things, and I assume you all do as well. This is a thread to post them so others can criticise, or just pop on to disagree with a list without putting yourself out there. Post whatever rankings you'd like, just make sure to give it a title so everyone knows what criteria you're judging.

I'll start off with something simple, ranking the entire Tokyo Joshi Pro roster by how much I like them

1A: Profound Weirdo Sayuri Namba

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Best wrestling moves
1. Canadian Destroyer

Cage Kicker
Feb 20, 2009

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?


SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made



Lipstick Apathy
Best wrestling moves:

1) canadian destroyer
2) arm drag
3) arm bar
4) 3 handled moss covered family gredunzel
5) Saskatchewan spinning nerve hold
6) arm bar

Lethrom
Jul 12, 2010



Happiest to be here:

1)Ricochet

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

SG Bamboo posted:

I'll start off with something simple, ranking the entire Tokyo Joshi Pro roster by how much I like them

quote:

0. Sayuri Namba
1. Mei Saint-Michel
2. Miyu Yamashita
3. Yuka Sakazaki
4. Miu Watanabe
5. Kamiyu
6. Mirai Maiumi
7. Maki Itoh
8. Hikari Noa
9. Pom Harajuku
10. Mizuki
11. Suzume
12. Hyper Misao
13. Shoko Nakajima
14. Nodoka Tenma
15. Yuki Aino
16. Sakisama
17. Haruna Neko
18. Sena Shiori
19. Moka Miyamoto
20. Arisu Endo
21. Rika Tatsumi
22. Raku
23. Nao Kakuta
24. Mahiro Kiryu
25. Marika Kobashi

Cavauro posted:

austin gum
colten gum
billy gum

I was going to do my own Gum Club rankings, but you got it right in one so I will just affirm your list.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
WrestleManias best to worst


X-7
31
30
3
20
19
6
24
22
10
21
14
28
12
26
13
X-8
23
29
33
2000
35
1
4
37
8
15
5
34
25
7
11
2
27
9
32

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



karmicknight posted:

0. Sayuri Namba

See, this guy gets it

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Favorite non-existent wrestlers
1.Invisible Man
2. Yoshihiko
3. Invisible Stan
4. God

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Okada vs Kenny Omega

G1 Climax
Dominion 2/3 falls
Tokyo Dome
Dominion Draw

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

karmicknight posted:

0. Sayuri Namba

Absolutely agree, kicking myself for forgetting about her. I was using cagematch to double check I wasn't missing anyone and she didn't appear.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
  1. Natalya
  2. Naomi
  3. Ruby Riott
  4. Liv Morgan
  5. Carmella
  6. Mandy Rose
  7. Dana Brooke
  8. Billie Kay
  9. Tamina
  10. Lana

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I need to stress test the TJPW-heads to see what the aggregate score for the top champion White Dragon Rika Tatsumi is. I hope it stays north of 15.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

karmicknight posted:

I need to stress test the TJPW-heads to see what the aggregate score for the top champion White Dragon Rika Tatsumi is. I hope it stays north of 15.

Well between you and I she's currently at a 20.5 so don't have the highest of hopes.

Ranking the CHAOS boys
1. Yoshi-Hashi
2. Tomohiro Ishii
3. SHO
4. Toru Yano
5. Hirooki Goto
6. Kazuchika Okada
7. Robbie Eagles
8. Rocky Romero
9. YOH
10. 'Mad' Mikey Nicholls

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Favorite numbers 1-9 listed from most favorite to least favorite.

1) 6
2) 7
3) 8
4) 5
5) 4
6) 1
7) 2
8) 3
9) 9

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

1. Chaeyoung
2. Jeongyeon
3. Mina
4. Sana
5. Dahyun
6. Momo
7. Jihyo
8. Tzuyu
9. Nayeon

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Current theme songs in pro wrestling

1) Miu Watanabe
2) Hyper Misao
3) Neo Biishiki-gun
4) Maki Itoh
5) Yuki Kamifuku
6) Hangman Page
7) Thunder Rosa
8) Yuka Sakazaki

Most important TJPW list:
1) BEE
2) CAT
3) STEINER

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Best Windham brothers

1)Bo Dallas
2)Bray Wyatt

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Best Mania main events:




Steve Austin vs. The Rock II
Daniel Bryan vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton
Bianca Belair vs. Sasha Banks
Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar I
Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle
The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels
Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior
The Undertaker vs. Edge
Chris Benoit vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels
Steve Austin vs. Shawn Michaels
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels
Batista vs. Triple H
Steve Austin vs. The Rock I
John Cena vs. The Rock I
Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart
John Cena vs. Triple H
Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Savage
John Cena vs. The Rock II
Randy Savage vs. Ted DiBiase
Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant
Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Ronda Rousey
Triple H vs. Chris Jericho
Triple H vs. Mick Foley vs. The Rock vs. Big Show
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles BONEYARD MATCH
Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna
Hulk Hogan & Mr. T vs. Roddy Piper & Paul Orndorff
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Lawrence Taylor
Drew McIntyre vs. Brock Lesnar
The Undertaker vs. Sid
Hulk Hogan vs. Sgt. Slaughter
Randy Orton vs. Triple H
Hulk Hogan vs. Sid
Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar II
Roman Reigns vs. Triple H
John Cena vs. The Miz
Hulk Hogan vs. King Kong Bundy
Roman Reigns vs. The Undertaker
Hulk Hogan vs. Yokozuna

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Most Entertaining Faction If They Had A Tv Show Where They Literally Just Vibed.

1. CHAOS
2. Sauna Club
3. Damnation
4. Suzuki-gun
5. Eruption
6. Eddie Kingston's Family.
7. Ozaki-gun

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Charles Wright gimmicks

1) Nation Kama
2) MMA Kama
3) Papa Shango
4) Goodfather
5) Godfather
6) SRS Street Thug Godfather

Jeff Jarrett gimmicks

1) Double J MMA
2) Woman hating loser
3) Aztec Warrior
4) Country Singer
5) WCW Chosen One
7) NWA/TNA champion

Hunter Leopardson
Dec 24, 2002

Don't be a jerk my friend
Someone post your fav wrestling autobiographies. I've enjoyed Bret, Jericho and Foley's so far

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I’m going to list all the types of wrestling I know something about in terms of how interested I am in watching them

1. Pankration (ancient)
2. Pro wrestling
3. Sumo wrestling
4. Oil wrestling
5. Greek wrestling (ancient)
6. Greco-Roman and Freestyle wrestling

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Bushi
Sanda
Hiromu
Takagi
Y Naito

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

best to worst feds:

The Dub Dub E
NXT UK
NXT
205 Live
WWE Main Event
the IWGP company
OTT
your local indie fed
ECW
backyard bum fights
.
.
.
.
.
AEW

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Impact Wrestling X-Division Championship belt designs

1. 2007 design with the serifs
2. Original design
3. Current design
4. GFW design (including when they changed the plate to say Impact Wrestling but otherwise it stayed the same)
5. 2013 blue belt
6. The green belt

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

SG Bamboo posted:

I love ranking things, and I assume you all do as well. This is a thread to post them so others can criticise, or just pop on to disagree with a list without putting yourself out there. Post whatever rankings you'd like, just make sure to give it a title so everyone knows what criteria you're judging.

I'll start off with something simple, ranking the entire Tokyo Joshi Pro roster by how much I like them

I hope Maki Itoh's famously hard head knocks some loving sense into you.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

CatelynIsAZombie posted:

I hope Maki Itoh's famously hard head knocks some loving sense into you.

She can only shine so bright when she's standing next to a supernova. Miyu is so cool she makes her tag team partner seem ordinary

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
All right everybody, this is it. The only list that matters.

Top 3 Wardlows:

1: :wardlow:
2: :wardlow:
3: :wardlow:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Suzuki-gun members by theme
1. El Desperado
2. Taichi
3. Minoru Suzuki
4. Group Theme
5. Lance Archer
6. Yoshinobu Kanemaru



7. Douki
8. Zack Sabre Jr

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

1. Lisa
2. Jisoo
3. Rosé
4. Jennie

extremely tough

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Apr 12, 2021

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
RETRIBUTION members by how funny it is when Bryan Alvarez says their name

1. Slapjack
2. T-Bar
3. Reckoning
4. Mace

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

joshizzle vids that i still remember

1. i am (not) a hero
2. race to the ace
3. every rose has its thorns
4. the forgotten princess
5. the littlest kaiju
6. the fired idol
7. number one announcer
8. dragon bombers

Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


AEW entrance music top 10

10 Shawn Dean
9 Jade Cargill
8 Nyla Rose
7 Shawn Spears
6 Ricky Starks
5 Penelope Ford
4 Kenny Omega
3 Chris Jericho
2 Darby Allin
1 Joey Janela

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



WRestling smileys on SA ranked according to their usability outside of PSP

1. :drat:
2. :vince:
3. :goodshit:
4. :alexa:
5. :yowie:
6. :wato:
7. :yoshihashi:
8. :judas:
9. :aronrex:
10. :wardlow:
11. :hungiee:

Did I miss any

edit: also I don't really post outside of PSP anymore so maybe everyone's using :hungiee: in like I dunno Pet Island all the time and I just don't know it

edit2: actually maybe :wato: is more usable than :yoshihashi:

a cyborg mug fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Apr 12, 2021

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

hungee is more usable than everything after the fiend. you basterd. oh man my stomach is growlin :hungiee:

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Cavauro posted:

hungee is more usable than everything after the fiend. you basterd. oh man my stomach is growlin :hungiee:

:wato:

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Favorite Wrestlers I saw at a high school in Allentown PA in 2003 whose names I can't remember

1) The really skinny guy who did a 450 splash and wore a lot of tassles so it looked really cool
2) Big Fat Mafia Guy who went through a table
3) Guy who yelled at my mom for heel heat
4) Guy who came out to "Give It Away" and did a Norman Smiley-esque wiggle
5) Old guy who got gassed immediately and I could hear wheezing from 5 rows back

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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Top Five Teachers Who Performed At The Event My Middle School Had When I Was In Eighth Grade Where They Put On A Pro Wrestling Show To Raise Money For The School:

5) That one overweight science teacher who was like seven foot tall and should not have been able to do a backflip what the gently caress
4) Our school police officer who looked kind of like the Rock and performed as THE LAW (kind of problematic in retrospect but he was seemed like a cool guy at the time and got some bullies off my back once)
3) The special ed teacher that everyone had a crush on because she looked EXACTLY like Trish Stratus except with a not-as-pretty smile
2) The twins on the football team who came out as managers for two of the female teachers when they had a match, halfway through they began fighting each other and they threw the sickest chops and body slams, you could tell they fought like this all the time at home, and yeah they were students and not teachers but shut up it's my list
1) My math teacher Mr. Horn, performing as BIG HORN, I'm really just putting him at number one because he let me borrow his copy of Final Fantasy VII and that's what got me into the series and then he sold me his copy of FF Tactics for super cheap because he hated the game (lol joke's on him I still love that game), he used Final Countdown as his entrance theme and this was way before Daniel Bryan came around so D-Bry owes some royalties to Mr. Horn I would say

Special shout-out to our principal, she played the Vince McMahon role shockingly well.

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