Throwing Stones from Glass Houses - Post Your Wrestle Rankings

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TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Cavauro posted:

1. Lisa
2. Jisoo
3. Ros�
4. Jennie

extremely tough

...I genuinely don't understand the appeal of #4.

Chocopro Rankings
1.Chie
2. Yunamon
3. Mei
4. Akki
5. Lulu
6. Emi
7. Tokiko
8. Otoki
9. Rin Rin
10. Sayaka
11. Chris Pencil.
12. Chris Brookes

# ? Apr 12, 2021 16:11

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# ? May 13, 2024 02:43

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

E: lol ^

Chocopro regulars ranked on how well their emojis fit with their characters:

16: Antonio Honda 🍯
15: Chie Koishikawa 🏵
14: Minoru Fujita 🐦
13: Sayaka 👗
12: Mei Suruga 🍎
11: Chris Brookes 🐙
10: Emi Sakura 🌸
9: MC RinRin 🎧
8: Kirihara Tokiko 💃
7: Sayuri 💠
6: Shinno Hagane ⚔️
5: Obihiro Sayaka 💙
4: Emi Sakura when she�s being evil 👹
3: Baliyan Akki ♠️
2: Yunamon 🍍
1: Lulupencil ✏️

# ? Apr 12, 2021 16:12

John Dudebro: Dec 3, 2013

29. "The Job" Tiff Sanford
28. "Space Homey" Mike Smith
27. "New in town" Luke Wilcox
26. "Pro Bowler" Benjy "Ball Return" Roberts
25. "The Human Thermometer" Pat Joplin
24. "Handjob" Dave Handerson
23. "6 Dicks Deep" David O'Neil
22. Boomer Scarborough
21. "Powercat" Jeff Winslow
20. "Crooked Dick" Johnny Hogg
19. "Solar System Specialist" Steve Baker
18. Buster Norberg
17. The Cucumber
16. Lemuel "Little Baby Dong" Denver
15. "The Midnight Oil" Barney Stamp
14. Frank "grabass" Hernandez
13. "Long Haul" Lenny Broadway
12. Jeff "The Tit" Baker
11. "Cool Dad" Don Crenshaw
10. "Bareback" Benny Figg
9. Danny "Doubledip" Dawkins
8. Adrian Dill Picklesbly
7. Pudd Nelson
6. Cuba Gooding III
5. Mick "The Kraken" McKracken
4. "Hard Wood" Rich Mahogany
3. "No gimmicks needed" Steve the Samurai
2. "All Sack" Drew Gulak
1. Dick "The Hammer" Dick

# ? Apr 12, 2021 16:28

Thanlis: Mar 17, 2011

1. Gran Hamada
2. Dick Togo
3. Taka Michinoku
4. Shiryu
5. Yoshihiro Tajiri
6. Sho Funaki
7. Men�s Teioh
8. Hanzo Nakajima
9. Super Boy

I�m sort of guessing on the last two but given that one of them had a career and one didn�t...

# ? Apr 13, 2021 06:00

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Top wrestlers my grandpa used to tell me about.

1) Pompero Furpo
2) Dick the Bruiser
3) The Sheik
4) George The Animal Steele ( who he told me he met several times)
5) Hulk Hogan
6) Andre The Giant
7)The Undertaker

# ? Apr 13, 2021 06:10

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

Favourite Tetsuya
1. Endo
2. Douki
3. Bushi
4. Naito

Favourite Okada
1. Kinya
2. Kazuchika
3. Yusuke

# ? Apr 13, 2021 11:13

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Favourite Okada Based On 2021 Work

HM. Keisuke Okuda is 1 vowel away from being #1
1. Yusuke
2. Kinya
3. Tsuyoshi Okada
4. Nobody
5 through 999 still Nobody
1000. Kazuchika

# ? Apr 13, 2021 12:11

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

My personal favourite Firefly Funhouse Puppets.

1)Sister Abigail
2)Huskus the Pig Boy
3)Mercy the Buzzard
4) Wobbly Walrus
5)Rambling Rabbit
6)The Boss

Forgive me if I have missed anyone.

# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:39

BodyMassageMachine: Nov 24, 2006

a cyborg mug posted:

WRestling smileys on SA ranked according to their usability outside of PSP

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.

Did I miss any

edit: also I don't really post outside of PSP anymore so maybe everyone's using in like I dunno Pet Island all the time and I just don't know it

edit2: actually maybe is more usable than

Left-out Smiley Rankings:
:miedo:

# ? Apr 14, 2021 20:11

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

1. DDP

# ? Apr 14, 2021 20:31

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

1. QT Marshall
2. Kanyon
3. DDP

:colbert:

# ? Apr 14, 2021 20:51

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Wrestling Personalities I've seen near the bathroom
1. Dusty Rhodes
2. Dave Meltzer

# ? Apr 14, 2021 20:57

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

BodyMassageMachine posted:

Left-out Smiley Rankings:

Huh, totally missed those, although I now remember seeing :miedo:

before. Thank you

# ? Apr 14, 2021 22:26

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

Best NJPW English Commentators (that I remember)

1. Chris Charlton
2. El Phantasmo
3. Chuck Taylor
4. Gino Gambino
5. Chris Sabin
6. Chase Owens
7. Kevin Kelly
8. The old translator (Jango maybe?)
9. Don Callis
10. Josh Barnett
11. Matt Striker
12. Jim Ross
13. Yoshitatsu

# ? Apr 16, 2021 03:33

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

red velvet (difficulty 5/10)

1. wendy
2. seulgi
3. yeri
4. joy
5. irene

itzy (difficulty 8/10)

1. yeji
2. chaeryeong
3. ryujin
4. yuna
5. lia

everglow (difficulty 8/10)

1. aisha
2. mia
3. e:u
4. sihyeon
5. onda

massieholes (difficulty 2/10)

1. dana
2. nick
3. matt

# ? Apr 16, 2021 03:45

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

Cavauro posted:

massieholes (difficulty 2/10)

1. dana
2. nick
3. matt

#justiceformalachi

# ? Apr 16, 2021 05:53

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Cavauro posted:

red velvet (difficulty 5/10)

1. wendy
2. seulgi
3. yeri
4. joy
5. irene

itzy (difficulty 8/10)

1. yeji
2. chaeryeong
3. ryujin
4. yuna
5. lia

everglow (difficulty 8/10)

1. aisha
2. mia
3. e:u
4. sihyeon
5. onda

massieholes (difficulty 2/10)

1. dana
2. nick
3. matt

Mamamoo
1)Hwasa
2)Wheein
3)Solar
4)MoonByul

# ? Apr 16, 2021 07:08

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

yukika (difficulty1/10)

1.yukika

# ? Apr 16, 2021 07:18

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

Everyone's just posting random words

# ? Apr 16, 2021 10:13

GEORGE W BUSHI: Jul 1, 2012

1. Masashi Takeda
2. Takayuki Ueki
3. Toshiyuki Sakuda
4. Violento Jack

That is an incredibly hard stable to rank

# ? Apr 16, 2021 11:10

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Nah, Violence Jack is always at the bottom.

# ? Apr 16, 2021 18:42

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Nexus promos that will always be funny to me:

1) Yep yep yep what it do
2) The genesis of Michael McGillicutty
3) Me, Michael Tarver

# ? Apr 16, 2021 19:24

BodyMassageMachine: Nov 24, 2006

Weather Wrestlers:

Jushin �Thunder� Liger
Thunder Rosa
The Hurricane
Lance Storm
Human Tornado
Lightning Kid
Texas Tornado
Typhoon
Thunder (CMLL)

# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:12

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

please add the difficulty of creating the list on each list. optionally you may associate the list with a color, number, and element

# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:13

ThePariah: Feb 10, 2014

Every year of John Cena's WWE career:

1. 2015
2. 2013
3. 2011
4. 2007
5. 2005
6. 2016
7. 2014
8. 2008
9. 2012
10. 2020
11. 2017
12. 2006
13. 2009
14. 2004
15. 2018
16. 2010
17. 2003
18. 2019
19. 2002

# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:21

BTF: Oct 15, 2019; I love Matt Taven

Current Masquarade members:

1. Shun Skywalker
2. Jason Lee
3. Dragon Dia
4. La Estrella
5. Kota Minoura

# ? Apr 17, 2021 08:58

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Edward Mass posted:

Nah, Violence Jack is always at the bottom.

Violento Jack rules

# ? Apr 17, 2021 09:47

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

forkboy84 posted:

Violento Jack rules

Violence Jack is the name of a trashy 90�s anime OVA.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 10:30

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

1. Masashi Takeda
2. Takayuki Ueki
3. Toshiyuki Sakuda
4. Violento Jack

That is an incredibly hard stable to rank

Is Sakuda the mouth gore guy? Haven't seen much Jack recently but I imagine my list would be the same as yours, though Ueki is such a beast he might get above Takeda soon enough

# ? Apr 17, 2021 14:30

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

why does that PAC emote have "Johnny Hungiee" for the text?

# ? Apr 17, 2021 15:59

Lily Catts: Oct 17, 2012; Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)

50+ wrestlers:
1. Minoru Suzuki
2. Yoshinari Ogawa
3. Jun Akiyama
4. Shinjiro Otani
5. Masaaki Mochizuki
6. Masakatsu Funaki
7. Yuji Nagata
8. Satoshi Kojima
9. Kazushi Sakuraba
10. Takashi Sugiura

Note that I'd take #10 over most wrestlers, they're all awesome

# ? Apr 17, 2021 17:23

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Penguin Patrol posted:

why does that PAC emote have "Johnny Hungiee" for the text?

thats john silver

# ? Apr 17, 2021 19:29

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Lily Catts posted:

50+ wrestlers:
1. Minoru Suzuki
2. Yoshinari Ogawa
3. Jun Akiyama
4. Shinjiro Otani
5. Masaaki Mochizuki
6. Masakatsu Funaki
7. Yuji Nagata
8. Satoshi Kojima
9. Kazushi Sakuraba
10. Takashi Sugiura

Note that I'd take #10 over most wrestlers, they're all awesome

Hard to degree with most of that, but a couple of changes I'd make.

1. Masaaki Mochizuki
2. Minoru Suzuki
3. Satoshi Kojima
4. Jun Akiyama
5. LA Park
6. Takashi Sugiura
7. Yuji Nagata
8. Shinjiro Otani
9. Daisuke Ikeda
10. Masakatsu Funaki

With a big nod of the cap to Great Sasuke, who can still go when he wants to, Dick Togo who could still go before Gedo/EVIL suck their teeth into him & Too Cold Scorpio.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 19:58

Lily Catts: Oct 17, 2012; Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)

forkboy84 posted:

Hard to degree with most of that, but a couple of changes I'd make.

1. Masaaki Mochizuki
2. Minoru Suzuki
3. Satoshi Kojima
4. Jun Akiyama
5. LA Park
6. Takashi Sugiura
7. Yuji Nagata
8. Shinjiro Otani
9. Daisuke Ikeda
10. Masakatsu Funaki

With a big nod of the cap to Great Sasuke, who can still go when he wants to, Dick Togo who could still go before Gedo/EVIL suck their teeth into him & Too Cold Scorpio.

Thanks for the recs! I'm always recalibrating

# ? Apr 18, 2021 04:03

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

I know he doesn't look it, but Otani is only 48 so wouldn't be on the list, else both he and Minoru Tanaka would definitely be included in mine

1. Takashi Sugiura
2. Jun Akiyama
3. Minoru Suzuki
4. Satoshi Kojima
5. Kazushi Sakuraba
6. Yuji Nagata
7. Masaaki Mochizuki
8. Masakatsu Funaki
9. Yoshinari Ogawa
10. Kazuyuki Fujita

# ? Apr 18, 2021 04:39

Lily Catts: Oct 17, 2012; Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)

SG Bamboo posted:

I know he doesn't look it, but Otani is only 48 so wouldn't be on the list, else both he and Minoru Tanaka would definitely be included in mine

1. Takashi Sugiura
2. Jun Akiyama
3. Minoru Suzuki
4. Satoshi Kojima
5. Kazushi Sakuraba
6. Yuji Nagata
7. Masaaki Mochizuki
8. Masakatsu Funaki
9. Yoshinari Ogawa
10. Kazuyuki Fujita

holy poo poo you're right but he really looks the part

I like that none of us have listed the reigning GHC Heavyweight champion though

# ? Apr 18, 2021 15:25

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Other honourable mention would be Don Fujii who is an entertaining old grump

# ? Apr 18, 2021 16:22

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

Lily Catts posted:

holy poo poo you're right but he really looks the part

I like that none of us have listed the reigning GHC Heavyweight champion though

Mutoh is past the point where he can pretend to not be 58 during his matches, even for short bursts. Sugiura on the other hand, if you told me he was 40 just with an old face I would totally believe you. Man is a beast

# ? Apr 19, 2021 03:48

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

forkboy84 posted:

Other honourable mention would be Don Fujii who is an entertaining old grump

Until I looked it up I thought Gamma and Arai were both in their 50s too, but apparently they only look like it. Also K'ness is the same age as Gamma (47), which is older than I expected. Ultimo Dragon is still active at 54, so he's worth mentioning too.

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Apr 19, 2021

# ? Apr 19, 2021 06:15

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# ? May 13, 2024 02:43

GEORGE W BUSHI: Jul 1, 2012

1. Shibata
2. Omega II
3. Omega I
4. Omega III
5. Naito
6. ZSJ
7. Tanahashi
8. Suzuki
9. Marufuji
10. SANADA
11. EVIL
12. Fale

# ? Apr 19, 2021 06:46

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