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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Powerball69 posted:

should i tell him to buy doge coin

yes. when daytrading it's important to buy in when an asset hits all-time highs. and then you'll want to sell lower than that

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

right now you can get a 30% return on cuomo being governor by the end of the year on predictit

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

my friend lost an old hard drive years ago and he was kicking himself in late january for missing out on like $5000 in dogecoin

he hasn't been having a good time the last couple days

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Mar 4, 2005

SchnorkIes posted:

How do you actually trade in doge

you have to exchange your worthless fiat money for memes on a platform that will steal everything and disappear in two months

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

"digital currency" is a meme too

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Mar 4, 2005

Nonsense posted:

made twos days wages overnight but won’t sell. To The Moon

/

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Mar 4, 2005

Alobar posted:

i'm fully prepared to see my money go up in a puff of smoke, so don't do this if it's...uhmmm...your rent or your food money rofl also don't forget to ask your mom and dad before spending your own money so you don't worry the posters on something awful forums

:aochloe:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i didn't report some gambling winnings this year. i made like 18k without it so hoping i'm such a nobody i fall through the cracks

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Mar 4, 2005

Vomik posted:

the casino will have reported it and it’ll be auto flagged. no need for an audit. whether it will be pursued is up the agent at the time who comes across it. recommendation: plead ignorance. if you say you hoped no one will notice you’re gonna pay the fine

yeah it's through predictit.org out of new zealand (i'm US) and they're terrible at reporting; this year they sent me TWO corrections revising down the amount of income i withdrew (all three estimates are incorrect) so it's not like it was caesar's palace. real fly-by-night poo poo

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i've mentioned this before on the forums but i used to work in a call center with a guy who had ~400 btc during the 2017 surge, i pleaded him to sell some at about $8k price to set up a college fund for his kid. he technically made the right decision in the medium run but he will never sell and he will go down with the ship and i hate him

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Mar 4, 2005

indigi posted:

lol imagine being rich and refusing to use any of your money on anything

it's not about the money, it's about bringing down the system, maaan

i hate him

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

The Prophet (PBUH) asked him “Why don't you tie down your camel?” The Bedouin answered, “I put my trust in Allah.” The Prophet then replied, “Tie your camel first, and then put your trust in Allah.”

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

in the last year or so i won big on biden winning south carolina in the primary and then in the general made a ton on him winning georgia. then cabinet stuff after the inauguration. those are the big bets i can remember. since doug jones won in late 2017 i've turned $100 into ~$14,000. i've only made one withdrawal from the site, this past january

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i have a friend who was mildly upset in january at losing his dogecoin wallet but it's worth 40k today lmao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

jesus that's up like 1000% lol

shoulda rode the cumrocket

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i just found out my friend is doing the junkcoin basket thing now. he's like 20k in just hoping for something to go cumrocket

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

political betting markets seem way more fun and a better way to spend my time not looking at janky graphs tbh

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Mar 4, 2005

indigi posted:

I legit kind of hate people who have 20k to throw into a slot machine. I know it’s petty but gently caress my family and friends are struggling lol

yeah i'm furious and hope he loses it all. two days ago he bought a '92 miata and asked me to guess how much he paid. i guessed $2500 and it was actually $13000, or roughly my expenses for an entire year lol. he needed a daily because he's racking up too many miles on his two porsches. so now he has three two-seater cars

IT people are a different breed i fuckin' swear. it makes me want to give up and learn SQL because it feels like the only way out of this poverty trap besides dumb crypto lottery tickets

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

love too advise people to buy at ATH

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

betting markets have elon mentioning dogecoin tonight at around 80% chance. on polymarket, someone made a new account and instantly dropped $20,000 on yes about a half-hour ago. who could have done that, we will never know

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

The Protagonist posted:

Can someone liveblog the musk bits I can't bear to watch

his mom said it, not him. price is going through the drat floor

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

so he said it and the price didn't budge lmao just lmao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

are you actually a phd cumshitter? what was your thesis on?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

oh dang

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Mar 4, 2005

wolfs posted:

am I wrong in thinking that these things are basically penny stocks but new

no penny stocks are still real stocks governed by regulations. this is a bucket shop

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

ah gently caress i've been watching this and should have linked it here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fje6NxwNht4

they put up a cryptopunk NFT est. $20m, it sold to a cabal of bettors i'm familiar with online for $14.5m lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

jesus christ gah

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://clips.twitch.tv/CaringBovineSardineDancingBanana-eOAtiSnC_h-q9dqi

this guy lost $900,000 playing virtual slot machines overnight

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

I hope they all lost money. :)

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Mar 4, 2005

palindrome posted:

Oh that guy in the video was literally playing slot machines on a computer, drat. I thought "virtual slot machine" was a euphemism for stocks/coin trading but evidently not. drat I can't think of anything more boring or stupidly wasteful.

Now excuse me while I buy some gems to pull more heroes in this gacha game on my phone.

yeah he lost $9m in crypto while actually playing online slots where he lost another mil

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/Banker__X/status/1394964948372099072

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Too Many Birds posted:

900k or 9 mil?

9mil crypto loss since last month's highs, $900,000 playing slots last night

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

pandemic boyfriend is 2021's hottest dating sim

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

always been dōg

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Mar 4, 2005

wolfs posted:

i opened a credit spread after playing around with a calculator that told me i could make $250 by risking $175 and i seem to have made some money by clicking a button

is this how economy works?

no, close thread

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