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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


>go to the bathroom

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


you're an engineer right?
> try to fix coffee machine

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


edit changing to the above but also say that "all property is theft"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


send an email to the department saying "did anyone bring a tuna sandwich in? Jeff has been raiding the fridge again" to cover your tracks

the perfect crime.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


HR cannot help you, go straight to the cto and loudly detail your theory on how you need to "shift left but also forwards" and stop hiring "old thought mode peasants" like your coworker, who just stank up the office by the way.

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