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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Tim Apple Spring Event Thread
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CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!
I don’t see a RAM door :/

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 ONLY FOUR PORTS :argh:

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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 Jesus poo poo those are thin

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
OK wait, it looks like an iPad Pro on a stand with a bigass chin.

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

SourKraut posted:

But it's only $20 more... seems like a no-brainer to simply double it up "just in case". I could see if it were $40 or $50 or more.

I think that’s exactly why apple priced it that way. I was gonna get the 32gb, but yeah, it has me thinking why not.

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track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
I bet the logic board is in the chin because drat thats thin

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Wait, this chick is legit wearing denim overalls wtf is happening

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glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

OldSenileGuy posted:

iMacs lookin thin but still got a big ol Jay Leno chin

well, people need a place to stick their post it notes with passwords

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

 There will be no MacBooks today don’t get your hopes up.

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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

njsykora posted:

Those are way brighter colours than I was expecting.

I love that they kept the chin (they were always gonna keep the chin)

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 welp more glue strips in my future

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Binary Badger posted:

ONLY FOUR PORTS :argh:

Lol this is probably Apple compromising. They probably wanted one port at one point.

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
Where’s my avocado green imac

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smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

 Those are definitely some opinionated colors.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 I thought the joke was the the new mac was actually just an iPad Pro but this is dumber.

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glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

AlternateAccount posted:

Wait, this chick is legit wearing denim overalls wtf is happening

Denim is a hallmark of Jay Leno, which this chin is based on.

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

glassyalabolas posted:

I do, my 2011 MBA is geriatric now.

Buy the M1 Air, it’s the best computing device on the market.

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Khorne
May 1, 2002
 fellow posters, when can I buy a new ipad pro

I thought I'd watch this stream and find out but it turns out video is an inferior medium

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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 Haha, "power hungry processor". gently caress YOU INTEL

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
Apple silently dunking on Intel chips is pretty funny as well.

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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
these rule, gently caress the haters

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

glassyalabolas posted:

Denim is a hallmark of Jay Leno, which this chin is based on.

Code cracked.

Whoever claimed the brains were in the chin, well done.

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
 I'm gonna laugh my rear end off when these fans turn out to be underpowered.

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Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020



 iMac chin is TOO LARGE.

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
 Apple gonna knock all our socks off when they reveal every presenter has been an Apple Life Model Decoy

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 JEBUS look at the size of that logic board

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track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

track day bro! posted:

I bet the logic board is in the chin because drat thats thin

lol I was right, it's got fans too wow. I'm really not the market for this but it's cool

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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 Lmao the new standard for logic boards is smaller than the drat apple tv remote

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Price is right the cost on this. I am betting $1499 for the base model.

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


 I was hoping for, but not expecting, 4k to be the base resolution of this new one.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
STOP BOUNCING UP AND DOWN, WEIRDO.

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
“We’ve all been doing more video calls, so we finally won’t put a poo poo camera in our computers.”

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Ok Comboomer posted:

these rule, gently caress the haters

Agreed.

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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 Hey, it only took several years, but not it has a 1080P FaceTime camera!

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

AlternateAccount posted:

Price is right the cost on this. I am betting $1499 for the base model.

$1199 since I’m insane and they’ll never do it

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

$1199 since I’m insane and they’ll never do it

It's not wholly implausible.

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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 "We will analyze your face one-million times so that the FBI/NSA we can always assist you!"

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
Who would buy a yellow desktop computer ?

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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 Best camera you've ever put in a Mac is not the brag you think it is.

e: Best mic system you've ever put in a Mac is not the brag you think it is.

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

AlternateAccount posted:

Price is right the cost on this. I am betting $1499 for the base model.

$1249

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