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SourKraut posted:Yeah, I do miss Steve's simple pacing and presentation. Everyone's diction sounds like someone who doesn't speak English just making the sounds phonetically. I am gonna buy those tags tho. Good thing I just bought my wife some of those flaky TILE things for Christmas. DAMMIT.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:18
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EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah that's really quite cool. I like how it takes the TV settings out of the equation. Needs port to MacOS immediately.
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Baronash posted:gently caress you Jony Ive. Plz change thread title. edit: plz change all Apple thread titles.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:19
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Wow they have a whale in the pond and keep John down there. Who knew?
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Apr 20, 2021 18:20
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LOL imagine listing making GBS threads Electron based garbage as your flagship M1 native apps.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:21
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Apr 20, 2021 18:21
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OK, I legit love a return to the old school colorful iMac.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:22
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OK wait, it looks like an iPad Pro on a stand with a bigass chin.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:23
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Wait, this chick is legit wearing denim overalls wtf is happening
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Apr 20, 2021 18:23
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glassyalabolas posted:Denim is a hallmark of Jay Leno, which this chin is based on. Code cracked. Whoever claimed the brains were in the chin, well done.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:24
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Price is right the cost on this. I am betting $1499 for the base model.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:25
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STOP BOUNCING UP AND DOWN, WEIRDO.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:26
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:$1199 since I’m insane and they’ll never do it It's not wholly implausible.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:27
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Oh noooo don't try to claim the speakers are anything other than "slightly better than I thought it would be able to manage"
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Apr 20, 2021 18:28
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Now I am thinking that those demin coveralls probably cost $900 and I am irritated in a whole new way.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:29
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"gaming on iMac is better than ever" gently caress off with this poo poo.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:29
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DoomTrainPhD posted:You never will. Apple M is a full SOC. Ram isn't soldered onto the mobo, it's part of the CPU. It is not. Its in the same PACKAGE, but it's not part of the same die. Chinese microscope wizards have changed the chips out.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:30
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njsykora posted:I'll join the $1199 bet. 
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Apr 20, 2021 18:30
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TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW I CAN DO MACHINE LEARNING ON MY PURPLE KIDS IMAC
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Apr 20, 2021 18:31
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LionArcher posted:She's great though. She's smart as hell, and considering her nike's I'm guessing the overalls are closer to $1200. I have no idea who she is. I am okay with this.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:32
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glassyalabolas posted:magsafe return, praise the gods On a fuckin desktop though. Clown bullshit.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:33
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TOUCHID FINALLY.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:33
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for gently caress's sake, dumpster that mouse already.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:34
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:Want that numpad keyboard... Will the keyboard work with other M1 macs, like a MBP when it's closed and you wanna do TouchID?
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Apr 20, 2021 18:34
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This is the guy whose voice you wanted to narrate this video, huh?
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Apr 20, 2021 18:35
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FCKGW posted:Looks like they’re only upgrading the base model, like they did with the MacBooks. Probably still sell the higher end Intel models until new Apple Silicon comes out. We PoWeR uSeRs are still held hostage waiting for M1x/M2/M+ whatever.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:35
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Fuckin nailed it. $1499.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:36
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Some real poverty spec bullshit on RAM/Storage. Never change, Apple.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:37
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Steve would never have allowed this.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:38
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M1 ipad? Uhhhhhh.... start the four hour timer.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:39
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njsykora posted:Well this is going to sell like loving crazy. Might be a fair jump in price.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:40
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:First iPad was so incredibly loving bad lmao It was fine. Just a chonk.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:41
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CONSOLE* QUALITY GRAPHICS! *PlayStation 3
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Apr 20, 2021 18:41
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For whom was storage access time an issue on iPads?
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Apr 20, 2021 18:42
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3.5Gb in ideal conditions. So... lab conditions.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:44
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Looking forward to COVID ending so we can get back to live music and people holding up their $3000 new M1 iPad in front of me to record the show.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:45
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I cannot figure out if this woman has an accent or not.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:46
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mediaphage posted:she's irish i assume But only for like every other sentence.
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With each of these events, I feel further and further divorced from whoever it is Apple's actually courting as a customer, as I do not have any illusions/aspirations toward being a "content creator"
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