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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Khad posted:

i have been unemployed for like 3 years

I'm unemployed too! Try and enjoy it. You may never be freer.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 03:48

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 03:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

chomp cbd gummies, vape we'd and go for lots of walks with my 11 pound best friend. when I'm not doing that I'm either eating, sleeping or playing vidya.

sundown means it's time for drinking Ones and posting, youtube and watching v serious dramas/period pieces. Mortal Kombat 11 online with voice chat muted at least six nights a week. I don't do caffeine so I gotta get my heart beating hard somehow. I think it's important to have one unchill habit to make u appreciate the otherwise chill day.

when it comes to lockdown or long term unemployment, the hardest obstacle to overcome is monotony. forcing myself to go to a new dog park or eating lunch takeout from somewhere weird is usually the best I come up with

no work crew :meowth:

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# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 04:06

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 19:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

starting a new job today in order 2 post ITT

:haibrow:

# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 16:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I just got a job offer to work for 3M at $20.50 per hour :psyduck:

I never thought I'd make that much money in my life and I am hella loving excite :peanut:

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 18:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

NumptyScrub posted:

Basically if a company agrees to pay you an amount, you can be certain that you are actually worth more than that amount

Understand that you absolutely are worth at least $20.50 an hour

yeah, it's a six month contract through Manpower so u KNOW they're getting their beaks wet on this one

:shrug:

it's a living

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 18:23

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rear end-penny posted:

grats on the new job AG! I hope you find the people and labour palatable.

driving around town in a company van. Picking up used 3M Wound Vacs®.

Drive em back to 3M, clean em w/ chemicals, submit them to Quality Control, then deliver them to local hospitals in need of fresh, clean ones

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 18:26

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rear end-penny posted:

ready for these 3M wound vac delivery driver stories to start.

11 days until story #1

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 20:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I just had a talk w/ my boss of only five days and told him today is my last day. I feel kind of bad about it but I'm just temping so it's not a huge deal. Anyways I'm still looking forward to my traditional "parking lot moment" later today, which is something I do every time I quit a job.

Walk out of the building, lean against ur car and just look around. Those trees waving in the breeze? Those are urs 2 climb now, at ur leisure, anytime, any day, because u r free now. Those birbs flying overhead? They are ur brethren now.

U told the man 2 shove it and now ur footloose and fancy free. There's nothing I love more in life than quitting a job.

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 18:18

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cruft posted:

Kinda sounds like you're the man now, and your job is quitting jobs. You need to take this to the next level by quitting the job of quitting, thereby sticking it to yourself.

(PS congratulations)

I... I'm the man now dog?!? :abrathink:

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 18:51

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rear end-penny posted:

gently caress a job

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 20:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

ag you quitting that job already? dang that was a short one.

yeah I got another jorb offer and it's a sweet one. I'm getting out of the office and onto the road. Blue skies here I come

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 21:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I have a job and I have to touch computers so I'm going to post ITT at long last starting 2morrow :tfrxmas:

FAIR WARNING WORK CREW

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# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 04:33

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NumptyScrub posted:

computer touching is a skill that we will all help you to obtain

why does this keyboard have 2 windows keys let alone one :confused:

# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 04:55

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NumptyScrub posted:

wait wth this is not right

Keyboards with more than one windows key are haram what kind of operation are you working for

State Building where some keyboards have extra keys and some are missing keys and some ladders lead to the roof :stare:

# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 05:08

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rear end-penny posted:

the one on the left is to pry off and drop on the curb for the homies that aren't with us anymore

will do

# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 05:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

work is a fart

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# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 17:06

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Cardi BYOB posted:

gently caress:

-this job
-this boss
-this loving town
-this entire county
-this loving state
-every loving god damned thing I've ever touched here

gently caress
A drat
JOB

let's regulate

# ¿ Dec 22, 2021 02:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I officially ran out of podcasts. Podcasts are what fuels my day.

Old Brenda one cube over from me talks to herself all day but is very nice and old as gently caress and nurturing so what u gonna do.

Luckily I can just wear headphones all day and enjoy podcasts and audiobooks. Suggestions are extremely welcome on that front btw

I'm considering saving up for a Garbage Brain University patreon sub but that will take a while

what's a good free byob comedy podcast :magemage:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jan 4, 2022

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 04:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

I slept poorly last night and overslept. Fortunately, I don't have much of anything to do today.

take napu

# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 05:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Gramps posted:

Are You Garbage is my current favorite. Even when they don't have a guest it's really funny

you've never steered me wrong Gramps :respek:

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 05:29

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Escape From Noise posted:

Just put on Dopesmoker by Sleep. That'll kill an hour!

i took ur advice but this album is p terrible so far. what's the payoff

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# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 21:41

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rear end-penny posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_metal

well I'll be damned!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 01:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

in all honesty I was at the office and only trashed on sleep deprivation and codeine which turned out to suck rear end as a combo honestly :baduk:

I'll try again tomorrow when I'm only eating that brown we'd :hai:

# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 05:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I open paper food stamp applications for a living. Today I had an applicant who is an old man named Russyl. It made me smile to learn that even in the 1940s, parents were already finding funky fresh new ways to misspell their childrens' names, just like today. Here's 2 u Russyl

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# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 16:12

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Farecoal posted:

That's a niche job

yeah it is. I love it

# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 20:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

I can't sleep because I've been obsessing about this argument I had with someone in another department this morning, and that ain't healthy at all. At least it didn't escalate and stayed civil but it's complete bs and it'll happen again, and that person is on days off now so it'll be a week or more before it comes up again, so there's no resolution there. And the thing is, even if she's right, my underlying premise that complacency is not a thing you base a plan on, no matter how many times it's worked for you in the past, is completely lost on, well generally that whole department. Anyway, gently caress a job.

back burner drama is the worst. I recommend a nice glass of wine before bed :hchatter:

hang in there bud

# ¿ Jan 16, 2022 23:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Old Brenda, who sits one cube over from me, talks to herself all day long. She's old as the hills so i guess it's understandable. Thank yob I have headphones and can just block out her prattlings w/ podcasts all day. Anyway, here's the wild part: I just walked by her desk and caught her enjoying a piping hot taco bell breakfast. wtf...

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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 16:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i guess it just goes to show that ur never too old for firstmeal

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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 16:26

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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 19:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I like you are posting style dr honked

# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 02:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

It is Monday and I'm work posting and I have tomorrow and Wednesday off

# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 02:04

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Enfys posted:

Did some work.

Didn't like it.

story of my life pardner

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# ¿ Feb 9, 2022 15:59

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Dr. Honked posted:

i went into the office today for a change of scenery. i'm the only one here, and the office fridge has two boxes of ice cream bars in it. looks like i'll be chompin' bars today my friends

chomp one 4 me bud. my office mini fridge only has coke zeroes

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# ¿ Mar 17, 2022 16:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I haven't worked since July. I've just been donating plasma to get by but now my funds are drying up and I am going to have to make money somehow. However I don't know if I can ever go back to a 40 hour work week b/c

gently caress A JOB :colbert: