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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Hook
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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
 Can't wait to see the deadliest move in wrestling: the kata Hook jime.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Gaz-L posted:

Can't wait to see the deadliest move in wrestling: the kata Hook jime.
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Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


 It came to my attention today that Hook was MJF’s Gum Guy last summer, I’m sure I’m the last to know this.

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Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

It came to my attention today that Hook was MJF’s Gum Guy last summer, I’m sure I’m the last to know this.

what? no!

prove it!

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

It came to my attention today that Hook was MJF’s Gum Guy last summer, I’m sure I’m the last to know this.

news to me

https://twitter.com/v1_osw/status/1293884587425386496

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
There is only one true Hook and that is HOOK

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan


Fuego knows what's up

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

 Lmfao I forgot I made a Hook thread

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BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

NienNunb posted:

Lmfao I forgot I made a Hook thread

The Hook brings you back

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

BodyMassageMachine posted:

The Hook brings you back
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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

BodyMassageMachine posted:

The Hook brings you back
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 https://twitter.com/jon_boucher/status/1423314854182535168

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.


 https://twitter.com/villainbishop/status/1435763280547569675?s=21

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1435785826483441675?t=ws_1RFToQJLho0ZgQufvjg&s=19

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BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

 How terrible and embarrassing that Punk’s return to wrestling has to end so suddenly after he loses in HOOK’s debut match.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


 https://twitter.com/loveyoumake24/status/1435763270690951168

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

 Hook is the Money Maker Mike to the rest of Team Taz’s Krispy Kreme

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

NienNunb posted:

Hook is the Money Maker Mike to the rest of Team Taz’s Krispy Kreme

I saw them live and Money Maker Mike didn't appear for a few songs and got a HUGE pop when he did.
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/1436104268017278978

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a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



 Hook is gonna be Punk’s first loss in AEW, mark my words

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


 hook

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
HOOK Pronounced like BOOGZ

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
 https://twitter.com/brainbuster__/status/1438938554495864835?s=21

HOOK!

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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

 what a hoonk

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

 Does he seriously have a mom tattoo? Hook is Bart Simpson grown up

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
HOOK IS OVERRATED YOU HEAR ME




he could never beat Kenny Omega, send him after Miro

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

 Hook

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


 the mental image of grinning dweeb rear end Brian Danielson asking The Kids if he looks cool is an absolutely delightful one

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esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

 I still can't buy a HOOK t-shirt.

For a t-shirt company I expected more.

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

 https://twitter.com/Brainbuster__/status/1448723690636644359

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

 That looks like Hook has a second, smaller Hook for a head and I'm here for it

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

flashy_mcflash posted:

That looks like Hook has a second, smaller Hook for a head and I'm here for it
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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

 I'm excited to see what happens to Hooks hair once he starts wrestling.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
what is Hook's finishing move

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Blaise330 posted:

what is Hook's finishing move

the hook

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Blaise330 posted:

what is Hook's finishing move

He Hooks folks.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


 https://twitter.com/BossMoz/status/1448703375294406686

not gonna lie I'd kinda love this

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I picture an alternate timeline where they did that with CM Punk where he just cuts "I'm just happy to be here" promos for 6 months and kept fireworks factorying his 1st match.

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.


 What’s funny is there is an increasingly likely chance that Hook’s first televised match may be against CM Punk

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