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Prurient Squid

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Escape From Noise

I'm American and barely ever have sex and drink coffee semi regularly. I live in Japan if that matters.

Ventral EggSac

Very little of one and an unhealthy amount of the other

nut

reign energy drink and twitch subs

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Exactly how much coffee do you think Americans drink and exactly how much sex do you think they have?


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Finger Prince


Do Americans drink coffee and have sex as much as they think they do?

Finger Prince


My own theory is that everyone thinks everyone else is doing a whole lot of fuckin, but the reality is that a few people are doing loads of fuckin, but most people aren't doing that much fuckin, so it all sort of averages out to a fairly normal, boring amount of fuckin.

Ventral EggSac

Finger Prince posted:

My own theory is that everyone thinks everyone else is doing a whole lot of fuckin, but the reality is that a few people are doing loads of fuckin, but most people aren't doing that much fuckin, so it all sort of averages out to a fairly normal, boring amount of fuckin.

Heh, loads

Prurient Squid

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Exactly how much coffee do you think Americans drink and exactly how much sex do you think they have?

Have you ever seen the hit 90s sitcom 'Friends'?

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


well i can say i don't drink any coffee and drink much more tea than most americans i dunno i guess i have enough sex?


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frump truck

hello... again!

im american and i drank coffee today and havent had sex in like 4 years or some poo poo

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

coffee and sex are the two leading causes of personal injury while inside a mcondalds

Prurient Squid

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

coffee and sex are the two leading causes of personal injury while inside a mcondalds

It's like what's "brewing" is a class action lawsuit!

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vanisher

touching a butt is sex, right?



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it is if you're doing it right





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Khanstant
i drink coffee way more than i gently caress, sorry

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I think some confusion in perception results from common use of coffee and sex as interchangeable euphemisms.

Randy Travesty

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Sometimes I drink coffee while I gently caress, OP, thanks for asking.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Actually if you want to do a scientific study you've already got a hypothesis and you've made a statement so now it's time for observation.

Watch me get that dick.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Trying

if somebody offers you to "come up for sex" they are trying to entrap you into a coffee date

Trying

call the police

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I'm an American who had a cup of coffee this morning and sex last night, am I just another statistic?

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Randy Travesty

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm an American who had a cup of coffee this morning and sex last night, am I just another statistic?

Sir please take your dick out of the mug. That mug has a family.

Vei
Dan Brown here, I'm currently writing a novel about this. Take a close look at the Starbucks logo and you will see the truth:

FluffieDuckie


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Escape From Noise

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm an American who had a cup of coffee this morning and sex last night, am I just another statistic?

Homsar being raised by a cup of coffee making more sense now.

google THIS

Escape From Noise

Born in a Starbucks, raised in a cave
Coffee and fuckin' is all that I crave

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I drink absolutely hideous amounts of coffee, but have a normal amount of sex. Really weird sex. Like, one time it involved an entire art studio, a case of natty light and an oil refinery

Ventral EggSac

Drinking coffee out of a sippy cup so I don't spill any on my partner while we have intercourse

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Hold up a second

xcheopis


Vei posted:

Dan Brown here, I'm currently writing a novel about this. Take a close look at the Starbucks logo and you will see the truth:



No ring

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Okay now i'm ready to Thunderbone

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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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It depends, op, how much do you think Americans drink coffee and have sex?

Please express your answer in units of gently caress-liters per second (fl/s).

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