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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*watching a planet explode outside my viewing window and then looking down at my screen to see the colorful byob forums* "drat I kinda feel like I should post about this buuut... no politics rule...

*sucking air through my teeth as an old man in brown robes is struck down in a light saber fight outside my office*

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wimsy

logging on to post a thread about what if the death star were a bong, see that there are already three threads about it

xcheopis


lol vader took out my supervisor at today's staff meeting

take the moon

by sebmojo
the mods have too much power i say as i press my finger over the button to laser-nuke a planet of billions

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*stopping my speeder bike in the forests of Endor and aiming my blaster at an Ewok sleeping in a hammock. hand begins shaking*

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
after a long day of genociding the galaxy darth Vader sits down to unwind on the chill forum only to see that the forums are down for maintenance

:ughh:

xcheopis


Luvcow posted:

after a long day of genociding the galaxy darth Vader sits down to unwind on the chill forum only to see that the forums are down for maintenance

:ughh:

YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME

And that, my dear orb, is how byob was finally deleted

Iron Chef Ramen

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
Leia: "Han, we've got to go, NOW!"

Han: "Hang on, I just got an idea for a post."

Finger Prince


Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA GET PROBATED!

Prof. Crocodile

It's an older cert sir, but it checks out.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
anakin skywalker logging into his account to post a new thread in coupons and deals after ransacking the Jedi temple "young Jedi padawans - half off"

yoda: :stare:

google THIS

All the Jedi end up surviving because they hear the stormtroopers snickering when they receive Order 69

Prof. Crocodile

Twenty Four


The scene where the death star shoots and there are those two posting buddies standing right next to the line of fire and they have to duck just before they made a really good post.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Finger Prince posted:

Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA GET PROBATED!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

smoking weed in the trash compactor room like woah are the walls closing in on me man

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
browsing some space porn on my computer when suddenly vader walks by. I freeze in terror as he bends down to look and then comments "ah I have seen this one, the larger of the gungans is the step mother... carry on"

Entropic

patriarchy sucks

Finger Prince posted:

Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA GET PROBATED!

I can hear this in Harrison Ford's voice

Macnult

nice post kid don’t get cocky

alnilam

Entropic posted:

I can hear this in Harrison Ford's voice

same

Twenty Four


DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

smoking weed in the trash compactor room like woah are the walls closing in on me man


Macnult posted:

nice post kid don’t get cocky

lol

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Smirking smugly as the lights dim because they've fired up the Primary Weapon again and posting about my boner in FYAD

Ventral EggSac

"I empty quote you"

"I know"

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
These are not the alts you're looking for.

Escape From Noise

BYOB Special Edition where they bring back all of the gassed threads and sprinkle them randomly around the first page but you can tell it was all added later on with CGI

Turdo

That's no goon

Turdo

I felt a great disturbance in the forums, as if millions of voices suddenly posted in terror and were suddenly banned.

Goons Are Gifts

Turdo posted:

I felt a great disturbance in the forums, as if millions of voices suddenly posted in terror and were suddenly banned.

Coupons & deals is really a dark place


Finger Prince


The coupons and deals star

Prof. Crocodile

I find your lack of posts disturbing

Twenty Four


If you probate me down, I shall post more powerful then you could possibly imagine

Sing Along

by Athanatos
behold the power of this fully armed and operational posting station

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nut

yoda: post, i will

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

yoda: post, i will

there is no try, only post or lurk

google THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGt5AGoDYbI

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

:vince:


DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Prof. Crocodile

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

:goodpost:

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