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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

kitten emergency posted:

if you could run a company, what would your business advice be?

try turning the heat in the bathroom up real high for a "hot yoga" experience while taking a dump

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

MononcQc posted:

conduct employee reviews' peer evaluations by just posting @reviewedemployee in the main channel and looking for positve and negative reactji under your post

raises granted based on "Other Employees React to Bob" reaction videos on youtube

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
[shot of code being typed] oh nice i recognize this, this is the file storage code

[switches to shot of Bob typing] [frowning face] ah man, this guy

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
just hire someone else to do all the ceo stuff

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
jira, rally and bugzilla are all trash. Put half your engineers on a project to make your own internal ticketing system. That'll show 'em.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i wanted a model train that constantly drove around the house like a big sushi boat and there were like snacks and stuff on it and all my cool pets like flying squirrels and so forth

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
here's a picture of me doing an innovation

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
snazzy new employee uniforms are a sure-fire way to send morale through the roof

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Gentle Autist posted:

sex is too much effort, i’d rather eat chicken liver pâté whilst shitposting.

FINALLY a good opinion

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