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bleed it dry and when poo poo starts to fall apart lean real heavily on the employees to pick up the slack with promises of profit sharing, then never return from a vacation with all the money
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not sure it this counts but i once directed one of our teams to replace all http error messages in the client with “there’s a problem with your internet connection” and it reduced helpdesk calls by like 90% overnight
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just like xcom the trick to management is to use your lowest developed people as cannon fodder or to run interference into danger. its also why i rename all my jrs in slack (and xcom) to “decoy”
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jira dreams of sushi
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hell yeah dude
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