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Recently I wrongly bought a jar of whole pickles when I actually wanted the larger sliced type. I have since gotten a jar of proper sliced gerkins. Now the question is what to do with the others. A wise man once told us all to dump a dillpickle while calling us realdo. My problem is knowing what to actually dump my pickles into. So far I've tried spicy mustard and Sweet Baby Ray's and it doesn't seem right. What should I dump my dill pickles into?
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Apr 27, 2021 17:48
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In youre rear end. 
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Apr 27, 2021 17:49
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im pickle rick
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Apr 27, 2021 17:56
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shove them up your butthole op
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Apr 27, 2021 18:00
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Sauerkraut, OP
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Apr 27, 2021 18:01
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cut the pickle lengthwise and scoop out the innards. fill with cream cheese and some raisins. reassemble pickle, apply breading and deep fry
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Apr 27, 2021 18:03
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It's dunk. Dunk a dill pickle, Realdo. In a jar of piss, then eat. Bon appetit! 
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Apr 27, 2021 18:06
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dice them and use them in potato salad, op
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Apr 27, 2021 18:07
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Chuck them at passing vehicles
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Apr 27, 2021 18:10
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Eat them op. Pickles are tasty.
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Apr 27, 2021 18:12
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Just eat them. It's a pickle not a French fry. Make a sandwich and have it on the side.
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Apr 27, 2021 18:12
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drink whiskey then chase with the pickle juice then eat the pickles after you finish the bottle of whiskey. once all whiskey, pickle juice, and pickels have been consumed go outside and puke whole concoction into your neighbors yard.
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Apr 27, 2021 18:12
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Your mouth
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Apr 27, 2021 18:15
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Save them for the summer months and then bite into them on really hot days when you're sweating it is one of the greatest things ever, surpassed, perhaps, only by cracking into a cold beer in those same conditions.
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Apr 27, 2021 18:18
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Pickle
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Apr 27, 2021 18:22
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Pickle juice spritz for you and you and you and me!
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Apr 27, 2021 18:24
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Can I have the juice please? The pickles you can do with as you wish.
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Apr 27, 2021 18:38
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I actually solved my problem now. I had a jar of red beets that was almost empty and that was good dipping.
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Apr 27, 2021 18:44
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Lodin posted:I actually solved my problem now. I had a jar of red beets that was almost empty and that was good dipping. Why, I oughtta ! 
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Apr 27, 2021 18:46
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Gonna regret your choices this summer OP
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Apr 27, 2021 18:49
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Pill Dickle
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Apr 27, 2021 18:50
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I have this dar of jill pickles
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Apr 27, 2021 18:57
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So you have whole pickles and want sliced pickles and are unable to figure this one out OP?
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Apr 27, 2021 19:12
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Sounds like you're in quite a pickle op 
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Apr 27, 2021 19:15
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He is but he could innovate and find a solution instead of just brining about it.
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Apr 27, 2021 19:16
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Get in your car and throw individual pickles at people.
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Apr 27, 2021 19:58
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I have this par of jill dickles
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Apr 27, 2021 19:59
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nunsexmonkrock posted:Eat them op. Pickles are tasty.
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Apr 27, 2021 20:02
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Nooner posted:drink whiskey then chase with the pickle juice then eat the pickles after you finish the bottle of whiskey. Absolutely this. Have you been watching me? I have done this and had no regrets about it.
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Apr 27, 2021 20:05
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bunk a gill fickle, bealgo
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Apr 27, 2021 20:50
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With the leftover juice and some vodka or gin you can make a dirty pickle. It's like a dirty martini but with pickle juice rather than olive.
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Apr 27, 2021 20:57
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Work out real hard and drink the juice, Op.
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Apr 27, 2021 21:04
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Jerk off real hard and drink the juice, Op.
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Apr 27, 2021 21:14
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Hello. It is I, Drew Pickles. Yes, the real Drew Pickles.
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Apr 27, 2021 21:42
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I have this dar of jill pickles 
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Apr 27, 2021 21:43
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Weka posted:Jerk off real hard and drink the juice, Op. It was implied, Sir.
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Apr 27, 2021 21:59
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nothing like sucking on a girthy gherkin OP mmmmmm
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Apr 27, 2021 22:24
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Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, preferably fried and with a fried egg thrown in the middle
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Apr 27, 2021 22:34
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Nobody liked my brine pun 
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Apr 28, 2021 01:52
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:He is but he could innovate and find a solution instead of just brining about it. *claps exactly two times*
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