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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Current event: my modem roasted itself on Thursday and the replacement arrived today.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BIG HEADLINE posted:

In & Out is also completely unremarkable unless you dip into the secret menu items.

Whataburger is incredibly underrated.

I almost choked on a piece of uncooked bacon as a child at a Whataburger in Wendover, Utah.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Finally, the sinister purpose behind the 5G nanbots in our vaccines is revealed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Barring the "only America could win the two world wars" thing, that's a shockingly sensible memo to read from Mr. 4-Cylinder Mustang.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Oh thank gently caress.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

FrozenVent posted:

They know China has regular-rear end paper too right?

I wouldn't make any wagers on that.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

not caring here posted:

Just got that first Pfizer jab, cell reception hasn't improved yet.

What's been the usual side effects for people so far?

My first Pfizer shot left me with a very sore arm the next day, but it was nothing a heating pad and some aspirin couldn't take the edge off. The second one basically sent me into hibernation for two days.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Anthony Antonio

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Terrifying Effigies posted:

https://twitter.com/Marco_Langbroek/status/1390956042029260804/photo/1




Enjoying the direct passes over San Diego, Dallas, DC/Baltimore, Madrid, Barcelona, Istanbul, Riyadh, Karachi, Lahore, Bangalore, Santiago...

San Diego, eh? Knowing my luck it'll land right on my car.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Remember the huge NG reply-all clusterfuck from last year? My favorite thing was some recruiter using it as an opportunity to message family members dragged into it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I don't say this often, but :thermidor:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Midjack posted:

screenshot in case it disappears:

merely to "strike terror," you know, no big deal.

Well that last sentence is true, in way.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Basticle posted:

For a palate cleanser, everyone's favorite Judge is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH3Y_4wc0Ng

I'm not gonna take Buttfucker 3000 as a username but one of y'all absolutely should.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Twitter is garbage but there's no way this isn't some sort of bad thing so gently caress you regardless idiot Israeli killers/wannabe killers.

How hard is it to just, y'know, not join a violent mob and beat the poo poo out of some rando driver? I've managed that every day of my life and I loving suck.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

maffew buildings posted:

how long until there's a proposed 'tax the people who got vaccinated' plan in a trump state?

Not soon enough.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boop the snoot posted:

Won’t someone think of the banks

No.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Cugel the Clever posted:

Vaguely reminds me of the story a few years back of the Canadian soldier who was identified as an extremist, but fled with weapons before they could catch him. I wonder whatever came of that.
https://twitter.com/M__Verbruggen/status/1394877995878424579?s=19

If the Canadian dude is the one I'm thinking of, his last whereabouts were near a big ol' hazardous swamp and it's presumed he died there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Big K of Justice posted:

Yup. I'm down for a Cybertruck reservation but I'm curious if they can actually make the price point and if will have comfy seats.

I cannot believe anyone would pre-order that vaporware sack of crap.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I want to donate my body to ballistics/explosives research. Maybe even after I kick it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Handsome Ralph posted:

Way ahead of you, grandma.
https://twitter.com/MENA_Conflict/status/1396890664881774598

I wanna be cremated and have my ashes scattered in the ocean, preferably in or around Scapa Flow.

That's the exact story that inspired my decision.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CainFortea posted:

lol, sure.

Convincing refutation.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Turns out when there's free streaming porn for every single drat fetish easily accessible everywhere on the internet, young people aren't as excited by random bikini pics, especially ones with a political dimension.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Defenestrategy posted:

Yea, who cares about bikini pics when straight up smut is accessible and free.

I mean, I like and encourage the existence of bikini pics, but they aren't nearly as important as they were ten or fifteen years ago.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Crab Dad posted:

yeah that fuse looks a little suss to be a dummy practice bomb.

Yeah, I thought it might be a Hedgehog depth bomb at first, but that's apparently what those practice bombs look like.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1399492568753360896

That's Lee Havery Oswald

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