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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

shame on an IGA posted:

My Very Dear Sarah:

Indications are very strong the bowel shall move in a few days, perhaps to-morrow. Lest I should not be able to write you again, I feel impelled to write a few lines, that may fall under your eye when I shall be no more.

Our movement may be one of a few days duration and full of pleasure and it may be one of severe conflict and death to me. Not my will, but thine, O God be done. If it is necessary that I should fall on the blue-water for any country, I am ready. I have no misgivings about, or lack of confidence in, the cause in which I am engaged, and my courage does not halt or falter.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Wingnut Ninja posted:

but also reported for shitposting.

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Fallom posted:

You know it�s luxury when the complex has a name like �The Dwellings at [Road Name]�

The one going up near my office bulldozed a few acres of woods and had the balls to call itself �The Preserve�.

Yeah, it always seems like developments are named for what they destroy

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Never forget, though, the National Archives fire of 1973:

The losses to Federal military records collection included:

80% loss to records of U.S. Army personnel discharged November 1, 1912, to January 1, 1960;[2]
75% loss to records of U.S. Air Force personnel discharged September 25, 1947, to January 1, 1964, with names alphabetically after Hubbard, James E.;[2]
Some U.S. Army Reserve personnel who performed their initial active duty for training in the late 1950s but who received final discharge as late as 1964.

None of the records that were destroyed in the fire had duplicate copies made, nor had they been copied to microfilm. No index of these records was made prior to the fire, and millions of records were on loan to the Veterans Administration at the time of the fire. This made it difficult to precisely determine which records were lost.[2]

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