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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Yeah, not to backseat moderate but that was a well thought out joke based on current events. Definitely was a shitpost though.

Now I'm having a Dean Pelton moment where I don't know what's a pun or not and I can't tell if the joke is going way the gently caress over my head or if there wasn't a joke to begin with.


Either way, shame on an IGA should wear that sixer like a Purple Heart.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Flikken posted:

Dude got trapped in a porta potty in Gettysburg

I KNOW GODDAMNIT

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Tbf I wish it would have been because that would have meant that I spent my day having an experience I’d never forget at a Civil War battlefield instead of attempting to install sliding doors on my closet and dealing with every possible curveball that a 110-year old building can throw at someone doing a pretty basic bit of home improvement.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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boop the snoot posted:

It annoys me that half of those people probably wouldn’t line up for a line half that long for a vaccine.

Solution: get your J&J shot and you get $20 to spend at White Castle.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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So can someone tell me why I’m wrong in thinking that Thomas was right that the court should have heard this case? On its face this seems pretty ridiculous and awful to me.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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boop the snoot posted:

Harambe did nothing wrong.

I will not be taking questions or responding to comments.

drat right he didn’t. He was a gorilla reacting to something new entering his environment.

All Zookeepers Are Bastards

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Goddamn they walked right into that one.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Check your bingo cards to see if you had “Delhi about to run out of water” :stare:

https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/1389809382498586626

This is some scary, scary poo poo going on there.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Here's something fun to read: https://www.bizjournals.com/pittsburgh/news/2021/05/04/how-local-companies-are-filling-open-roles.html


Ice cream shop in Pittsburgh can't staff people. Offers $15/hr, and suddenly they're fully staffed with dedicated employees and a mile long standby list if they ever need more help.

Lazy rear end workers, only motivated by the desire to make more money, unlike business owners who are motivated by-

Notahippie posted:

It sounds like a lot of critical infrastructure (including O2 transportation, which is part of why the O2 situation is hosed up) is hurting because enough people have COVID that they can't staff anything anymore.

Everything I’ve read about India suggests that they are facing the absolute worst case scenario in terms of health care collapse and also that of critical industries like transportation, which is just compounding the other issues more. It’s super scary and I wonder how close we came to seeing that in NYC and other places here in the US last year.

I’ve said this before and maybe I’m still just broke brained from 2020, but even though the US is increasingly vaccinated and the vaccines are effective, I still don’t think we’re out of the woods with this, not by a long shot.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Few people have come to know the “true” story of the origin of Sinko de Mayo. It is my pleasure to set the record straight.

A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.

The Titanic hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.



(USER WAS CAST INTO THE BRINY DEEP FOR THIS POST)

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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The Washington Post ran this op-ed by Cathy Merrill, the CEO of Washingtonian Magazine, one of the DC area’s more well-known “lifestyle” magazines. It’s full of boomer handwringing about workers not coming back to the office full time, and has this little cherry in it:

quote:

While some employees might like to continue to work from home and pop in only when necessary, that presents executives with a tempting economic option the employees might not like. I estimate that about 20 percent of every office job is outside one’s core responsibilities — “extra.” It involves helping a colleague, mentoring more junior people, celebrating someone’s birthday — things that drive office culture. If the employee is rarely around to participate in those extras, management has a strong incentive to change their status to “contractor.” Instead of receiving a set salary, contractors are paid only for the work they do, either hourly or by appropriate output metrics. That would also mean not having to pay for health care, a 401(k) match and our share of FICA and Medicare taxes — benefits that in my company’s case add up roughly to an extra 15 percent of compensation. Not to mention the potential savings of reduced office space and extras such as bonuses and parking fees.

Do you interpret that as a threat? If so, you join the entire editorial staff of the Washingtonian, who had this to say:

https://twitter.com/abeaujon/status/1390648703703261186

Such an effective executive that she prompted her entire editorial staff to take lightning quick action; that op-ed was published last night!

Also press F to pay respects to Cathy Merrill’s Twitter mentions because “ratioed” does not even begin to describe what’s happening to her account right now.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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The president of the company my wife used to work at once referred to reply-all as “gangbanging the company.”

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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There might be some new problems brewing at the Chernobyl reactor site. Scientists are well aware and are attempting to find solutions, but it’s not great, not terrible at least for now.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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https://twitter.com/andrewyang/status/1391897869137887234?s=21

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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boop the snoot posted:

Any time you ask about someone’s guns from an official standpoint it is very obviously to enter you into a database so they can come take your guns later.

So when you go for a colonoscopy, you’re actually giving up your freedom.

If you wait around long enough the gunsexuals will probably tell you about it anyway.

:freep: You can take my guns after you’ve palpated my enlarged prostate with your cold dead fingers :freep:

I think that’s how this works

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1392241000089800709

This is to the southeast of Tel Aviv. I don’t recall this happening in 2014 or the other major flare ups since 2008.

Countdown to when Israel just seizes the entirety of the West Bank for “security reasons.”

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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I’ve posted about this before here and there, but from late 2009-2010, my then-girlfriend (now wife) and I waited out the Great Recession by living in Egypt and teaching English. Our time there also coincided with the Gaza Flotilla Raid. Despite our best efforts to keep politics out of the classroom (to protect our students and the institution as we knew the Mukhbaharat had informants in classes who were monitoring for criticism of the government or Islamist sentiment), people were upset and angry over that incident in particular and wanted to discuss it. In addition to some well-founded criticism about Israel’s conduct, the majority of the poo poo I heard frankly made me understand Israel’s siege mentality. Namely people throwing out straight up anti-Semitic stuff about how Jews control the media and the banks, that Israelis were told to stay away from the WTC on 9/11, and also that Jews had the secret ability to fly. This came from students who were otherwise bright, friendly and in many cases were already professionals (doctors, lawyers, etc) in established careers. Hearing goofy poo poo like that definitely casts the historical problem with anti-Semitism into sharp relief.

But at the same time, Israel’s national history being rooted in existential trauma and conflict at its inception to 30 years later has had a toxic and corrosive effect on its modern psyche. It’s turned vigilance into paranoia and defensiveness into aggression now that those existential threats are gone. Egypt, Jordan or Syria are never again going to war with Israel, Hamas or PIJ will never march on Tel Aviv, and even Hezbollah- arguably the most capable group in the region- cannot threaten the existence of Israel itself. Politicians like Netanyahu have formed a Faustian bargain with the more toxic elements of the ultranationalist Israeli right in order to stay in power, and the extreme has become the mainstream now and there’s no walking it back.

Israel has become an apartheid state and there’s no disputing it. Even if some of its politicians make paeans about peace with Palestinians, they’ve effectively ruined any chance of them ever having a territorially contiguous state of their own, and there’s no way that Israel will guarantee them political sovereignty or binational status because demographics would threaten Jewish political power.

Israel is just one huge tragic tale of about victims becoming oppressors, to the detriment of the values of Judaism itself.

I used to love the Middle East and considered myself something of an Arabist but after watching the entrenchment of authoritarianism following the failed Arab uprisings of 2011 and Israel’s descent into madness I can’t even read the news without feeling bitter and depressed about that whole cursed region.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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I saw the video and I’m not linking to it here but yep, a crowd pulls a guy out of a car and just straight up envelops him in a storm of fists and improvised clubs, including an Israeli flag on a pole, and then beats his motionless body some more.

gently caress this all so much.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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TL; DR- someone’s love for big tittays allowed for the compromise of critical infrastructure and led to fuel shortages across the mid-Atlantic.

https://twitter.com/LikeAndBlock/status/1392640160655945729

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Jesus Christ it’s way too soon for this. Here in DC we’re still at less than 40% of the population vaccinated.

pantslesswithwolves fucked around with this message at 19:12 on May 13, 2021

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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facialimpediment posted:

The alternative case is that there are a decent chunk of people that are more like "well, why should I get vaccinated if I still have to wear a mask everywhere?" Giving these people the "hey, get vaccinated so you can have those indoor parties and go nuts" argument probably gets you more people vaccinated, which is the only thing that really matters anymore.

The true nonvaccinated, non-masking assholes are gonna rear end in a top hat one way or another. The scientists have likely figured that the breakthrough cases are so negligible that the masks no longer help much in normal situations. Then the administration's social science people probably figured that you get more vaccinated that way too. Plus states/localities/businesses can still require masks in hotzones and medical circumstances, so it's noit a full mask-drop recommendation everywhere.

The problem is there’s no enforcement mechanism. We don’t have vaccine passports because Republicans will claim they’re the Mark of the Beast and there are plenty of fake cards out there. There’s going to be a non-insignificant number of sovcit assholes who will be like “YOU CANT ASK ME IF IM VACCINATED, THAT VIOLATES MY HIPPO RIGHTS!”

I’m still skeptical about this. We’re at like 46% of the total population vaccinated, which still isn’t close to even the lower numbers hypothesized to hit herd immunity.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Meanwhile getting back to our other ongoing shitstorm

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1392914849903042566

If Hezbollah is entering the conflict, it’s going to be a wholly new level of escalation. They actually have rockets that go well beyond “pipe bomb with fins” and are better trained, well disciplined and have been preparing for all out war with Israel since 2006. That said there are definitely other smaller, less capable groups that could have launched a few rockets as well, but Israel will definitely hold Hezbollah accountable if even a crappy rocket hits somewhere in Northern Israel and does some damage.

Edit: likely launched by a Palestinian militant group near one of the refugee camps, not Hezbollah

https://twitter.com/Beltrew/status/1392916060333133829

pantslesswithwolves fucked around with this message at 20:03 on May 13, 2021

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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A Bad Poster posted:

gently caress debt.

Also, don't gently caress with debt.

Holy poo poo :laffo:, what a callback to 2005 forums lore

Also I haven’t seen this discussed here, but it looks like the rot in the SOF community I sn’t just confined to the SEALs. Delta is specifically mentioned here as having some serious problems with its operators getting into some shady poo poo like drug trafficking and murder. This article also refers to a lot of murders and suspicious deaths that have occurred at Fort Bragg that have not been prosecuted or adequately investigated.

I have a friend who was in SF and he’s hinted at seeing some dark poo poo in the community during his time in. I know better not to ask. Glad this forum led me to not enlisting as an 18X back in the early 2010s.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Maaaaan where the gently caress are my rebates and prizes for getting a vaccine when it was offered to me back in March?! This is like throwing a pizza party for the kids who slacked on the group project.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Cythereal posted:



Appears to count 6 or more dead in one shooting.

I saw that post. They’re still using the standing metric of four people shot in one incident. It doesn’t differentiate between “active shooter” incidents where a gunman starts shooting random people in a targeted or semi-targeted event or an incident like a gang shooting or domestic violence. This isn’t to downplay the horrific impact of gun violence or to suggest that there aren’t things we as a country should be doing to stop it, but claiming stats like this gives the impression that there’s been nearly 200 active shooter incidents in the US which simply isn’t the case.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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boop the snoot posted:

I’m sure the victims feel the same way.

I’m being serious. They’re dead. They all feel the same way as each other.

Fill this in for me to help me understand your point between dead people here and dead people there: it only counts as a mass shooting when ______________.

I think you're talking past each other. The point is that different circumstances require different policies to effectively address, unless what you're advocating for is abolishing private gun ownership in the US as the solution to all violent crime. In and of itself, that's not a dishonest position to take, but if that's what you're advocating for, then by all means advance it here.

edit: ^^^ yeah that

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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I remember the :qq: in the Israeli press back in 2014 when Obama did the apparently brazenly anti-Semitic act of preventing US airliners from flying into Ben-Gurion because some Hamas rockets landed near there.

TBF I don’t trust the Biden administration itself to put any pressure whatsoever on Israel, but I do trust the leftward flank of the Democratic Party to try and do so. At least until the DNC primaries them.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Defenestrategy posted:

Is it just me being a contrarian or have people gotten worse at making snappy names to slam people and events with.

Drumpf, Fraudit, The Big Lie.. all sound like something you'd hear an obnoxious five year old say.

Are you feeling a little Grumpy Trumpy after you got your Fauci Ouchie or something?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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https://mobile.twitter.com/BrentScher/status/1395119265095852035

Naturally Chud Twitter is aflame with this because being a socialist means no nice things ever and you can only wear dresses made of cast off burlap and the one pair of wooden clogs you’re allowed to own.

If this is true I’d rather make fun of her for giving money to Elon Musk. That’s the only counterrevolutionary crime that’s been committed here. :ussr:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Sprinkle my ashes with those of my dogs in our favorite woods, the oceans and over our favorite overlook so that way some part of us will always be there.

That assumes that we live in a future where civilization exists and Viking funerals are still banned. If that’s not the case, I hope my fellow marauders will put a couple of pounds of tannerite in my chest cavity and use my remains for target practice while a deaf mutant plays “Welcome to the Jungle” on an out of tune guitar.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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CommieGIR posted:

The dude was not a Nazi, that was from an ""anonymous source"" leaked to the Russian Press. Brown Moses blew that rumor up fast.

But Brown Moses gets funding from the Atlantic Council which is linked to the CIA; same with Robert Evans of your favorite podcast that he’s on :tankiesay:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Pine Cone Jones posted:

Have a cat and shut up.


The cat is a loving op too, stay woke

quote:

Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Central Intelligence Agency Directorate of Science & Technology, which in the 1960s intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies. In an hour-long procedure a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull and a thin wire into its fur.

The first Acoustic Kitty mission was to eavesdrop on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and allegedly killed by a taxi almost immediately.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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RFC2324 posted:

Colorado just legalized pot delivery, and the governor just announced 5 one million dollar lottos for people who got vaccinated.

So the whole lottery thing is cool I guess but it still feels pretty stupid to me since the state governments are effectively bribing the kids who hosed off on the group project just to come to class, so to speak. Is there a potential payout for people who got vaxxed as soon as they could or is it just for the “Hmmm well the Freedom Eagle Patriots Tactical Network said on Facebook that the vaccines are made out of fetal tissue of future Trump voters so I dunno about this” holdouts?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Did you know that engineers are overrepresented in jihadist groups by a significant factor when compared to other militant groups and society at large? Brings to mind some interesting questions- not saying that FrozenVent could have been the 21st hijacker on 9/11, but it is curious that he’s never confirmed his whereabouts on that day, especially whether he may have missed a flight.

Interesting indeed.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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McNally posted:

"Bombard his whistleblower site with tips about the time Crenshaw engaged in a smear campaign against someone who tried to whistleblow about sexual assault at the VA as can be found at this link: https://www.newsweek.com/rep-dan-crenshaw-linked-smear-campaign-female-vet-led-va-secretary-watchdog-says-1553928" is probably not something I can encourage as a mod.

So, as a mod, I am not encouraging anyone to do the above.

Let me be on the record as saying that I am not encouraging anyone to go to the website of Congressman Dan Crenshaw (R-TX-2) and bombard his whistleblower page with tips stating that Crenshaw himself was involved in a smear campaign designed to quiet and intimidate a veteran who suffered a sexual assault at the VA.

I was already planning on just filling it up with the plots to Apocalypse Now, the Dirty Dozen and Platoon but this also works

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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Bennett is a major figure in the ultranationalist Israeli right and Lapid is a figurehead of the dwindling Israeli left. I think just about everyone in Israel is sick of Bibi and just wants to kick his rear end out after 12 years in power. Then Bennett’s coalition will turn their knives on Lapid and push ahead with implementing their settler colonialist project in the West Bank.

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

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NO BLOOD FOR olive OIL!

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