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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:This is what happens when you order your rockets off of Wish. I wish your posting was better, amiright 
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Smythe posted:man look at how cool the shuttle was. america used to kick rear end. Listen, you can have space exploration or you can have rule by a cluster of withered geriatrics, but not both. I think america made the right choice
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May 5, 2021 13:07
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We'll have to dig up a plucky emperor and send him up on a rocket to fix this impending catastrophe
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May 5, 2021 13:12
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Kirk Johnson can catch any debris in his gaping rear end in a top hat. We need to deploy Kirk and deploy him now!
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May 5, 2021 14:17
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What PART of New York. I may be north or south of it?! Will they have like some advance impact predictions? People gonna need to be moving if it doesn't land in the ocean!
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May 5, 2021 14:33
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Oh no it's heading straight for twin towers memorial tower
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May 5, 2021 14:38
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Couldn't they just send some people up to attach a whole bunch of parachutes, maybe a heatshield, and then just use those so instead of crashing it just gently floats down? Hell, if it lands somewhere near people then you could probably just repurpose it as like a big water tower or something
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May 5, 2021 14:40
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Yeah idk just send up a second bigger rocket to knock this one out of the way 
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May 5, 2021 14:43
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in the 90s my aunt had a weird breakdown and was completely convinced that a satellite was going to come down and kill her from space, evidently she would talk about it all the time to anyone that would listen.
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May 5, 2021 14:45
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Well, did it?
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May 5, 2021 14:46
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It didn't, she looked like a real buffoon. Maybe this one will get her and she will be vindicated.
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May 5, 2021 14:51
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Anyone wanna place bets on what country/area it hits? My vote is Brazil
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May 5, 2021 15:29
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Hong Kong. Can't protest for your freedoms if you're all DEAD.
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May 5, 2021 15:47
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Last year Covid, now this bullshit....for fucks sake China, pull yourself together.
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May 5, 2021 15:52
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Caesar Saladin posted:It didn't, she looked like a real buffoon. Maybe this one will get her and she will be vindicated. This would be extremely radical and I hope her memorial is a sculpture of a hand giving the middle finger with just "I told you so" under it at the crash site/where they bury her remains and it becomes a public nuisance because it can't be rezoned or something.
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May 5, 2021 16:17
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Fumble posted:Was I too meta for you? I;m sorry. I was hungry
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May 5, 2021 16:21
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smoobles posted:Anyone wanna place bets on what country/area it hits? Illinois.
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May 5, 2021 16:26
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it's going to hit a nuclear silo in wyoming dead on, triggering world war 3
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May 5, 2021 16:29
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I think I'll go with the world's oceans
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May 5, 2021 16:29
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To maximize my chances
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May 5, 2021 16:31
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Play posted:I think I'll go with the world's oceans a safe bet but unfortunately the payout is only $.50
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May 5, 2021 16:38
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The rocket is filled with “vaccine” and this is all part of “China Joe” Biden’s unconstitutional forced vaccination plan.
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May 5, 2021 17:15
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I hope it lands directly and exactly on my freaking balls.
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May 5, 2021 17:17
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Chinatown posted:I hope it lands directly and exactly on my freaking balls. I was gonna say the same but then I realized that they'd be perfectly safe since they'd be protected by YOUR MOTHER at the time.
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May 5, 2021 17:18
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smoobles posted:Anyone wanna place bets on what country/area it hits? Argentina So we can say "I'm from buenos aires and I say KILL 'EM ALL"
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May 5, 2021 17:27
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The rocket will perfectly block the Suez canal.
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May 5, 2021 17:50
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I've always hoped that a piece of space junk would rain down into my back yard. It would be a great thing to display in my classroom.
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May 5, 2021 17:52
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How hard can it be to get a rock into space, all you gotta do is aim up lol
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May 5, 2021 17:54
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Xaintrailles posted:The rocket will perfectly block the Suez canal. I would LOL so hard my launching balls would knock another satellite out of orbit.
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May 5, 2021 19:22
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I was thinking "Man there's so much stuff this thing could land on that'd be comical, it's probably going to be sorta darkly comical at least" and then I thought "Nah it's probably going to hit a village in Africa or start the drat rainforest on fire or land on a pod of nursing whale calves." Something equally innocent and not even slightly cool. Stupid tumbling giant chinese space rocket, why can't you ever do anything funny just once!!!
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May 5, 2021 19:27
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We should launch Bruce Willis and Ben Afleck at it, they know what to do.
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May 5, 2021 19:37
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Big Beef City posted:Stupid tumbling giant chinese space rocket, why can't you ever do anything funny just once!!! Hey some people can just be humorless, not all celebs or athletes need to have amazing camera presence. He's an 8-time NBA All-Star give him a break
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May 5, 2021 19:46
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Colonel Cancer posted:Oh no it's heading straight for twin towers memorial tower lmfao
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May 5, 2021 20:11
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Just for some sense of perspective, it'd probably be really bad if big pieces of it fell on your house, but it's not going to destroy a city or something. Space shuttle Columbia rained several times the mass of debris of this thing over the US.
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May 5, 2021 20:36
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I just went back and re-read the OP properly and this isn't even happening until the 10th, that's days away. gently caress you op, you should 've started this thread the night before or something.
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May 5, 2021 20:56
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Pistol_Pete posted:I just went back and re-read the OP properly and this isn't even happening until the 10th, that's days away. Nope now we have time to all guess where it lands. Let's see who wins I'm serious. I'll go first: the Pacific Ocean
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May 5, 2021 21:08
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I can't believe the CIA sabotaged China's peaceful science rocket! Was unleashing Covid and starting a war with India not enough???
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May 5, 2021 21:17
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It's gonna land vertically in Boca Chica and not explode just to spite Elon.
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May 5, 2021 21:19
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If it lands in America will it be casus belli?
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it would be fun to make bets and whoever is closest gets an av or plat or something my guess: it lands somewhere in the pacific ocean
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