A giant rocket from China is going to crash somewhere on Earth on May 10th

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I hope it lands on Taco Bell.

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:55

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 20:11

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yikes! posted:

nm now i wish it was this guy

Was I too meta for you?

# ¿ May 5, 2021 00:26

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Some one in the other thread posted a tracker for it.

Dante80 posted:

The B Variant essentially attaches the payload (in this case a Space Station) to the main core/sustainer.

Since there is no second/upper stage, there is also no RCS to make a controlled de-orbit with. So the whole thingy becomes a happy present after separation. You can track its current orbit here: http://stuffin.space/?intldes=2021-035B

You might want to put it in the op.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 01:06

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

What if the rocket is fitted with Chinese Ball Seeking technology, and breaks into a few million pieces upon reentry, each piece homing in on an individual set of balls with laser guided accuracy?

Fortunately, when they ripped the code from the American Ball Seeking technology that Foxcon were making, they did a piss poor job and the entire thing burnt out just after launch.

# ¿ May 8, 2021 13:19

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