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Apr 6, 2011

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Nooner posted:

drat China certainly escalating things from the ol' peepee in your coke thing

Why is this guy not a mod yet?

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Apr 6, 2011

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Spinz posted:

Seriously, how much notice would there be? Time to evacuate a city?



I think it’s gonna be a long long time

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Apr 6, 2011

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SyNack Sassimov posted:

I don't think Spinz is the man you think she is at all, hth

Huh? I know Spinz is a lady. I was just making a joke on her question

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Apr 6, 2011

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Huh? I know Spinz is a lady. I was just making a joke on her question

Rocket Ma’am

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Apr 6, 2011

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Caesar Saladin posted:

hope the rocket doesn't hit me in the dikc

I don’t think even the Chinese have that kind of accuracy

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Apr 6, 2011

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Meme Poker Party posted:

I have dispatched a specialist to attempt to retrieve/destroy the rocket before it plunges into the atmosphere.




We’re in good hands.

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Apr 6, 2011

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The rocket is filled with “vaccine” and this is all part of “China Joe” Biden’s unconstitutional forced vaccination plan.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Xaintrailles posted:

The rocket will perfectly block the Suez canal.

I would LOL so hard my launching balls would knock another satellite out of orbit.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Apr 6, 2011

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Chinese rockets in flight
Now we got a plight!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Finally some excitement after this last year of nothing going on

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Apr 6, 2011

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What if the rocket is fitted with Chinese Ball Seeking technology, and breaks into a few million pieces upon reentry, each piece homing in on an individual set of balls with laser guided accuracy?

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Apr 6, 2011

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smoobles posted:

have you guys called your loved ones to say goodbye yet?

Haha yeah of course I’ve called all my loved ones, they’re just out of frame, calling me back





:(

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Apr 6, 2011

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Donnie Darko turns out to be a documentary

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Apr 6, 2011

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Johnny Aztec posted:

The rock that hit that set off the Dinosaur extinction event was so massive, that as it entered the atmosphere, the friction and heat of the air resistance caused the loving AIR ITSELF TO IGNITE IN A WAVE OF FIRE CIRCLING THE GLOBE

It also pushed out all of the air in front of it so for a brief second there was a “tunnel” from space down to the surface. Also the impact was so powerful that debris and dinosaur bits definitely got blasted back into space.

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