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Snipin' every page with shittay posts itsRocket Maaa aaa aaammm she's a Rocket Ma'am.
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"Oh noooooo we have no IDEA where our giant explosive radioactive tube could possibly land it went into a 'wild orbit'! Let's all watch and hope" - China, hanging up the phone in a room with a map of the US with Washington D.C. with a red x over it on the wall and a Joe Biden doll with pushpins stuck into it
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May 5, 2021 01:07
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2021: A Spinz Odyssey
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May 5, 2021 01:08
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My home town had Sputnik crash right in the middle of the drat road. There's a little plaque there. e: well technically it's like a metal ring permanently set into the road, the plaque is over on the side. I've stood on it. V exciting. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 03:02 on May 5, 2021 |
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May 5, 2021 02:59
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Caesar Saladin posted:It didn't, she looked like a real buffoon. Maybe this one will get her and she will be vindicated. This would be extremely radical and I hope her memorial is a sculpture of a hand giving the middle finger with just "I told you so" under it at the crash site/where they bury her remains and it becomes a public nuisance because it can't be rezoned or something.
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May 5, 2021 16:17
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Chinatown posted:I hope it lands directly and exactly on my freaking balls. I was gonna say the same but then I realized that they'd be perfectly safe since they'd be protected by YOUR MOTHER at the time.
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May 5, 2021 17:18
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I was thinking "Man there's so much stuff this thing could land on that'd be comical, it's probably going to be sorta darkly comical at least" and then I thought "Nah it's probably going to hit a village in Africa or start the drat rainforest on fire or land on a pod of nursing whale calves." Something equally innocent and not even slightly cool. Stupid tumbling giant chinese space rocket, why can't you ever do anything funny just once!!!
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May 5, 2021 19:27
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super sweet best pal posted:If it lands in America will it be casus belli? Yes. The plan is to instantly begin a hot war with China the very second a piece of a failed space vehicle hits a continent sized piece of land anywhere by sheer accident, yes.
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May 5, 2021 22:35
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16.99366962968389, 87.19583522512156
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May 6, 2021 01:01
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YeahTubaMike posted:Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I hope I DON'T die as a result of this rocket crash. eh, hit or miss.
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May 7, 2021 16:38
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I hope it blows my nipples clean off.
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May 7, 2021 17:13
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Just lol if this hits the Garfield lasagna guy on a Monday
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May 7, 2021 18:24
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One of them goes directly over the spot I picked in the Indian ocean completely at random. That's awesome. If I nail this you all owe me like $50
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May 7, 2021 19:26
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Full Metal Jackass posted:According to that chart my balls are safe. Not if I have anything to say about it
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May 8, 2021 12:44
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It's gonna land exactly where I predicted and when it does I'm gonna have a 'splash down' of my own if you know what I am saying!
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May 8, 2021 14:32
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:
Chase ur dreams
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May 8, 2021 15:45
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I'm out of the current path and I'm very disappointed.