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Finger Prince


Reagan hosed three generations of americans in the rear end. He dead and he still fuckin.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Every single one of them, op

Nosfereefer

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personally, i think its the vps who get the butt action in the white house

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


VP= Vaginalsexless President


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Always knew Joe was an rear end man

Stoner Sloth

Old Joe telling the story of Cornhole Pop again

FutonForensic

Commanderriere-in-Chief

Finger Prince


FutonForensic posted:

Commanderriere-in-Chief

Cuminderriere-in-chief

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Finger Prince posted:

Cuminderriere-in-chief


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Teddy Thunders posted:

Taft was a bratty bottom.





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
I believe that Nixon would approach the butt and go "hm, well, that's ah that's ah quite a rump there" but then awkwardly pat it twice and then make an excuse to leave. In my mind he also has his coat and shirt and tie on up top but fully nude, partially sexual down below.





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
My fellow Americans, I'm here tonight to address the ah the vile calumnies propagated by the East Coast liberals and the Ivy Tower... the Ivy Tower muck-a-mucks regarding the dignity of the office of the president of these United States and the sexual... and the ahh... and the sexual reportoires and, and sexual capacity for moral conviction there...there-in. Well... with god as my witness, I tell you here before god and country-- I have made love. I have done the physical love in all, in all of the primary ways. Forwards, backwards. "Cowboys Style." "69," which... which I'm sure you all have heard of, perhaps hah, perhaps most especially those of you of the younger generations. All of the ways and with... with, and with all the limbs and extremities our good and loving Maker provided me wi... provided myself and my beloved wife, Pat, with. Unbridled, passionate, and so on. And ah yes, yes that includes the ahh... the "human derriere." I will not be taking questions.





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

Old Joe telling the story of Cornhole Pop again

lol

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


How Wonderful! posted:

My fellow Americans, I'm here tonight to address the ah the vile calumnies propagated by the East Coast liberals and the Ivy Tower... the Ivy Tower muck-a-mucks regarding the dignity of the office of the president of these United States and the sexual... and the ahh... and the sexual reportoires and, and sexual capacity for moral conviction there...there-in. Well... with god as my witness, I tell you here before god and country-- I have made love. I have done the physical love in all, in all of the primary ways. Forwards, backwards. "Cowboys Style." "69," which... which I'm sure you all have heard of, perhaps hah, perhaps most especially those of you of the younger generations. All of the ways and with... with, and with all the limbs and extremities our good and loving Maker provided me wi... provided myself and my beloved wife, Pat, with. Unbridled, passionate, and so on. And ah yes, yes that includes the ahh... the "human derriere." I will not be taking questions.


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


google THIS

Reporter 1: Uhh, what'd he say?

(Harry S Truman continues to mime grasping and invisible butt and thrusting his pelvis at it)

Reporter 2: I think he said "buck."

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Franklin Pierce having a Dennis Cooper-style romp... getting his little pretty haircut all sweaty and gunked up...





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Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

Old Joe telling the story of Cornhole Pop again

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


How Wonderful! posted:

My fellow Americans, I'm here tonight to address the ah the vile calumnies propagated by the East Coast liberals and the Ivy Tower... the Ivy Tower muck-a-mucks regarding the dignity of the office of the president of these United States and the sexual... and the ahh... and the sexual reportoires and, and sexual capacity for moral conviction there...there-in. Well... with god as my witness, I tell you here before god and country-- I have made love. I have done the physical love in all, in all of the primary ways. Forwards, backwards. "Cowboys Style." "69," which... which I'm sure you all have heard of, perhaps hah, perhaps most especially those of you of the younger generations. All of the ways and with... with, and with all the limbs and extremities our good and loving Maker provided me wi... provided myself and my beloved wife, Pat, with. Unbridled, passionate, and so on. And ah yes, yes that includes the ahh... the "human derriere." I will not be taking questions.

Escape From Noise

My POTUS don't want none, unless it's got buns, son!

Vim Fuego

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress

FutonForensic posted:

i think if you said "butt sex" to jimmy carter he would faint/die

Thats how he died, the first time at least.

GoutPatrol

*Stupid Babby*

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw missionary forever. We begin buttfucking in five minutes

Twenty Four


Teddy Thunders posted:

I mean I'm pretty sure they've been loving our asses this entire time so, I've gotta say they all have, OP.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Bill Moyers and Richard Goodwin desperately trying to convince LBJ to excise "public vore club, every town" from his Great Society proposal.





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Escape From Noise

How Wonderful! posted:

Bill Moyers and Richard Goodwin desperately trying to convince LBJ to excise "public vore club, every town" from his Great Society proposal.

L...BJ!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas


(J.S. Pughe, 1900)





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Look at this. Teddy is starving for it. Who will step forward and rail Teddy Roosevelt.





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Age-play....

...transformation....

...size kings... drat... these presidents freaks





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Even Roscoe Conkling is both mpreg and exploding.





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
I mean... take your pick





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GoutPatrol

*Stupid Babby*

wrestling honest Abe, our bodies slicked with mineral oil

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
He removed his nipples bc they offered too much wind resistance. He needs to be sleek as gently caress.





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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

the presidents are a bunch of perveted freaks clearly

Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"
LBJ is the obvious answer but old Teddy Roose definitely has bottom energy

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

alnilam

lol at all the cartoons How Wonderful posted, drat what a wild group of lads



ty manifisto

Nosfereefer

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How Wonderful! posted:

My fellow Americans, I'm here tonight to address the ah the vile calumnies propagated by the East Coast liberals and the Ivy Tower... the Ivy Tower muck-a-mucks regarding the dignity of the office of the president of these United States and the sexual... and the ahh... and the sexual reportoires and, and sexual capacity for moral conviction there...there-in. Well... with god as my witness, I tell you here before god and country-- I have made love. I have done the physical love in all, in all of the primary ways. Forwards, backwards. "Cowboys Style." "69," which... which I'm sure you all have heard of, perhaps hah, perhaps most especially those of you of the younger generations. All of the ways and with... with, and with all the limbs and extremities our good and loving Maker provided me wi... provided myself and my beloved wife, Pat, with. Unbridled, passionate, and so on. And ah yes, yes that includes the ahh... the "human derriere." I will not be taking questions.

that man never hosed an rear end in his life!

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wimsy

How Wonderful! posted:


Look at this. Teddy is starving for it. Who will step forward and rail Teddy Roosevelt.

Teddy was a rough rider

Nosfereefer

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nut


intense i-need-a-full-sleeve-but-don't-actually-know-what-i-want-tattooed energy imho

nut

*watches abe lincoln take out his wooden teeth to chop down a cherry tree* this is what the absolute lack of butt sex withh do to a mfer

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bollig

Never Forget.
James Buchanen, i cannot stress this enough, did not have buttsex with his vice president William Rufus King. They were just roomates. They were not married.

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