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Previous thread is here. May Events & Dates UFC on ESPN: Reyes vs Prochazka - May 1, 2021 UFC on ESPN: Rodriguez vs Waterson - May 8, 2021 UFC 262: Oliveira vs Chandler - May 15, 2021 UFC Fight Night: Font vs Garbrandt - May 22, 2021 Current Champions Men's Heavyweight Champion - Francis Ngannou (16-3) Men's Light Heavyweight Champion - Jan Blachowicz (28-8) Men’s Middleweight Champion - Israel Adesanya (20-1) Men's Welterweight Champion - Kamaru Usman (19-1) Men's Lightweight Champion - Vacant Men's Featherweight Champion - Alexander Volkanovski (22-1) Men’s Bantamweight Champion - Aljamain Sterling (20-3) Men's Flyweight Champion - Deiveson Figueiredo (20-1-1) Women's Featherweight Champion - Amanda Nunes (21-4) Women's Bantamweight Champion - Amanda Nunes (21-4) Women’s Flyweight Champion - Valentina Shevchenko (21-3) Women's Strawweight Champion - Rose Namajunas (11-4) Other Things to Check Out MMA is not solely restricted to UFC but it is pretty much guaranteed that the UFC will more often than not put on fun cards. There’s a bunch of B, C, and Z tier MMA organizations which you can chat about over at the B-League MMA: Grand Prixs and Untested Pee thread. We have the Let's Watch: Random Old MMA Events! Thread thread which has been great to read about/relive events through other people’s eyes and worth getting in on yourself if you like writing. We also are always looking for nominations for the 2020 Best & Worst of MMA awards. Finally, shout out to DumbWhiteGuy for providing details for the MMA IRC channel. irc.synirc.net #mma Join your fellow MMA fans in discussing all things MMA in a place probably secure against nuclear armageddon - IRC has been around for so long I'm not convinced anything could kill it. There is also the MMA Goons Discord if you no longer use IRC because you are living in the 21st century.  Please Note: this is not an official Fight Island discord, and is just some of us hanging around to chat and such. Link - https://discord.gg/SkR8ZeC Mekchu fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 5, 2021 |
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April Recap by CarlCX
April's first card was Vettori vs. One week later saw Whittaker vs. Finally, after a fairly lackluster pair of cards, the month closed on UFC 261: Usman vs Masvidal 2, which was such an unexpected banger that it not only set but smashed the UFC record for shortest main card in promotional history. The card was great from top to bottom, including:
 UFC events in May The first event for May already passed by the time of writing with UFC on ESPN: Reyes vs Prochazka. This was a solid card overall which saw a few good back and forth fights and some beautiful KOs. In the co-main Giga Chikadze TKO’d an aging Cub Swanson and set himself up as a talent worth following if you haven’t already for the Featherweight division. IN the main event, Jiri Prochazka scored a beautiful spinning back elbow KO on Dominick Reyes, handing Reyes his 3rd loss in a row, 2nd by KO. Seriously the gif is just beautiful. https://i.imgur.com/jMVtlZP.mp4 On May 8th the UFC is hosting another ESPN card that has comically somehow ended up being entitled UFC on ESPN: Rodriguez vs Waterson as the original main event, TJ Dillashaw vs Cory Sandhagen. This is just funny because Michelle Waterson is not a talent you’d expect to see topping a card and yet when she does she somehow puts on a decent showing. Also on the card is Donald Cerrone vs Alex Morono, Neil Magny facing Geoff Neal, Maurice Greene facing Marcos Rogerio de Lima, and Amanda Ribas fighting Angela Hill. The following week on May 15, 2021 the UFC is experimenting again with a superspreader event with UFC 261: Oliveira vs Chandler being a live event in everyone’s favorite idiotic state, Texas. On the card is a Lightweight matchup between Charles Oliveira and Michael Chandler for the vacant UFC Lightweight Championship. Also on the card is Tony Ferguson facing Beneil Dariush, Shane Burgos taking on Edson Barboza, Katlyn Chookagian facing Viviane Araujo and more or less that’s the main event. It’s not really that interesting. Originally Leon Edwards and Nate Diaz were scheduled to fight but Diaz got injured so the fight was postponed. The final event of the month is on May 22, 2021. This is, like all these pandemic cards, hugely subject to change and barely finalized. The card is expected to be entitled UFC Fight Night: Font vs Garbrandt but again, who the gently caress knows what will happen between now and then. The main event is a Bantamweight showdown between Rob Font and Cody Garbrandt, with Yan Xiaonan taking on Carla Esparza, Felicia Spencer fighting Danyelle Wolf and a handful of other fighters thrown on the card. Current Champions  Men's Heavyweight Champion - Frances Ngannou (16-3) Making an impactful debut in 2015, Francis Ngannou quickly rose to a top contender status amongst the dearth of talent that is Heavyweight. He became known not only for having a high percentage of finishes, but in the viciousness in which he was able to KO/TKO his opponents. His KO of Overeem will forever remain a highlight reel moment in UFC history. After amassing an impressive run, Ngannou was paired with Stipe Miocic for the latter’s UFC Heavyweight title. The undersized and underrated Miocic made Ngannou look like a completely different fighter outwrestling his opponent into exhaustion shutting down Ngannous impressive power. This was Ngannous first loss in the UFC and was then followed up by an utterly bizarre performance against Derrick Lewis which saw Ngannou seemingly do a 180 flip on his vicious aggressive style to a timid and gunshy fighter en route to a Lewis victory. After that fight Ngannou then amassed a winning streak earning his way back to the title via impressive wins, seemingly returning to his tried and true ways. With the rematch with Miocic booked, Ngannou was able to secure victory and become UFC Champion. The next fighter for Ngannou is unknown but good ole Jonny Bones Jones is yapping on Twitter for a fight which means it’ll 100% not be Jones who is next for The Predator.  Men's Light Heavyweight Champion - Jan Blachowicz (28-8) Poland’s Jan Blachowicz pre-UFC career was mainly a string of beating up European MMA fighters until being called up to the UFC. Things didn't go well for Blachowicz losing 4 of his first 6 fights in the promotion. Eventually though he found his groove and would string together wins and even avenging a few of his early losses in the UFC in rematches. It was when he fought and lost to Thiago Santos that things seemed to have changed. Blachowicz admitted the loss made him better and more focused on his fight game. He was relatively not a top end contender when the UFC matched him against the former UFC Middleweight Champion Luke Rockhold. The viciousness of Rockhold’s KO loss that night sent the clear message that Jan was not to be overlooked and thanks to a pair more wins that immediately followed, he was clearly a top challenger for the UFC Light Heavyweight championship. When Jon Jones vacated the belt the UFC put Dominick Reyes and Jan against one another to determine the new champion. Many assumed Reyes, who arguably won against Jones in his last outing, would simply claim the vacant belt. Much like the Rockhold fight, Jan’s power and focus made it abundantly clear that he was not to be anyone’s stepping stone. The first test for Jan was Middleweight Champion Israel Adesanya which, mostly, was a Jan affair thanks to him learning to use his size more effectively than Adesanya could use his precision and speed. It was a solid test but LHW remains really devoid of viable contenders after the division was summarily cleaned out.  Men’s Middleweight Champion - Israel Adesanya (20-1) A native of Nigeria, New Zealand’s Adesanya started his career not with MMA but with kickboxing and amassed a significant record of bouts throughout Asia and Australasia. Adesanya even made an appearance in Glory Kickboxing before moving to MMA full time. Debuting as an undefeated fighter, Adesanya simply kept collecting “scalps” (as he puts it) until he was facing off against the Middleweight Division’s best. With wins over Derek Brunson and Anderson Silva within his first year in the UFC, the brass decided he and Kelvin Gastelum would face off for the Interim Middleweight Championship. This was arguably the best fight of 2019, if not the best Round of the Year. With the Interim Belt to his name, he was set to face fellow Kiwi, but Australian based, Robert Whittaker in a showdown. Fittingly in the same arena that Adesanya was in the nosebleeds to see Holm KO Rousey, Adesanya KO’d Whittaker and took the Undisputed Middleweight Championship home. In his first defense Adesanya did not waste time aiming to clear out the division and fought against Yoel Romero. While this fight arguably was lackluster, it was clear that Romero’s prowess for chaos was at least stifled by Adesanya’s awareness and ability to not get caught. Next Adesanya defended his title against a fellow undefeated Middleweight in the form of Paulo Costa. Many believed this would be at least a greater test for Adesanya than before and yet Adesanya put on a picture perfect performance with a 2nd round TKO win. Adesanya then was booked to move up to 205 lbs to fight Light Heavyweight Champion Jan Blachowicz. The undersized fighter did not emerge victorious and become a two division champion though as Adesanya was mostly held down or stifled in the clinch by Jan’s size and strength advantage. That said, Adesanya did show why he was a top talent, and this lone blemish on his record is not too concerning at present.  Men's Welterweight Champion - Kamaru Usman (19-1) Debuting in 2015 with The Ultimate Fighter: Blackzilians vs American Top Team, Kamaru Usman quickly showed his belief in his own self and mental toughness was a trait you could easily identify about him. Following the TUF finale, which Usman won, he would then go on to amass more and more wins against the Welterweight division’s top fighters. However Usman’s performances weren’t as eye-catching as others in the division, and yet he was there easily dispatching his opponents. Following wins over Demian Maia and Rafael Dos Anjos, Usman served as a replacement for Colby Covington against Tyron Woodley for Woodley’s Welterweight Championship. This would be Usman’s standout performance of his career, easily controlling and just beating up Woodley for all 5 rounds to earn a lopsided decision. Next Usman was put up against Colby Covington who had already begun a campaign to challenge for the belt. Usman again put on a fantastic performance and shut Covington up by breaking his jaw. He was then expected to face fellow teammate Gilbert Burns but Burns contracted COVID19 and a last minute replacement of Jorge Masvidal was chosen. Again, Usman’s hard work and ability to grind his opponents down served him yet another victory. Usman then fought, and dominated, Gilbert Burns in a phenomenal showing. Usman then rematched Jorge Masvidal, who claimed he only lost their first fight due to having to cut weight, and KO’d him spectacularly inside of two rounds. It was then announced Usman would rematch Colby Covington because somehow he is the only other reasonable title challenger at the moment.  Men's Lightweight Champion - Vacant The shadow of Conor McGregor held sway over the UFC Featherweight and Lightweight divisions for nearly two years. This was the setting for Khabib’s rise to the top and eventual championship. Nurmagomedov debuted in 2012 and simply went on a tear beating ever increasing and different styled opponents with his patented wrestling and clinch control. It wasn’t until UFC 223 that Khabib ever came close to a title, and with UFC 223’s insanity let’s just say Khabib got a lot of exposure and sympathy a lot quicker. Khabib went on to fight several more times going up to a 29-0 record. However with the recent death of his father, his win of Gaethje being his first fight camp without his dad, he decided to hang up the gloves and return home. We thought the winner of Poirier/McGregor would fight someone else for the vacant belt, but Dana decided to make Michael Chandler skip the line and be fighting Charles Oliveira for the title off one TKO win over Dan Hooker because reasons.  Men's Featherweight Champion - Alexander Volkanovski (22-1) A former rugby player who pushed 200 lbs, Alexander Volkanovski’s athleticism has been a key factor in his UFC run. The Australian native entered the UFC with a 14-1 record and, much like his fellow champions on this list, just kept winning until he was facing off against former title challengers in the form of Chad Mendes, who he TKO’d, or former champions like Jose Aldo, who he beat via decision. With his winning ways he then saw himself across the Octagon from UFC Featherweight Champion Max Holloway. In a 5 round tactical battle, Volkanovski earned the upset win and dethroned the surging Holloway who had been undefeated at 145 for a good while. It was only fitting that Volkanovski then give Holloway a chance to win the belt back and the 2nd fight was just as exciting as the first. Suffering an early knockdown, Volkanovski was able to recover and eventually work out another decision victory setting Holloway off the Featherweight mountain for the foreseeable future. Volkanovski is currently filming the newest season of TUF against Brian Ortega who is likely his next title challenger.  Men’s Bantamweight Champion - Aljamain Sterling (20-3) A product of Matt Serra & Ray Longo, Sterling made his UFC debut in 2014. Early on, Sterling looked like a decent young prospect at Bantamweight and did well against his opponents. This path led him to fights with Bryan Caraway and Raphael Assuncao which were his first two ever losses, which oddly happened back to back. Sterling reworked his gameplan and continued to amassing a winning record before being dropped by Marlon Moraes thus derailing his momentum momentarily. With a return, Sterling then again amassed a winning streak and put himself back in title contention despite the two runs of setbacks. Earning the nod to get a title shot at Petr Yan, Sterling entered UFC 259 as an underdog of sorts thanks to Yan’s impressive performances. However mid-fight Sterling took an illegal knee that resulted in a DQ loss for Yan, meaning the UFC belt changed hands and Sterling became the new UFC Bantamweight champion. He is also the only person ever to win the belt in any division via DQ, a dubious honor to hold. Sterling is likely to face Yan next in a rematch though there’s been reports that Sterling is saying Yan needs to not be given a “reward” with a rematch. So who loving knows.  Men's Flyweight Champion - Deiveson Figueiredo (20-1-1) Deiveson Figueredo debuted with the UFC in 2017 and immediately set the Flyweight division on fire. He picked up 4 wins quickly and then faced off against veteran Jussier Formiga. This would be a losing effort for Figueiredo but an important one which Deiveson learned from. Following the loss he then picked up a win and was pitted against former Flyweight title challenger Tim Elliott who Deiveson quickly tapped in the first round. With the Flyweight Championship vacated by Henry Cejudo, Deiveson saw his name on the marquee opposite former title challenger Joseph Benavidez. However Figueiredo came in over-weight and although he picked up a TKO win was ineligible to win the title. A rematch was then booked 5 months later and this time Deiveson had no issues with his weight. In even quicker fashion Deiveson choked out Benavidez and claimed the UFC Flyweight Championship. After Cody Garbrandt tested positive for COVID, Deiveson faced Alex Perez in November and won easily, so easily the UFC decided to rebook him for December to face #1 contender Brandon Moreno in the main event of UFC 256. The fight was a great back and forth affair that was hard to clearly judge either way, so much so that the ringside judges opted for a majority draw meaning we will see Moreno and Deiveson showdown one more time to determine who is the actual better fighter hopefully some time in early 2021.  Women's Featherweight Champion - Amanda Nunes (21-4) Having claimed the UFC Bantamweight Championship, Nunes would go on a winning streak while the Featherweight division sat under the control of Cristiano “Cyborg” Justino. When the two were eventually paired for a Champion vs Champion bout at Featherweight, many assumed that Nunes likely could win, but it wouldn’t be that easily. Boy did she make us all eat our words on that one. Nunes KO’d Justino in less than a minute and became the first Two Division Champion for the UFC’s women’s roster and also the first female Double Champ. From here Nunes would bounce back and forth defending her Bantamweight and Featherweight titles, most recently in Featherweight where she beat Felicia Spencer. Amanda easily beat Megan Anderson and then the UFC finally opted to put the nail in the coffin with regards to Women’s Featherweight, though the announcement was made via Megan Anderson on Twitch so….idk?  Women's Bantamweight Champion - Amanda Nunes (21-4) Following her third fight in the UFC, a loss to Cat Zingano, Amanda Nunes seemingly changed everything about her fighting style and went on a tear in the Bantamweight division. She would pick up wins over title challengers like Sara McMann and top title contender Valentina Shevchenko. This thrusted her into a Bantamweight Championship match against reigning champion Miesha Tate at UFC 200 which saw Nunes easily win in just three and a half minutes. Following this she would welcome former champion Ronda Rousey back to the UFC, and simultaneously retire her as well. A rematch with Shevchenko and a win over Raquel Pennington saw Nunes quickly become a top champion in the division. When she was put into a Champion vs Champion bout against Cristiano Justino, we all just assumed she would be undersized and yet she surprised us again with a quick KO. Since then she defended her Bantamweight title twice against Holly Holm, who she KO’d, and Germain de Randamie and then went back to Featherweight being the only truly active multi-weight champion defending both her titles.  Women’s Flyweight Champion - Valentina Shevchenko (21-3) Debuting as a Bantamweight, Shevchenko’s skills were easily notable in the women’s division. However key losses to Amanda Nunes at UFC 196 in a non-title bout, and then later in a title bout at UFC 215 would see her return to the Flyweight division which she had fought in during her pre-UFC days. A fight against then champion Nicco Montano fizzled when Mantano couldn’t make weight let alone the fight due to illness and was stripped. Valentina then faced former kickboxing opponent and former UFC Strawweight Champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk for the vacant belt which she won. Since then Shevchenko has been on a tear with KO and TKO wins over Jessica Eye and Katlyn Chookagian and a decision win over Liz Carmouche (who Shevchenko lost to prior to the UFC). Shevchenko then faced and dispatched of Jennifer Maia. Shevchenko then took on Jessica Andrade and dismantled her easily, leaving her once again without any seemingly reasonable competition other than long time rival Amanda Nunes.  Women's Strawweight Champion - Rose Namajunas (11-4) Fighting for the first time under the UFC banner (officially on a UFC card) for the inaugural UFC Strawweight Championship, Namajunas came up short. A few years later and an impressive winning streak put together, Namajunas shocked the MMA world by KO’ng the seemingly unstoppable Joanna Jedrzejczyk. Thug Rose then went on to defend the title against Joanna in an immediate rematch before dropping her belt to Jessica Andrade. This then led rose to take a year off and recover, before rematching Andrade (who had in the mean time lost her title to Zhang Weili). With the loss avenged, Rose set herself up as the most reasonable opponent for Zhang. At UFC 261 Thug Rose shocked the world again by KO’ng Zhang Weili with a perfectly placed head kick, snapping her 21 fight win streak, and also being the only woman in UFC history to capture her division’s championship twice. At present the perceived belief is Rose will rematch Zhang but whether or not that happens thanks to the UFC being dumb about Corona related procedures/distancing is up in the air. As always, if i forgot something please let me know. Mekchu fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 5, 2021 |
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This is all likely to be fake, yet I hold out hope (black background = Dana, grey background = Diego's manager Joshua Fabia) Edit - This is in context of Fabia recently accusing Dana & Sean Shelby of having sex with female fighters which is a thing we've at least heard about Dana once a la Brendan Schaub insinuating that Dana hooked up with Ronda when she was a fighter, after Schaub and Ronda had broken up. Mekchu fucked around with this message at 00:57 on May 11, 2021 |
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CommonShore posted:Even the basic premise - that Fabia would have Dana's number - isn't plausible That's instagram's DM system it seems. Not a phone text message. Brut posted:There is 0% chance that's real, come on dude. I said it was all likely to be fake, but its still is so perfect I would want it to be real.
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Skjorte posted:Rothwell's replacement opponent is now being replaced with HUGGY BEAR(!). Last time I paid attention to him he was a super-heavyweight, but apparently he's been making the heavyweight limit for a while now. I saw Chris Barnett fight at a Road FC here in Korea. He's a huge guy.
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May 13, 2021 12:48
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That sounds like it could have also been in NY
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May 20, 2021 03:20
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Chris Barnett once fought at the Road FC event I went to and lost via weird TKO (I think it was Road FC 38 or so).
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this is some wholesome news https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/5/22/22448267/claudio-silva-feeding-600-families-covid-crisis-rio-de-janeiro-best-thing-my-life-ufc quote:“I love the city of Rio de Janeiro and consider it to be my second home because I’ve always trained jiu-jitsu and competed there,” Claudio Silva said in an interview with MMA Fighting. “I was doing my camp there and every time I walked in the streets, everywhere I went I saw kids looking for food in garbage cans. Old people, young people, teenagers… And I thought to myself, ‘Man, I never lacked food in my life, how am I going to accept seeing this and doing nothing about it?’”
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So Cody's attempt to reclaim the title got derailed by Rob Font. Font should probably get the title shot after the rematch with Aljo/Yan
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May 23, 2021 09:46
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Kangaroo meat is still my favorite excuse. Those JJs dick pills admission is a close second
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May 28, 2021 04:43
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feel free to toss your suggestions in - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3968947
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May 28, 2021 06:41
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CommonShore posted:Mysterious blue Thai penis water Thats just red bull
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double negative posted:he was never the same after that raccoon got ahold of him Just as a heads up for anyone who may misunderstand this post (I did until I remembered the scene), its actually a reference to a scene in a movie Woodley is in where his character gets their dick bitten off by a raccoon for betraying his gang leader. Edit - I wish I had the clip readily available. Its an amazing piece of cinema Mekchu fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Jun 1, 2021 |
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Jun 1, 2021 11:56
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Glad they didn't gently caress up the formula of being utterly boring TV, even with Craig Jones on as a coach.
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Oh it's June isn't it? gently caress...
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CommonShore posted:To be honest I'd be up for making them more public for others to read, which even in a vaccuum would be more work because then I'd have to edit them and I don't mind doing that. But there are a few factors stopping me I shot a pitch to fluffdaddy to at least have any PSP person do a primer for the big fightcards as an article but idk if he has read it yet
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Bluedeanie posted:I suggested doing mma content when I sent in some samples as well. It wasn't my only suggestion for content and I haven't heard anything back one way or another, but the Bluedeanie GDT Formula may return in some form or another if the powers that be dig the idea. Honestly, those as articles would rule.
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New thread is up - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3970207
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