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my coworker waheed said this place had pretty good hamburgers. i wonder if waheed has crabs
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:28 |
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my bacon cheese burger has chlamydia
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:02 |
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tanya for the last loving time im not paying 8 dollars for mr pibb. im paying 8 dollars to watch you pour mr pibb on yourself to the beat of the 2012 eminem song "monster"
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:03 |
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hmmmmm, this pizza has at least 4 different peoples pubic hair, yet all the people i see have none, Curious.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:03 |
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staberind posted:hmmmmm, this pizza has at least 4 different peoples pubic hair, yet all the people i see have none, i didnt order this pizza with SAUSAGE *slap bass, executive producer larry david*
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:05 |
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there is now a puddle of mr pibb all around me. i would get up to complain but my left foot is pibbed to the floor. tanya is telling charity she's keeping the baby.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:11 |
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Waheed lied this isn't a buffet of rear end it's a normal buffet
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:20 |
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My life is devoid of meaning. *eats greasy egg roll*
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:24 |
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rear end buffet sounds like a porno title circa 2008. you know, when they were calling movies things like "gapers" or "cum carnival barkers 12" anyways tonya can i get another pibb, this one has eaten through my red plastic cup and is gnawing its way through the parts of the floor that dont have a thin layer of protective biofilm on it. ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 06:42 on May 5, 2021 |
# ? May 5, 2021 06:30 |
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i need to casually excuse myself to go to the restroom where i will calmly rip the toilet paper dispenser off the wall and shove it directly into the terlet. i will then take a drag off of my mango e cigarette.
ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 06:41 on May 5, 2021 |
# ? May 5, 2021 06:38 |
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you havent lived until you've received a lapdance while the price is right themesong plays in the background
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:39 |
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I like in 90s movies how when they have to do an exposition scene with a bunch of dialogue they always have the scene in a strip club.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:43 |
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In another life I did some bottom of the barrel videography work and at one point I was hired to help shoot a scene for a go-nowhere sitcom pilot in a strip club. The day we shot was taco buffet day, which is a lol gag on its own, except - and I poo poo you not - the strip club tacos were actually goddamned amazing and had the kind of flavor explosion you usually have to go to a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant in a large city for.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:52 |
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Cafe Barbarian posted:I like in 90s movies how when they have to do an exposition scene with a bunch of dialogue they always have the scene in a strip club. yeah not one of those tits in the background were pibbed. gently caress, some of them werent even topless, and there were absolutely no loose hanging dongs. the absolute loving gaul of some of those directors.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:55 |
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bloodysabbath posted:In another life I did some bottom of the barrel videography work and at one point I was hired to help shoot a scene for a go-nowhere sitcom pilot in a strip club. The day we shot was taco buffet day, which is a lol gag on its own, except - and I poo poo you not - the strip club tacos were actually goddamned amazing and had the kind of flavor explosion you usually have to go to a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant in a large city for. badass.
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:07 |
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The girls prefer to be called urban folk dancers.
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:13 |
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where's the gabagool
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:30 |
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starting a fight in the buffet line
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:35 |
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What do you mean you mean you don't have a New York Strip steak?! What sort of club is this?
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:37 |
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I don't care of it's a breakfast dish I'm having chicken fried steak while the stripper sets her ipod playlist before putting it on into the dock for her set!
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:39 |
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My club sandwich is missing the top slice of bread.
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:45 |
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Lunch buffet at the strip club. I love it.
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:45 |
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time to make it rain, motherfuckers! *throws handful of french fries into the air*
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:46 |
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Is tuggin allowed in the mimosa brunch room?
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:51 |
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*teaches trick to eating wings to a group of strippers as White Snake blasts in the background*
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:54 |
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Why the gently caress am I eating lunch here? Am I really that desperate?
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:56 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Why the gently caress am I eating lunch here? Am I really that desperate? It was Jerry's turn to choose. You know how those accounts receivable people are.
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:58 |
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Really trying to close this business deal but Chardonnay keeps sticking her rear end in my dipping sauce
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:03 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Why the gently caress am I eating lunch here? Am I really that desperate? 11:30am on a Monday is primo titty time.
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:04 |
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i actually went to a strip club back in like 2008 cause it was 1 block from my house, and it had this sign outside that said "GREAT FOOD INSIDE" I was skeptical, so I went for lunch. It was NOT great food...
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:06 |
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I've never actually gone to a strip club, so imagine that I show up extremely begrudgingly and totally expecting the worst food. Find it. And then sit, transfixed while holding a corn dog while staring at 'Jenny' because she looks like a girl I knew from High School, but in that "I didn't have a crush on her, and didn't know her at all, but recognized her in the hall way once in a while" kind of way? But my face has this mixture of "IS that Jenny and vague disgust/fascination" on it. All of which the bouncer sees and mistakes me as some freak-o stroking a corn dog with a mortis grin and tries to throw me out while you guys are just shooting the poo poo. And then I have to try and explain this entire situation to him, which he lets slide, but keeps staring at our entire group for the rest of the time we're there and we get just awful service now because of it and everyone wants to leave early and is now pissed at me for.
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:06 |
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Big Beef City posted:I've never actually gone to a strip club, so imagine that I show up extremely begrudgingly and totally expecting the worst food. I totally know you haven't been to a stripclub... cause you think Jenny is a psudonym you would hear at a stripclub..
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:08 |
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its all nice on rice posted:It was Jerry's turn to choose. You know how those accounts receivable people are. I'd call human resources about this if their shitfuck of a VP wasn't here too You're cut off. Don't make me get Big Sol the bouncer.
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:10 |
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When I asked for the lazy susan I was expecting a tray of condiments. Not the stripper with the wonky eye and hygiene forgetfulness.
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:11 |
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Haha nothing like lunch with a view am I right fellas?
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:12 |
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I wore button down tear off track pants, because I thought you meant that WE were...I mean, like when you go to a Tennis Club or a Golf Club you actually DO the thing so I just assumed...This is dumb. *sits, with feet perched on the rungs of one of those high bar chairs because the floor is stickier than a movie theater from all the Mr. Pibb everywhere*
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:16 |
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:my coworker waheed said this place had pretty good hamburgers. i wonder if waheed has crabs who is waheed
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:16 |
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*carefully scans receipt into expense report so “Melons Gentlemen’s Club” isn’t visible*
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:17 |
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No mournful tits yet, what kinda day shift strip club is this?
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:18 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:28 |
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*drapes tie over obvious boner*
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