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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > should i buy a garage door
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kuskus

 make a garage door cake for your partner for every single calendar holiday until they get the hint

* # ? May 10, 2021 04:56
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wimsy

 don't buy a garage door

* # ? May 10, 2021 05:28
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 When God takes your garage door he gives you a garage window

* # ? May 10, 2021 06:09
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Randy Travesty

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 If you burn down thee garage you won't need a door. It's an option. Maybe not your first choice but I'm just laying that out there.

* # ? May 10, 2021 06:35
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Escape From Noise

 Just start calling the garage a gazebo until you force everyone to agree. Then you will no longer need a door.

* # ? May 10, 2021 06:37
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Randy Travesty

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 Just insist very strongly to everyone that there IS a door, it's always been there, you don't know what they're talking about. Then pretend to open and close said door every time you transit into and out of the garage.

The idea of the door is just as effective as a physical door.

* # ? May 10, 2021 06:44
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Escape From Noise

 Ceci n'est pas une garage door.
* # ? May 10, 2021 06:56
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Mormon Nailer posted:

Just insist very strongly to everyone that there IS a door, it's always been there, you don't know what they're talking about. Then pretend to open and close said door every time you transit into and out of the garage.

The idea of the door is just as effective as a physical door.
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Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

Just insist very strongly to everyone that there IS a door, it's always been there, you don't know what they're talking about. Then pretend to open and close said door every time you transit into and out of the garage.

The idea of the door is just as effective as a physical door.

The Emperor's New Garage Door

* # ? May 10, 2021 06:57
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Dolphin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mormon Nailer posted:

Just insist very strongly to everyone that there IS a door, it's always been there, you don't know what they're talking about. Then pretend to open and close said door every time you transit into and out of the garage.

The idea of the door is just as effective as a physical door.
this is a fantastic idea but i don't have any friends so i would just be insisting to myself that i have a garage door

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Escape From Noise

 Just make new friends with your new garage door that you definitely have.

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Randy Travesty

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Dolphin posted:

this is a fantastic idea but i don't have any friends so i would just be insisting to myself that i have a garage door

Escape From Noise posted:

Just make new friends with your new garage door that you definitely have.

Got it in one.

If you insist to yourself, repeatedly and unendingly, that you have friends, it's just the same as having friends.

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