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Slumpy
your average super tanker can hold 84 million gallons of oil. my super tanker holds 84 million gallons of cum.

my plan? to invoke a spell that drives men on a migratory path to my oil tanker like moths to a flame to stand at the edge and cum into it


the average man ejaculates roughly 1/4 to 1 teaspoon. a few of us are not average men so it wouldnt require nearly as many men as u think but you're welcome to stay and have a longer 'sesh

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