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Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

hi byob, i was abducted by your spaceship where i was informed that it's verboten to take advantage of any sort of coupon or deal, so i thought i'd give everyone a space where you can post and in return you'll be able to shop safe in the knowledge that you are paying the full MSRP. the price for this service is your posts! no deals here, friends.

# ? May 8, 2021 19:37

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:13

nut

oh poo poo i thought we were supposed to be stealing everything

# ? May 8, 2021 19:38

take the moon: by sebmojo

nut posted:

oh poo poo i thought we were supposed to be stealing everything

u wouldnt download... a post

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# ? May 8, 2021 19:40

biosterous

take the moon posted:

u wouldnt download... a post

downloading all your posts without your prior knowledge or explicit written consent :evilbuddy:

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he/him

# ? May 8, 2021 21:05

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I've started paying for my softwares.

# ? May 8, 2021 21:08

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

samantonio posted:

I've started paying for my softwares.

This is the way

# ? May 8, 2021 21:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sure, I could save 40% on my car insurance, but I'm not a loving monster.

# ? May 8, 2021 21:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Scholarship? Naw, I want the international student rate!

# ? May 8, 2021 23:10

alnilam

Mormon Nailer posted:

Sure, I could save 40% on my car insurance, but I'm not a loving monster.

"Or more"?? You people are sick!

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 8, 2021 23:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I just forced the cashier at the grocery to remove the coupons. It took telling them I have a legitimate religious exemption, but, I think they finally understand our path.

# ? May 8, 2021 23:52

CatBlack: hello world

can lowtax do something about this subforum?:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=85

it's really bringing the overall quality of this place down (not to mention making goons look poor)

# ? May 9, 2021 00:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

CatBlack posted:

can lowtax do something about this subforum?:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=85

it's really bringing the overall quality of this place down (not to mention making goons look poor)

never heard of him, sorry

# ? May 9, 2021 02:02

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

prepuce repurposed posted:

never heard of him, sorry

when you think about it, low taxes are kind of like getting a deal from the government

# ? May 9, 2021 02:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ohhhh gotcha. even classy ppl who insist on paying full price can enjoy low taxes!

# ? May 9, 2021 02:34

Escape From Noise

Would you like to take advantage of our limited time offer? Two for the price of one!

...the hell did you just say to me?

# ? May 9, 2021 04:22

Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

Sure, I could save 40% on my car insurance, but I'm not a loving monster.

# ? May 9, 2021 04:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Paying the optional 5.8% Massachusetts income tax instead of the normal 5.3%

# ? May 9, 2021 06:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Absolutely refusing, on pain of death, the refund check on my tax return.

# ? May 9, 2021 06:48

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Going ahead and donating the $3 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund when filling out my taxes.

# ? May 9, 2021 06:53

Khanstant

Round up to the nearest dollar so you can claim my "donation" as a tax break for the company? Hell yeah, let's go up to the next highest dollar.

# ? May 9, 2021 06:57

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Turn down the employee discounts.

Asked if I could self-match what my employer matches for my 401k to pay them back for their generosity.

# ? May 9, 2021 07:41

Escape From Noise

Paying for the whole seat when I only need the edge.

# ? May 9, 2021 07:49

xcheopis

Escape From Noise posted:

Would you like to take advantage of our limited time offer? Two for the price of one!

And I took that personal

# ? May 9, 2021 08:24

xcheopis

Escape From Noise posted:

Paying for the whole seat when I only need the edge.

# ? May 9, 2021 08:25

nut

craps & doodoos

# ? May 9, 2021 13:56

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Help, I don't know what to do in those situations where a product's MSRP is just a lie so that the actual price looks like a big discount. What is the "full price" in this situation? Do we pay double the MSRP to make up for everyone else paying less?

# ? May 9, 2021 14:39

Escape From Noise

Being hauled out of the casino by security for punching the manager right in his face due to the mere suggestion that they were going to comp my room.

# ? May 9, 2021 14:42

Flavius Aetass

Mormon Nailer posted:

Sure, I could save 40% on my car insurance, but I'm not a loving monster.

that's just 40% less someone else might get when they crash their car

we have to work within the system,

# ? May 9, 2021 17:29

Flavius Aetass

just thought it would be a good idea to get out in front of this fake people might pass around

if you look closely, that's not my av

# ? May 9, 2021 17:32

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Going to buy a high-end mask (at full price) so I can look younger. That way when I go out to eat, I won't get the seniors discount.

# ? May 9, 2021 17:36

Manifisto

free open source software? no thank you!! what about the investors? who will think of the investors??

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 9, 2021 20:08

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

I have just gotten back from lunch and it turns out my mask was too young as they tried to give me the kids eat free plate.

# ? May 9, 2021 20:11

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

Zil posted:

I have just gotten back from lunch and it turns out my mask was too young as they tried to give me the kids eat free plate.

disgusting, who lets kids eat free?? how will that teach them the value of paying for your goods and services?

# ? May 9, 2021 20:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I think you'll find that I would not like change, and in fact if you keep harassing me I will be forced to give you additional funds, you son of a bitch.

# ? May 9, 2021 21:02

take the moon: by sebmojo

my change? no thanks im happy with how things are

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# ? May 9, 2021 21:05

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

Manifisto posted:

free open source software?

I wanted to pay full price for my open source software, so I looked up all the developers from the commit log and donated each the going rate for professional software development.

# ? May 10, 2021 20:28

Manifisto

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I wanted to pay full price for my open source software, so I looked up all the developers from the commit log and donated each the going rate for professional software development.

nice, but that's not making profit for anyone. donate money to their for-profit closed source competitors to make up for all the business they've lost.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 10, 2021 20:48

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i think that our hatred of C&D is really getting out of hand. we should reach out to dr eldarion and extend an olive branch

...is what i'd say if i were a dirty coupon-user :evilbuddy:

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? May 10, 2021 22:51

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

though sometimes the guys at the coffee shop across the street will give me a coffee on the house. is that a gift or a steep discount?

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? May 10, 2021 22:52

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

sk posted:

though sometimes the guys at the coffee shop across the street will give me a coffee on the house. is that a gift or a steep discount?

It's a coffee, you steep tea, so it's actually a scam to get you to post about it in coupons and deals.

# ? May 10, 2021 22:57

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