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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

So what's this World Wide Web? Is it like CompuServe?

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhIte8t6BEg

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




So there's a Simpsons episode on TQS at 4:30
Global is showing a Simpsons episode at 7 and another one at 7:30
Teletoon is showing another episode at 9

You're telling me I can watch 4 episodes per DAY?
AND I can watch the replay of that 9pm episode on Teletoon again at 11pm?

5 episodes a day, got it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*isnt a stupid millenial who buys all the repackaged poo poo from the 90s with a smug sense of superiority believing things are now somehow better or different while approaching actual innovation and progress with fear and hostility like a caveman discovering fire for the first time and desiring only to run from it or leap upon it and wrestle the flames to the dirt as if they were a disobedient child they wish to throw in the dumpster*

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
My favourite shows are advertisements for action figures and I remember to keep some quarters in my backpack in case I need to use a payphone to call my Mom. I actually know my Mom's phone number.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Me an' my boyz gon' go to the theatre and watch that new movie with Jon Lovitz and Tia Carrera Highschool High.
Then tomorrow its a Wallflowers Concert with Gin Blossoms opening. poo poo yeah dude!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsMtoZBM3Rw

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

*1998 person voice* Boy it sure is great totally not being gay, because I clearly am not gay, which is what I am (not gay.) How do you do fellow obviously heterosexual people, do you want to go listen to eurodance (which is not gay) while not being gay?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Funky Valentine posted:

*1998 person voice* Boy it sure is great totally not being gay, because I clearly am not gay, which is what I am (not gay.) How do you do fellow obviously heterosexual people, do you want to go listen to eurodance (which is not gay) while not being gay?

I don't mind gay people as long as they don't touch me. :smugbert:

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

*rolls down windows of Mitsubishi Eclipse*

Yo man, check out these sick tunes!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You know you can get the midi files a lot faster don’t you? :thunk:

i just got this rad new CD burner. you know how many midis i can fit on 700mb? all of them!

you suckers and your non-midi music livin in the past :smug:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Conrad_Birdie posted:

WOLFPAC IN THE HOUSE BABYYYY

NWO Hollywood bitch


Amanda Huggensuck posted:

Remember the Maine!!

I think you're a century behind.
You want the decade where someone goes to Lollapalooza and wears a striped stove pipe hat.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkF0kwP_DsI

I am trapt.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

What I'm wearing: JNCO jorts, oversized Death Row t-shirt signed by Nate Dogg, round sunglasses, bead necklace, fanny pack

What I'm doing: walking to the Circuit City to buy a copy of Crash Team Racing

What I'm listening to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkqvbeN9pS4

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*sees a pussy hair poking out of bikini bottom*

*cums*

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
It's great to make a competitive salary! I can't believe how affordable housing and healthcare is! College too, surely thanks to Bill Clinton this will last forever.

drat it feels good to have a healthy savings account

Armitage fucked around with this message at 23:46 on May 8, 2021

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I'm the guy that carries around a 96 CD binder and extra AA batteries with him everywhere because I'm never without my 40 second electronic skip protection (ESP) Discman with digital MEGA BASS or some tunes.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Guys, the Vengabus is coming!

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

*begins formulating political outlook that is ultimately derived from thinking that Mom is, like, super uncool man*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Check out this awesome Canadian indie band called Nickelback! No way I'm gonna get sick of these guys.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Darth Brooks posted:

So what's this World Wide Web? Is it like CompuServe?

It's where you meet women so you can cyber

In fact, I'm cybering right now

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5oHL3zBDg

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wdAD2dlDw

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
something awful dot com? oh, this could be good for a larf!

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS??

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Yo let's go to the arcade after school

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Gotta make sure this new car is Y2K compliant.
And this fridge too.
And Computer.

Makes a joke: Y2KY Jelly, "put an extra digit in 'er"

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Mom wants us to watch this new show on HBO, I think it's called Sopranos?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

ElectricSheep posted:

Yo let's go to the arcade after school

:sigh:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UAC2qkcrDY

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

*watches every kid in high school get put on ritalin or adderal*

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

AKZ posted:

*watches every kid in high school get put on ritalin or adderal*

I used to sell my ritalin.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I can't wait to watch the movie with the dinosaurs! You know the one!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5vwEy9KIhg

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I got ISDN :smug:

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

I really need a cigarette so I'm going to go down to the mall and smoke one

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Comedy central sure does show a lot of Saturday night live reruns

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Wow those towers in New York were super cool! I’ve never been so high up! I can’t wait to take my own kids someday!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I love watching The Simpsons. Every week's episode is better than the last.

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

i'm blue

e: da ba dee da ba daa

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