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Hey guys, check out this new Bugle Boy shirt my mom got for m......... Guys? Why are you leaving? Did I say something funny? I had bugle boy poo poo back then and my friends made fun of me for it.
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Propaganda Machine posted:There's a kid in class with sneakers that light up in the soles when he walks around, it's so cool! I really want a pair but my dad said no Kidnappers will use them to follow you in the dark!
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Jan 4, 2022 21:03
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Hey, McDonald's!!! Food, Folks, and Fun!!
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Mar 22, 2022 04:27
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This Mentos commercial is cheesy and outdated, but I appreciate its retro ambiance and upbeat feeling. They can't possibly run it much longer, though.
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Mar 22, 2022 04:42
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Hahaha, this rich person on this TV series goes to the therapist. Loll he's mentally ill what a loser
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BRING YOUR KID TO WORK DAY, 1992 MOM: hey hun, I'm being called into an emergency meeting, no kids allowed, so why don't you head down to the cube on the corner there. ME: *without looking up from drawing the same picture of Donatello from TMNT over and over again on printer paper* k MOM: the guy that works there, Greg, is really nice and he'll watch you while I'm gone ME: k MOM: You'll like him. He probably has even more toys than you! ME: *looking up* ...like a Super Nintendo? MOM: Maybe! ME: *eyes goggling* HERE? MOM: No, not here. This is an office. He does have an awful lot of action figures on his desk though. An almost troubling amount, actually... Listen, just head over there; I'm late already. ME:...k MOM: *yelling to me as I walk away* and if he touches you inappropriately, try to suppress the memory. Therapy is expensive and I don't trust that the doctors won't turn you against me! ME: k ME: *coming up on Greg's cube, I see it is a darkened, cavernous space plastered in a encompassing shell of cut out Dilbert, Calvin & Hobbes, and Far Side strips. That ubiquitous, crudely drawn picture of a frog strangling the pelican that is eating it is pinned up next to a collection of Transformers toys* Oh dang, I can tell this guy is cool. GREG: *From deep in the cubicle, voice partially drowned out by inexplicable jungle noises* Enter child. ME: All your comic strips are neat. Do you have any Cathy's? GREG: I've seen Cathy's you would never believe. They are etched upon my very soul... or what is left of it. ME:... Cathy says "Ack!" a lot. GREG: ...I would like to take you home so you can see my fourteen Iguanas and collection of Australia stuff, which we're all still currently into for some reason. ME: *absentmindedly shooting self in the head with a NERF gun* k
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Well!! Now that the Soviet Union is dead, we'll never have to worry about nuclear war with Russia anymore!! Yup, Russia will now just become a corrupt, western style democracy rather than a corrupt communist dictatorship. No more threats of nuclear war, the entire world can now breathe EASY!
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wesleywillis posted:Well!! Now that the Soviet Union is dead, we'll never have to worry about nuclear war with Russia anymore!! Now you can get a Boom Box like the Americans.
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HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:Hey guys I just figured out how to embed images! I can't wait to see Goku fight Jayce and Burtur! Surely this time...
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The Moon Monster posted:I can't wait to see Goku fight Jayce and Burtur! Surely this time... My buddy said in Japan they go way further and Goku says "gently caress you Frieza" and gives the middle finger. I guess they censor some stuff when it gets over here.
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Mar 22, 2022 15:41
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A thousand points of light. Stay the course. At this juncture.
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Mirage posted:A thousand points of light. Stay the course. At this juncture. "Wouldn't be prudent." Heh. Dana Carvey's a riot.
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The Moon Monster posted:I can't wait to see Goku fight Jayce and Burtur! Surely this time... He fought them this time! We'll actually get to see him fight Frieza! *Restarts during Captain Ginyu fight* Are you serious?!
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Can’t wait to get to the Gap and pick up a new pair of Bugle Boys
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oldpainless posted:new pair of Bugle Boys *pull car up slow, rolls down window* Hey!
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Mar 23, 2022 22:45
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Hey, I have capitalist jeans for sale. 10000000 ruoubles. You can make scarf out it.
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*tucks black t-shirt into jeans* *wears unbuttoned button-up short-sleeved shirt over the t-shirt* *uses lots of hair spray and claims to want to go to film school* *is cool*
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Gets baked at lunch time, goes back to highschool. Teacher says "you smell like weed". Swears up and down "Its just my hair spray"!!
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*spends all day every day pretending british knights are just as cool as any nikes except maybe jordans*
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wesleywillis posted:Hey guys, check out this new Bugle Boy shirt my mom got for m......... There were very few brands that kids in my school made fun of people for wearing and Bugle Boy was one of them. I think Jordache was the other one.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:29
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These Reebok high tops will never got out of style
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Mar 24, 2022 16:04
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Yes, I would like those fries supersized.
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Mar 24, 2022 16:16
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Yeah, I'll take a quarter-pounder with cheese with a small coke. *gets an actual small cup* I'll take one with a medium coke *gets a cup that is considered small now*
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Gas is 1.02 a gallon? Jesus Christ how am I supposed to afford to fill my Chevy Suburban?
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TheAwfulWaffle posted:Heh. Dana Carvey's a riot.
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The 90's, the decade where I stole and burned every single embarrassing photo of myself to eliminate all evidence of what I looked like and the goofy poo poo I wore back then. I am so loving glad I did not come up in the day and age of digital cameras. Orange hair, wife beater, Jamiroquia hat is no way to go through life son.
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The Saxecutioner posted:The 90's, the decade where I stole and burned every single embarrassing photo of myself to eliminate all evidence of what I looked like and the goofy poo poo I wore back then. Yeah, there's pretty much no photographic proof that I existed between the years of 1997 and like 2003 Lots of angsty diary entries and quasi-emo poetry though
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Time to fire up the new Sugar Ray CD on my Walkman and enjoy a can of Surge
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Wow, how'd this "Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" song get on the radio? It's all about loving! Just listen to it!
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On the other hand, I live in a country where Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown Goes Down" was a #1 hit back in 1979. If you're not familiar with that I'm sure you can find the lyrics somewhere on the Frank Zappa webring.
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Hahaha!!! All this sowing rocks!! gently caress yeah!! Yes!
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I'm reading this Bill Gates book, "The Road Ahead". Some wild stuff. I can't believe the internet will be so widespread. Like are people really going to have their Computer Aides go on the net and haggle for prices about a car or something? It's weird enough that people go online dating. Like are you gonna tell people you met online on AOL Keyword Singles? I mean, I guess we'll find new things to do with the internet. Not like everyone will be posting to forums or groups in 20 years.
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I can't believe the Soviet Union collapsed it's going to be weird not having them as the stock villains for everything. Oh well, it was really unrealistic portraying Russia as willing to just invade other countries for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Yeah, there's pretty much no photographic proof that I existed between the years of 1997 and like 2003 I wish this was true for me but every family gathering had my mom and aunts wandering around like the paparazzi constantly taking pictures and videos. To the point you had to yell at them to put the god drat camera down and actually ENJOY the gathering.
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Time_pants posted:I can't believe the Soviet Union collapsed it's going to be weird not having them as the stock villains for everything. Oh well, it was really unrealistic portraying Russia as willing to just invade other countries for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Yeah, history is over. With the Cold War over and “neo-liberal” centrist leaders like Clinton and Tony Blair in power around the world, we’ve reached an unbreakable consensus: technological advances (check out Windows 95, holy poo poo!) and cautious progress will eventually eliminate poverty and inequality, leading to a new golden age of peace and prosperity. Capitalism works!
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limp_cheese posted:I wish this was true for me but every family gathering had my mom and aunts wandering around like the paparazzi constantly taking pictures and videos. To the point you had to yell at them to put the god drat camera down and actually ENJOY the gathering. I totally get what you're saying, but I still wish I had at least a couple of pictures out there of me in baggy D-Generation X shirts & JNCOs
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YeahTubaMike posted:I totally get what you're saying, but I still wish I had at least a couple of pictures out there of me in baggy D-Generation X shirts & JNCOs :fb: I sort of wish I had at least one photo of child me in my Wolfpac Sting tee, but I recall it being oddly thick and itchy so I didn't wear it often even so, though, IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING so it's automatically awesome 
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Ugh, you only have the green ketchup? The purple ketchup is a lot better.
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