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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we are living in the 1990s.
 
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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


 I’m really enjoying all these movies directed by Woody Allen. My favorite actor is probably Kevin Spacey. And pretty much everything Mirimax produces is solid gold; that Weinstein guy is brilliant. I sure hope nothing untoward happens that will dampen my feelings about these three people in particular. Now I’m going to go take a long drink of water and check the news for twenty years....

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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

limp_cheese posted:

So between Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, and Jenny McCarthy which one is hotter?

I'm a Carmen Electra guy myself.

Edit: Here's something that actually happened.

Me: I really want to ask this girl I'm going to a dance with to be my girlfriend. What should I do?

Friend: Don't ask her right away. Wait until the dance and ask her in the middle of one.

Me: Are you sure? I feel like I should ask her out before then.

Friend: God no. Ok, you know how in Dragonball Z the Spirit Bomb is something that takes time to gather energy and patience to make sure you use it at the right moment?

Me: Yeah!

Friend: So what you need to do is be Goku, and be patient, gathering your energy and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Then throw that Spirit Bomb and get the girl!

Me: Yeah! I think I got it!

30 minutes later I ask for the girl to be my girlfriend and she says no but she'll still go to the dance with me

Me: I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said no.

Friend: What the gently caress did I tell you?! Congrats, you hosed up throwing the Spirit Bomb and you're Krillin now.

Me: gently caress, I really am. God I'm dumb.

Lol

Thanks for posting this. Such an innocent reminder to how dumb teenagers are

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we are living in the 1990s.