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So it's a minor thing,but how fast is that undead horse? They left king zombie on the roof, to a completely different casino where they were told they had less than 9 minutes to search, yet he was still able to show up before they dipped. I've heard of fast zombies, but that poo poo was ridiculous. Overall, decent movie. Kinda weird to have a heist movie where the whole cast is brutally murdered, but hey, still good. Fun fact, the pilot didn't film any scenes with the rest of the cast. The original was replaced for being a sex pest so they had her do reshoot and digitally edited her into all of her scenes. drat good job all things considered.
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# ? May 22, 2021 09:40 |
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Q: why Zack Snyder zombies? A: cause the monster is just society https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDCowfgaHLA&t=323s
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# ? May 22, 2021 09:52 |
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Caros posted:Fun fact, the pilot didn't film any scenes with the rest of the cast. The original was replaced for being a sex pest so they had her do reshoot and digitally edited her into all of her scenes. drat good job all things considered. We've come a long way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U58IdBjMeS4
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# ? May 22, 2021 11:16 |
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I actually had to stop watching because I was falling asleep. Like an hour and 45 minutes in. Its sucha slog. Land of the Dead is a better movie.
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# ? May 22, 2021 11:33 |
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Caros posted:So it's a minor thing,but how fast is that undead horse? Zeus is basically a zombie superhero He even had a cape Semi-related, but Zeus, The Alpha, ascended from Olympus to fight those that would steal the fire of the gods. He met Vanderhoe, The Omega, in front of the Gotterdammerung, which means Twilight of the Gods, or doomsday, or Ragnarok, which ever you prefer. Dieter says it symbolizes death, and Rebirth. Zeus dies, Vanderhoe emerges from the depths of the Underworld, or Tartarus, after Ragnarok, reborn into something new
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# ? May 22, 2021 13:17 |
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moths posted:I missed the robots when was it and were they cool? Netflix is purposefully making this a franchise with animated stuff, etc. so that all those little things get their own stories.
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# ? May 22, 2021 13:27 |
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moths posted:I missed the robots when was it and were they cool? Don't forget the UFOs as well!
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# ? May 22, 2021 13:31 |
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I'm pretty sure that Dieter is still alive, given that the two other prominent off-screen deaths were fakeouts. Maybe the helicopter mom, too. This was a lot of fun, the more I think about it. E: heck yes
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# ? May 22, 2021 13:42 |
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moths posted:I missed the robots when was it and were they cool? The zombie disease is caused by alien nanobots, whose purpose is to rewrite the DNA of the infected so they can produce human-alien hybrids. The robot zombies are built by the aliens to monitor the situation up close. Their own bodies aren't, they're just so cliché that convergent sartorial evolution made them look like the previous team.
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# ? May 22, 2021 14:27 |
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A lot of stuff in this movie might seem good on paper, but in execution it all fell flat. While I thought most of Snyder's Dawn of the Dead was solid, most of his movies fail to connect with me on any real level. The bits that are telegraphed as comedic don't actually contain anything funny. Nearly every dramatic visual revels in itself without stirring any genuine reaction. I didn't hate this as a whole (and genuinely liked Bautista) but the entire thing just sort of happened instead of pulling me along for the ride.
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Caros posted:So it's a minor thing,but how fast is that undead horse? Go back and watch the scene where the helicopter flies back to the Olympus, there's a fantastic shot going on underneath it with Zeus on horseback leading the zeds back over. And after we did the dome rewatch last night, I can't really put dotd on the same level as Army, it feels so old and cliche. Army is only cliche in it's trappings but actually pushes several bounds most apocalyptic media don't touch, like a majority of the cast being PoC. bushisms.txt fucked around with this message at 15:32 on May 22, 2021 |
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SlimGoodbody posted:I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I read this thread. This movie was excruciatingly boring and predictable. It wasn't even that nice to look at! i recommend dont read any zack snyder movie threads in this subforum op. i feel the same as you, snyder threads in here are like a window into an alternate universe
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# ? May 22, 2021 15:39 |
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I liked most of his poo poo, but this one is a miss to me. bushisms.txt posted:
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# ? May 22, 2021 15:40 |
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Martman posted:I liked the billboard advertising Larry Fong as a magician. At least I think I read that right... "Larry is Magic!"
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fart simpson posted:i recommend dont read any zack snyder movie threads in this subforum op. i feel the same as you, snyder threads in here are like a window into an alternate universe A far better universe for sure
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fart simpson posted:i recommend dont read any zack snyder movie threads in this subforum op. i feel the same as you, snyder threads in here are like a window into an alternate universe People like different things and those things may be things you personally don't like. It's fine and perfectly normal.
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:08 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:I liked most of his poo poo, but this one is a miss to me. I think you're overestimating how fast a helicopter is, plus Zeus takes awhile to show. bushisms.txt fucked around with this message at 16:36 on May 22, 2021 |
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Jimbot posted:People like different things and those things may be things you personally don't like. It's fine and perfectly normal. yeah but what i really mean is, i don't have any friends or know any people irl that like his style. that's why these threads seem so weird to me
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:36 |
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fart simpson posted:yeah but what i really mean is, i don't have any friends or know any people irl that like his style. that's why these threads seem so weird to me Get friends who like different movies🤷🏽♀️ this is the internet, it's not like we all live on the same block lol
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:37 |
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bushisms.txt posted:I think you're overestimating how fast a helicopter is, plus Zeus takes awhile to show. As a general rule, most helicopters fly at an average speed of around 140 knots. This equals to about 160 mph or 260 km/h. The helicopter’s average speed is affected by many things including the size of the chopper and what or who is on board at the time.
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fart simpson posted:yeah but what i really mean is, i don't have any friends or know any people irl that like his style. that's why these threads seem so weird to me Get friends with better taste
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fart simpson posted:As a general rule, most helicopters fly at an average speed of around 140 knots. This equals to about 160 mph or 260 km/h. The helicopter’s average speed is affected by many things including the size of the chopper and what or who is on board at the time. You used the word average for a reason. But if tactical realism is a sticking point for you in a zombie movie, then I can't help you.
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bushisms.txt posted:I think you're overestimating how fast a helicopter is
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bushisms.txt posted:You used the word average for a reason. But if tactical realism is a sticking point for you in a zombie movie, then I can't help you. i used the word average because it was a copy and paste from the first search result for "how fast does a helicopter fly". i dont know anything about helicopters but what you were saying didn't ring true for me so i searched it
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:41 |
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There's literally a shot of the zombie riding a horse under a helicopter and now we're trying to talk realism. The movie gave you the info it did, if you can't handle that, then maybe genre films aren't for you?
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:42 |
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Are you really.using Wikipedia to argue about a race vs an undead zombie horse. What is going on here?
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bushisms.txt posted:There's literally a shot of the zombie riding a horse under a helicopter and now we're trying to talk realism. The movie gave you the info it did, if you can't handle that, then maybe genre films aren't for you? you're right. i don;t want to watch any more movies in the "zack snyder" genre
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A Buttery Pastry posted:The cruise speed of a Huey is four times greater than the average gallop of a horse, and more than twice the record for a sprint. More importantly, the helicopter had a head start. But is the helicopter also a zombie? We saw two robot zombies (or is it zombie robots?), so it's likely Zeus is building towards getting a zombie helicopter of his own.
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:44 |
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fart simpson posted:you're right. i don;t want to watch any more movies in the "zack snyder" genre It's such a bummer you can't see how unique and great a filmmaker Snyder is like I do, but it is what it is.
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:45 |
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fart simpson posted:you're right. i don;t want to watch any more movies in the "zack snyder" genre Anytime someone says something like that, I have to assume they stopped watching movies when the 70s system collapsed. The disingenuous reads that can be more applied to almost any other movie, but doesn't actually fit on snyder films since he doesn't actual follow convention, which is also their sticking point some how.
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bushisms.txt posted:Anytime someone says something like that, I have to assume they stopped watching movies when the 70s system collapsed. The disingenuous reads that can be more applied to almost any other movie, but doesn't actually fit on snyder films since he doesn't actual follow convention, which is also their sticking point some how. wanna give me an example? can't you just leave me to dislike the movie in peace
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:47 |
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fart simpson posted:can't you just leave me to dislike the movie in peace I feel like it's hard not to when you're citing Wikipedia for your arguments about tactical realism in a zombie movie, lol.
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teagone posted:I feel like it's hard not to when you're citing Wikipedia for your arguments about tactical realism in a zombie movie, lol. i didn’t even complain about that. that was the other guy. i was just saying the other guy seemed more right in this posting battle
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fart simpson posted:wanna give me an example? Swaggering into a DSA meeting and yelling "these are so weird, all my friends like capitalism" and then tearfully screaming "leave me in peace!" when they all boo me
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:56 |
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Normally I can't stomach Zach Snyder but this didn't take itself seriously enough for me to hate and it was pretty loving awesome fun. I'd probably fly a helicopter at the speed of a horse if it had just exploded and caught fire twice and there was nowhere safe to land.
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# ? May 22, 2021 16:57 |
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all i did was come in here and tell the other guy who didn’t like the movie he wasn’t crazy, and that this subforum has a lot of zack snyder fans of which i am not one. and then i said a 2nd guy is probably correct that a helicopter is faster than running down the stairs of a building and riding a horse what’s the big offensive thing here
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Swaggering into a DSA meeting and yelling "these are so weird, all my friends like capitalism" and then tearfully screaming "leave me in peace!" when they all boo me yeah but this thread isn’t zack snyders fan club? i came in to see what other people were saying so far and stuck around to sate my posting addiction. why are you guys so sensitive about someone not liking your favorite director
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# ? May 22, 2021 17:00 |
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fart simpson posted:wanna give me an example? I don't care if someone likes a movie or not, but you talking about "Zack Snyder" genre is a hair away from all the other drive by hot takes I've seen. And it comes with many implications since a lot of culture critics have spent the better part of a decade calling him a fascist idiot that stumbles on ideas. When folks come in with boring takes like "pedestrian" action I can't help but wonder what they're watching, because most zombie media is shot like TV and or directly insprired by dawn of the dead. Just scroll through the dome thread if you need more examples.
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# ? May 22, 2021 17:01 |
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fart simpson posted:yeah but this thread isn’t zack snyders fan club? i came in to see what other people were saying so far and stuck around to sate my posting addiction. why are you guys so sensitive about someone not liking your favorite director There are like 6 other negative reviews before you and nobody said a thing about them because those posts are actually about the movie. You have not said a thing about the movie, all you've said is that it's weird to like anything the director has done. I don't know if you're aware (and I'm saying this in good faith) but a very popular tactic online nowadays is to basically call people moral degenerates or mentally ill for their media consumption choices, and so a lot of people have a hair trigger about that. Try talking about the movie.
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fart simpson posted:why are you guys so sensitive about someone not liking your favorite director This is needlessly inflammatory, and I say that as someone who's taken the bait every single time they derail a thread by pretending he's made a good Superman movie. E: This movie was great. It was fun, bright, and had good action and actors. I'd personally love to see ZS go harder in this direction because it means more movies for me to enjoy, and it felt way more accessible than his other work. moths fucked around with this message at 17:06 on May 22, 2021 |
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