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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I initially read this as where you could find chodeless porn and thought the op was just being unfathomably lazy

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

POV: Organizing the workers of Bikini carwash

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Buck Wildman posted:

I initially read this as where you could find chodeless porn and thought the op was just being unfathomably lazy

if this was in the mod forum it'd be where to find childless porn

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

if this was in the mod forum it'd be where to find childless porn

:drat:

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

cum posted:

Are there any pornographic websites that can guarantee the fact the actresses aren't in fact chuds? It's kind of a turn off for me.

Thank you

have you tried looking at the men?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

if this was in the mod forum it'd be where to find childless porn

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

new mod rule says you can get a ban +30 for laughing at this funny post

Populon
Mar 1, 2008

What's the matter,scared?

Filthy Hans posted:

new mod rule says you can get a ban +30 for laughing at this funny post

maybe if the mods get even more mad everyone will stop making pedo jokes

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

lmao flavius defending the honor of the his fellow mods

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

if this was in the mod forum it'd be where to find childless porn

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao flavius you dumb motherfucker

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Pener Kropoopkin posted:

if this was in the mod forum it'd be where to find childless porn

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

seems like this is saying the mods aren't pedophiles (because they're looking for porn without children)? is implying the mods are non-pedophiles against the rules?

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 10:38 on May 17, 2021

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

if this was in the mod forum it'd be where to find childless porn

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Stop making jokes on this, the shitposting political forum on this comedy website

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Filthy Hans posted:

new mod rule says you can get a ban +30 for laughing at this funny post

who knew someone obsessed with star trek and also a mod would have such extracurricular activities.

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

if this was in the mod forum it'd be where to find childless porn

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

This has been the only funny post (after my OP) in the entire thread. Why the gently caress was this guy probated

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

cum posted:

This has been the only funny post (after my OP) in the entire thread. Why the gently caress was this guy probated

flavius is the doom guy on the box cover but instead of demons it's just r-words swarming him but also he's retarded too

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cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jarofpiss posted:

flavius is the doom guy on the box cover but instead of demons it's just r-words swarming him but also he's retarded too

lmfao

Populon
Mar 1, 2008

What's the matter,scared?

remember the last time the mods tried cracking down on "mods are pedophiles" jokes and a mod got outed in that thread for saying pedo poo poo? i do lol

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pedophile accusations aren’t cool but what people have been doing was a blatantly obvious joke and it doesn’t specify a specific moderator, so I don’t see the issue

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

jarofpiss posted:

flavius is the doom guy on the box cover but instead of demons it's just r-words swarming him but also he's retarded too

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jarofpiss posted:

flavius is the doom guy on the box cover but instead of demons it's just r-words swarming him but also he's retarded too

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

get the gently caress out of my thread flavis eatass

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

cum posted:

pedophile accusations aren’t cool but what people have been doing was a blatantly obvious joke and it doesn’t specify a specific moderator, so I don’t see the issue

mods are working their freaking asses off and dont deserve such hurtful rhetoric. think of all the jokes currently going unpunished. their feelings are destroyed.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
crusty nutsack and thump! think they're less hated than flavius, which is pretty funny

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
:laugh:

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

the only thing less pathetic than the mods is an actual simp for them. congrats on your mental issues

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo
cool zone hero. has all the hottest streams. killing police officers with his sick links. jealous?

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

jarofpiss posted:

lmao flavius you dumb motherfucker

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Mods prefer early Trek.

Flying-PCP
Oct 2, 2005

Shear Modulus posted:

seems like this is saying the mods aren't pedophiles (because they're looking for porn without children)? is implying the mods are non-pedophiles against the rules?

There's nothing that could conceivably be funny about that though, so obviously the joke is that they put "mods" and "child" in the same sentence, which also isn't funny, but does fit with the middle school "say the thing again!" humor that's popular here

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Flying-PCP posted:

There's nothing that could conceivably be funny about that though, so obviously the joke is that they put "mods" and "child" in the same sentence, which also isn't funny, but does fit with the middle school "say the thing again!" humor that's popular here

anoncesayswhat?

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Mods prefer early Trek.

God drat, buddy.

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


try queer indie porn op, plenty of porn studios out there with a leftist bent (heh)

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

DarkEuphoria posted:

try queer indie porn op, plenty of porn studios out there with a leftist bent (heh)

Me watching any porn described as "queer": [Rob schneider voice]: drat. That's a huge bitch

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


some plague rats posted:

Me watching any porn described as "queer": [Rob schneider voice]: drat. That's a huge bitch

I was going to mention in that you might see people who don’t fit the mold of the typical porn attractiveness scale, then decided it wasn’t necessary, but gj at the next post being a fat joke

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Wait were you actually trying to give sincere advice. dude cmon

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

DarkEuphoria posted:

try queer indie porn op, plenty of porn studios out there with a leftist bent (heh)

Is this the type of porn where you see Buck Angel types?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Larry Parrish posted:

The mods probably have some great stuff to share

lol.

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


some plague rats posted:

Wait were you actually trying to give sincere advice. dude cmon

not really, but yer fat joke still sucked

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

DarkEuphoria posted:

not really, but yer fat joke still sucked

If you saw my post as a negative rather that a statement of my sincere love for big rear end bitches with septum piercings and anime tattoos that's your internalized fatphobia talking. Work on yourself

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Eat This Glob posted:

the brain is the largest eroginius (sp?) zone.

on you maybe :smug:

op, market based fluidity of individual sexual capital is wholly incongruent with notions of “to each according to his horniness”. it’s something a small dick dude would say because universal basic pussy is a step up from the zero pussy you’re getting now, at the expense of all of us who gently caress hard for a living and cum by it honestly :mad:

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



a Loving Dog posted:

crusty nutsack and thump! think they're less hated than flavius, which is pretty funny

Just gonna come out and say Crusty kicks rear end.
IDK about thump! though

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DarkEuphoria posted:

not really, but yer fat joke still sucked

it's a reference to a joke in a rob schneider movie which is about literally, a huge bitch. as in tall. what's your deal guy? you're telling people where to find jack off material, totally unprompted, and then getting upset at someone making fun of you for that. if you had this conversation in real life it would be sexual harassment lol.

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