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- Any time you come to a red light, turn your car off. Then start it up when it's time to go. - Try to cut corners whenever you can. like this: 
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Don’t use the brakes
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May 14, 2021 12:23
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Huff something other than gas. Anything will do in a pinch!
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May 14, 2021 12:25
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Here's a gas-saving tip: Go door-to-door in your neighborhood and offer to suck the dicks of anyone who answers. Insist that it is a FREE service.
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May 14, 2021 12:29
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And while you're busy sucking they dick, your partner in crime syphons out their gas!
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May 14, 2021 12:33
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Colonel Cancer posted:And while you're busy sucking they dick, your partner in crime syphons out their gas! Weird way to say "he eats their rear end" but ok.
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May 14, 2021 12:38
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Just stay home sheeple. The plandemic is over but you still can't go anywhere because the demonrats are cyberattacking the oil and gas industry. They HATE our freedom Conserve these phat rear end bags of yellow gold over my dead body, Pelosi
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May 14, 2021 12:39
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There is no gas crisis op, so I don't understand your thread. Please leave.
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May 14, 2021 12:56
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I cut a hole in my floorboard and use my legs for power, like in The Flintstones.
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May 14, 2021 12:59
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get 4 people to owe you more money than they could possibly repay and force them into indentured servitude and carry you around in a palanquin
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May 14, 2021 13:08
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Schweinhund posted:- Any time you come to a red light, turn your car off. Then start it up when it's time to go. The cars do this themselves now.
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May 14, 2021 13:08
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When you go to a store, choose a random car and poo poo into the gas tank. Eventually, you'll have poo poo into so many cars that you alone will remain, the lone road warrior. And will have no competition for your "beloved" gasoline. You alone will consume it. You selfish tank-shitter.
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May 14, 2021 13:16
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Eat a bunch of cabbage and cut an anus hole into the back window, gas propulsion. The controls on the car may have to be reconfigured so you can reach them, I have a smart car so this isn't an issue
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May 14, 2021 13:17
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Anyone ever watch Love Liza?
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May 14, 2021 13:27
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I constructed a sail-car and dress like I'm a british gentleman headed for a day yachting at the lake whilst 'sailing' it.
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May 14, 2021 13:30
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Big Beef City posted:I constructed a sail-car and dress like I'm a british gentleman headed for a day yachting at the lake whilst 'sailing' it. Want to go for a sail, I'll be your 'fist mate' if you know what I mean?
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May 14, 2021 13:32
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A secret that Big Gas don't want you to know is that so-called gasoline is actually just piss. That's right, you've had a hose full of free gas this whole time.
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May 14, 2021 13:38
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The next time you feel like driving somewhere, OP, ask yourself two questions: 1) Could I walk there, instead? 2) Could I just stay home and masturbate, instead?
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May 14, 2021 13:42
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Mooey Cow posted:A secret that Big Gas don't want you to know is that so-called gasoline is actually just piss. That's right, you've had a horse full of free gas this whole time.
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May 14, 2021 13:45
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The next time you feel like driving somewhere, OP, ask yourself two questions: 3) Could I man my sail-car and set forth on a grand adventure of discovery and treasure (getting eggs and the stuff to make salad for dinner, possibly some licorice)? Michael Corleone posted:Want to go for a sail, I'll be your 'fist mate' if you know what I mean? We'll have to hot bunk. I hope that's alright.
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May 14, 2021 13:48
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Drive entirely naked to minimize the weight.
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May 14, 2021 13:51
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Big Beef City posted:3) Could I man my sail-car and set forth on a grand adventure of discovery and treasure (getting eggs and the stuff to make salad for dinner, possibly some licorice)? Where were going there will be no time for sleep, but it's fine if you get tired I can sail for awhile.
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May 14, 2021 13:53
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Drive in reverse. This makes the gas go in reverse too and actually fills the tank back up. It's a lot slower to get places, but saves a ton of fuel.
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May 14, 2021 14:13
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Build a wood gas burning system into your pick up truck  
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May 14, 2021 14:15
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^^^With the price of lumber these days?!
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May 14, 2021 14:18
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lumber is free if you steal it
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May 15, 2021 10:21
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gently caress up your life and go downhill
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May 15, 2021 10:40
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Cut a hole in your car floor
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May 15, 2021 10:51
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Stay drunk all day so you won’t drive because it would be dangerous.
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May 15, 2021 11:58
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Meme Poker Party posted:Stay drunk all day so you won’t drive because it would be dangerous. smoke cigarettes ominously next to the gas pumps.
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May 15, 2021 13:59
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Get one of those gnarly old school Diesel engines that you can run on water that had an old boot fermenting in it for a few weeks.
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May 15, 2021 14:48
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save all your farts in a plastic bag and exchange it for liquid farts at any local corner store. don't huff them, as tempting that this might be, as this lowers your gas-to-liquid fart ratio
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May 15, 2021 14:49
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Masturbate to exhaustion. Self-care is important.
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May 15, 2021 17:48
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Quit yer jerb
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May 15, 2021 19:45
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What if you bought an electric car OP?
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May 15, 2021 21:24
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Order a sparkling water instead of a molotov cocktail next time you're at the bar.
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May 15, 2021 21:49
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Limit yourself to 2 glasses per day.
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May 15, 2021 22:07
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kntfkr posted:Anyone ever watch Love Liza? "I got stuff I could be doing in here!" I love that movie.
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May 15, 2021 22:51
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Fill up a bin with gasoline. It's bigger than your average gas canister.
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Why bother with approved containers those are just a form of government control.
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