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boomers have all the money I want that money how do I get that money
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May 14, 2021 15:07
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kill your parents and take their money
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May 14, 2021 15:08
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dick pills any sort of bigotry (can maybe combine with dick pills?) nostalgia baiting (fonzie themed dick pills??)
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May 14, 2021 15:08
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I’m thinking maybe a service that helps old boomers keep in contact with millennials, cause old people don’t have many friends, kind of like a platonic dating service you get: to talk to people I get: your money
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May 14, 2021 15:15
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Pollyanna posted:I’m thinking maybe a service that helps old boomers keep in contact with millennials, cause old people don’t have many friends, kind of like a platonic dating service that was facebook until they decided it was more fun to trade racist memes back and forth
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May 14, 2021 15:20
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ADINSX posted:that was facebook until they decided it was more fun to trade racist memes back and forth exactly
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May 14, 2021 15:20
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iirc zuck holds half of all millennial wealth
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May 14, 2021 15:21
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dioxazine posted:iirc zuck holds half of all millennial wealth that doesn’t make sense, millennials have 5T and zuck has 111B
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May 14, 2021 15:25
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Pollyanna posted:boomers have all the money scam them
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May 14, 2021 15:26
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Pollyanna posted:that doesn’t make sense, millennials have 5T and zuck has 111B oh you're right, i got that wrong. had to look at it again
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May 14, 2021 15:27
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:sam eliot analog: howdy there, do you have enough food to survive a crisis? check out patriot heritage buckets
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May 14, 2021 16:21
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graph posted::sam eliot analog: howdy there, do you have enough
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May 14, 2021 16:31
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literally anything medical, they're dying and want to live forever and they will spend the whole inheritance to try
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May 14, 2021 16:39
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ive been trying to come up with something for years but my wife says im not allowed to
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May 14, 2021 16:44
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boomers are the generation who least deserve longevity
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May 14, 2021 16:47
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start one of those cryonic freezing outfits that only starts the process once you're legally declared dead.
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May 14, 2021 16:51
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the gofundme to build the border wall worked pretty good.
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May 14, 2021 16:57
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I am dead serious btw
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May 14, 2021 17:21
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Bigotry seems like the easy cash bag OP https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/11/twitter-user-supposedly-scams-maga-fans-out-of-thousands.html
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May 14, 2021 17:30
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graph posted::sam eliot analog: howdy there, do you have enough food to survive a crisis? check out patriot heritage buckets The Management posted:
PreprBox, the all new subscription box for preppers. This month: a serving of "breakfast skillet" from auguson farms and one of those credit card sized metal things that claims it's 99 tools in one. Featured free sample: 1 pint of 87 octane "Chevron with Techron" gasoline. The longer you stay subscribed, the more ready you'll be! Edit: drat I kind of regret posting this as a joke now. That poo poo'll work. If you do this hit me up
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May 14, 2021 17:37
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RZA Encryption posted:PreprBox, the all new subscription box for preppers. This month: a serving of "breakfast skillet" from auguson farms and one of those credit card sized metal things that claims it's 99 tools in one. Featured free sample: 1 pint of 87 octane "Chevron with Techron" gasoline. never apologize for scamming old people
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May 14, 2021 17:47
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the regret is that someone will beat me to it
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May 14, 2021 17:52
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boomers are Really Dumb so you can just make up any old scam and it'll work on them
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May 14, 2021 17:53
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get in line behind the entire medical, real estate and financial services industries
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May 14, 2021 17:59
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qirex posted:get in line behind the entire medical, real estate and financial services industries i tapped out of medicine cause mmmmm no, and I’m getting far loving away from financial services cause hahahahahahaha real estate I don’t understand why boomers would use? do they not already have houses?
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May 14, 2021 18:04
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what old people need: 1. medicine and caretaking 2. assurance that they are safe and secure 3. company and people to talk to 4. solutions to navigating a scary and dangerous new world what old people DONT need: 1. insurance 2. more houses 3. more money
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May 14, 2021 18:07
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of all those, #2 is by far the most lucrative and the most susceptible to hosed up human psychology
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May 14, 2021 18:07
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wait. wait this is important how much of this is because old people tend to be wealthy, and how much of it is because wealthy people tend to be old like is the money spread out around the generation or is it a few grandpas hoarding all of it?
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May 14, 2021 18:16
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Pollyanna posted:wait. wait this is important the boomers that didn't get established and well off enough that they could grow wealth by having wealth tend to start pushing up daisies between ages 40 and 60.
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May 14, 2021 18:23
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Jonny 290 posted:the boomers that didn't get established and well off enough that they could grow wealth by having wealth tend to start pushing up daisies between ages 40 and 60. that still doesn’t mean much re: A Few Bad Actors plus it makes me wonder how much of this “wealth” is sitting in 401ks and solid assets vs. potentially making it to my bank account
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May 14, 2021 18:26
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Pollyanna posted:wait. wait this is important i don't care that much for the design of that chart, but how much it is about age is the one thing it very clearly tells; the x axis the age within that group. so, yeah, boomers were doing way way better than genx at the same age, and while they don't overlap yet in that data the millenials are set up to do a bit worse still. i also find it interesting that genx has a huge dip for the 2008 financial crisis, but the same cannot be found on the boomer line.
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May 14, 2021 18:30
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that’s fair and I guess it’s pretty spread out then that said apparently boomers have a lower market share than gen x and millennials which makes me suspect that any wealth they have is either being hoarded (possible) or is not liquid (extremely likely) what is probably happening is that boomers have all the wealth, but that wealth is in houses and retirement accounts.
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May 14, 2021 19:24
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it might be that our best bet is to just wait for our parents to die.
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May 14, 2021 19:30
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or we could tax the wealthy at a higher rate but lmao at the US ever doing that
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May 14, 2021 19:30
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American flags made in china
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May 14, 2021 19:39
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covid was supposed to fix this but all the worst boomers survived it anyway
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May 14, 2021 20:20
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need a scientific study on "hate in your heart" vs "longevity"
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May 14, 2021 20:24
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Prep2Go: a mobile app that lets boomers hoard supplies with a tap of a button. Prices start at 30% over retail and then rise based on news reports suggesting those supplies may become scarce. The front page rotates through items that are in the news (ex: gas) along with other items that are cross promoted through facebook in non-branded "news" stories.
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May 14, 2021 20:25
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Shaggar posted:Prep2Go: a mobile app that lets boomers hoard supplies with a tap of a button. Prices start at 30% over retail and then rise based on news reports suggesting those supplies may become scarce. The front page rotates through items that are in the news (ex: gas) along with other items that are cross promoted through facebook in non-branded "news" stories, this but also you promise to keep the items in a secured location for pickup or delivery at any time and offer discounts if they let you store them at your secure location
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May 14, 2021 20:26
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Pollyanna posted:i tapped out of medicine cause mmmmm no, and I’m getting far loving away from financial they hoard real estate, just as they hoard every other resource they can get their hands on. this is often in the form of vacation homes or rental properties
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