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If I don't feed the crows that bitch Jenny will feed them all and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let her rub another murder in my face.
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May 15, 2021 13:47
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for this impromptu photoshop thread
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May 15, 2021 18:13
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Sticky thread please. 
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May 15, 2021 22:14
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Sticky thread please. I asked the coward mods and they did not heed my call.
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May 15, 2021 22:42
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 the wider shot is even better
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May 15, 2021 22:49
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itry posted:
Holy poo poo that's one bad goose
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May 15, 2021 23:12
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why is there this meme of being afraid of geese? i mean if you are a small child it makes sense, but if you are an adult you can just kick the poo poo out of them or wring their necks
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Zippy the Bummer posted:why is there this meme of being afraid of geese? i mean if you are a small child it makes sense, but if you are an adult you can just kick the poo poo out of them or wring their necks People being averse to being in a situation where you have to commit an animal cruelty e: I don't know, poo poo reply for a good thread I am shamed
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TheWorldsaStage posted:People being averse to being in a situation where you have to commit an animal cruelty It's not cruelty to meet an honorable goose on the field of battle
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May 17, 2021 03:47
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I don't get this fear of geese, they are a bit noisy sometimes (historically this was useful,) but its not like they bodyslam you into the stratosphere. Do some people have a phobia of having their shoelaces pecked or something?
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SavageMessiah posted:It's not cruelty to meet an honorable goose on the field of battle You made me think of a goose in a samurai outfit. Thank you it was a very cute thought!
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May 17, 2021 03:51
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staberind posted:I don't get this fear of geese, they are a bit noisy sometimes (historically this was useful,) but its not like they bodyslam you into the stratosphere. They are super aggressive and will charge you with little warning. Especially if they have their goslings with them. They are serious assholes. Also they're sizable. But I'd stand my ground and kick the thing in it's stupid abdomen. FIGHT BACK EVERYONE! FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE GOOSE!
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May 17, 2021 03:54
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Anatidaephobia I guess
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May 17, 2021 03:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEfjWxmll0 its one of the greatest vids ever especially with what happens at the one minute mark
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May 17, 2021 03:58
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Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdN6H0Um0So
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BigBadSteve posted:Angry goose needs an emotional support goose. Hey I think that's a duck. Ducks are cool geese are angry.
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May 17, 2021 04:09
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that picture was taken at 3601 SW Murray Blvd, Beaverton OR used to be a Stream call center
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:that picture was taken at 3601 SW Murray Blvd, Beaverton OR So it's not just southern geeses, all regions are assholes
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nunsexmonkrock posted:Hey I think that's a duck. Ducks are cool geese are angry. They also taste good!
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“Who’s scared of geese?” https://twitter.com/RoyalHoeliness/status/1388982410172264449
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:that picture was taken at 3601 SW Murray Blvd, Beaverton OR Holy poo poo I used to work there!
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low key sex master posted:Holy poo poo I used to work there! Did they fire you for attacking people who tried to use a particular door?
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kaom posted:“Who’s scared of geese?” Legend says that long ago a dark ritual was attempted to make Canadians "nice". Into this goose we poured our cruelty, our malice and our will to dominate all life.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:They also taste good! Hey I'm a vegetarian so I can only lick it not eat it. Ducks don't have serrated beaks so I think I could get away with it.
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May 17, 2021 10:06
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Icochet posted:"Dont feed animals" sounds like some margaret thatcher "cruel to be kind" horrible bullshit. I feed them and I pet them and they loving love me and conservatives just can't handle that. I gave a Snickers bar to a wolf and now I'm the alpha female even though I'm a dude and conservatives just can't handle that People who feed the birds in Australia soon learn their mistake as a magpie takes their lunch for the 3rd time or a flock of parrots strips all their wiring outside their house.
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Flannelette posted:People who feed the birds in Australia soon learn their mistake as a magpie takes their lunch for the 3rd time or a flock of parrots strips all their wiring outside their house. No see thats just cute
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Ahh, now I've got the bloody Mortal Combat theme stuck in my head.
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They are federally protected IIRC, if you fight one you might go to bird jail.
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Not in the US. You can hunt them. They are EVERYWHERE.
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