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OK, I'm out I got a big day ahead it seems! Of sniping geese, very cool and very legal!
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what a dick. thinks he's so tough cuz he can honk
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May 17, 2021 13:37
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my students used to have to write an instruction set as part of a required tech writing course. one of them wrote a set of instructions about inspecting the nests of Canada geese. the only required equipment was the government form involved, a pen to write with, and a clipboard, which served two purposes: being a clipboard and also being a defensive shield to keep the angry mother goose at bay. there's nothing a Canada goose can do to hurt you. do not fear geese.
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May 17, 2021 14:05
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how come you can't just punt the fuckin thing I mean hell that's a football even Charlie Brown couldn't miss. touchdown patriots
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May 17, 2021 14:07
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oh poo poo I spoke too soon
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Tree Bucket posted:Did they fire you for attacking people who tried to use a particular door? No I quit because I was going off to college but man $9/hr as a high schooler was the poo poo at the time - everyone in my tech class was trying to get that job but looking back I can say with confidence some old fat guy really wanted to bang me for some reason and the entire center was filled with people at a sad point in their lives  I do remember when the big internet companies split from the @Home brand into their own different companies and the wait times were like three hours - caught a bunch of people asleep and I felt bad hanging up on them but what can you do?
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May 17, 2021 14:19
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Earth beats air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYetVPMhh7w
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May 17, 2021 15:55
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:that picture was taken at 3601 SW Murray Blvd, Beaverton OR ...holy poo poo. The picture makes less sense now, everyone working there wishes for the sweet release of death. Goose wouldn’t have been my first choice but lemons, lemonade, etc.
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May 17, 2021 16:29
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Like choking on a lemon? Drowning in lemonade?
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May 17, 2021 16:37
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At about 6 years old I had a stupid cowboy vest that had lots of neat tassels adorning it. The family visited a park with lots of geese. The tassels look like worms I guess and I soon had half a dozen geese assaulting me and biting at my vest. I was running around and they were right on top of me. Flapping wings and biting at me. One goose, no problem. A flock of them, stay the gently caress away.
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May 17, 2021 17:06
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May 17, 2021 18:08
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May 17, 2021 20:04
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:that picture was taken at 3601 SW Murray Blvd, Beaverton OR Holy gently caress! I can walk there from my house! Edit: Or drive there. Because I ain't got all day.
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May 17, 2021 20:09
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Wizzle posted:Holy gently caress! I can walk there from my house! Please perform reconnaissance and inform us of the goose's current whereabouts and casualty count.
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May 17, 2021 20:17
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Photo is from 2018 or so. The building is probably burnt to the ground and geese gangs are roaming the streets.
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May 17, 2021 20:21
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Duck_King posted:Please perform reconnaissance and inform us of the goose's current whereabouts and casualty count. itry posted:Photo is from 2018 or so. The building is probably burnt to the ground and geese gangs are roaming the streets. I'm betting the goose is still there. Canadian geese are mean as hell and stubborn enough to wait 3 years just to gently caress someone up. I'll 'volunteer' to pick up the child today so I can perform recon. If I don't check in by 5PM PST, you can assume I'm dead.
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May 17, 2021 20:47
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They did tear down the strip mall next door a few years ago. I’m not saying it was geese but it was geese.
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May 17, 2021 20:52
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goatsestretchgoals posted:They did tear down the strip mall next door a few years ago. I’m not saying it was geese but it was geese. The geese demanded apartments. Wise to acquiesce.
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 UpdateI can't find the building. I checked all the doors at the address listed and none of them look right. Also the sidewalk around the building is not the same at all. I also saw no geese, but the maintenance crew looked at me real funny-like.
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May 18, 2021 00:11
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Please keep looking this is important
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May 18, 2021 00:18
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Did you tell them you're looking for the goose door? It's a very noble cause.
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May 18, 2021 00:19
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While the goose was away the remodelled they building so the goose would be confused and not be able to find them.
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Das Boo posted:Did you tell them you're looking for the goose door? It's a very noble cause. TEN POINTS TO GOOSEDOOR
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May 18, 2021 03:18
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Das Boo posted:Did you tell them you're looking for the goose door? It's a very noble cause. I will go back and show them this thread. Meanwhile if any of you Internet sleuths can use the building in the background as a point of reference in Google Street View or whatever it will greatly help me zero in on the location.
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May 18, 2021 03:29
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yeah but goose will die if he goes through the window
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May 18, 2021 03:36
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Holy loving lol.
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May 18, 2021 03:37
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Alan Smithee posted:yeah but goose will die if he goes through the window I mean that was kinda the problem, Goose didn't go through the window.
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goose pls go
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May 18, 2021 04:18
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Wizzle posted:I will go back and show them this thread.   Found it before I even scrolled up to this post, lol. Burn Boot Camp is the building in the background. Let us know how it goes.
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May 18, 2021 05:09
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temple posted:Earth beats air To be fair, that looks like a draught horse. They're not so much animals as living tractors and give no shits about anything.
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May 18, 2021 05:16
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plz don't dox the goose
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May 18, 2021 05:31
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I am regretfully reporting that the goose has been milkshake ducked
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May 18, 2021 05:33
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Jabberlock posted:
I lived a couple of blocks from Pioneer Square and remember taking the red/blue line to Beaverton to visit friends on the regular. Never realized how far away it actually was. gently caress, I miss Trimet. LA Metro is utter poo poo.
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May 18, 2021 06:03
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Jabberlock posted:
Huh. That's on the way home from work. Hopefully I'm not murdered by geese on my commute.
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May 18, 2021 06:06
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lol at not just how many Oregon goons there are but how many are within a 10 mile radius of this location. I also live in Oregon but nowhere near there
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May 18, 2021 07:30
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How can this happen in America and someone hasn't opened the door and shot the goose with a handgun?
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Jabberlock posted:lol at not just how many Oregon goons there are but how many are within a 10 mile radius of this location. I also live in Oregon but nowhere near there We prefer to be called “Oregoons”. Thanks.
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