what animal do you think you could take in a fight

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > what animal do you think you could take in a fight

WHat is the highest caliber of animal you could beat (in order)
	mouse
	cat
	goose or whatever
	dog
	eagle
	large dog
	monkey
	snake
	kangaroo
	wolf
	gator
	gorilla
	elephant
	lion
	grizzly

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Blow: Feb 10, 2004

Weka posted:

Pffft, how about a casowary, a psycho chunkier ostrich sized bird that will eagerly disembowel you with its 5 inch dinosaur like claws?
Or an emu, a bird which won a war against Australia?

This ^^^

Some conservationists in the UK protested the cull as "extermination of the rare emu". Heh.

Now, "According to the IUCN their conservation status is of 'least concern'. In Australia there are between 625,000 to 725,000 wild emus. Globally they have been farmed for their meat, leather and oil."

E: I went for Snake. Depends on the snake. Not sure about a Brown Snake. Can you pick up a stick or are you in a glass box with the animal?

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