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pieuvre armement
Feb 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Prove the "towers" ever existed

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
My uncle works at the 9/11 factory and it's real. I've seen it but I can't bring it to school to show you

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
my grandpa was parasuited into the towers to kill the surviving terrorists but he can't be recognized with any medals without compromising the deep state so wikipedia will never let it stay in the 9/11 article for long

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

"America" isn't real, it's a fake nation as part of a backdrop for a Truman Show style experiment you're living in.

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


why do Americans put the month first anyway
11/9

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Trump killed more Americans than terrorists could ever dream of doing

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
The towers were real. I was part of the group that had to rig tower 7 to blow when they were flying the drones into towers 1 and 2. I only now can talk about it because classification only lasts 18 years and Trump was too stupid to renew it.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Kaveman posted:

why do Americans put the month first anyway
11/9

So you would write a timestamp ss:mm:hh dd:MM:yyyy ?

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
yyyy-mm-dd is the only correct notation and it comes with the added bonus that it auto sorts itself chronologically

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Tired: The towers were blown up by internal explosives Bush planted
Wired: The towers were brought down by missiles with holographic planes projected around them
Inspired: The towers were holograms to begin with

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

I was in New York for college and never saw the towers there. Not sure why other people don't notice this.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



9/11 was a goatse

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I never knew anyone who died in 9/11. makes u think.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
And it would have worked if not for you meddling shitposters!!!

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I have personally never seen the towers in New York after 9/11. Curious

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The towers were a prop for the film 'home alone 2' and were dismantled after filming was finished

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'm pretty sure Allende was real

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

LIE eleven

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Isn't it a pretty weird coincidence that they tell us these "towers" in New York got knocked down, and then suddenly when you go back and watch, every movie taking place in New York before 2001 has the towers in them?

Almost like they were digitally inserted...

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
If 9/11 did not exist it would be necessary to invent it

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The greatest trick 9/11 ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



I never saw them in person so youre probably right

space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

If 9/11 did not exist it would be necessary to invent it

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


Salt Fish posted:

So you would write a timestamp ss:mm:hh dd:MM:yyyy ?

ss:mm:dd. Lol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
7/11 eight 9/11

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Morpheus: you think that's 9/11 you're breathing?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
so what

who cares

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

the sex ghost posted:

Morpheus: you think that's 9/11 you're breathing?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

pieuvre armement posted:

Prove the "towers" ever existed

you loving moron they're still there it's been mandela effected

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I played Sega Dreamcast on 9/11. that was very real

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

I played Sega Dreamcast on 9/11. that was very real

I played Advance Wars it came out that day, best day ever

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 23 minutes!

the sex ghost posted:

Morpheus: you think that's 9/11 you're breathing?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

the sex ghost posted:

Morpheus: you think that's 9/11 you're breathing?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQBrTROj2w

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

dancing to this track with my beautiful blushing bride at our chapo wedding

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
911 is jokin your town

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

My father died on 9/11, you son of a bitch. He was drunk and fell out of the cockpit.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Bush did 9/11

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Zeroisanumber posted:

Bush did 9/11

He did.

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

get up get get get down
911 is a hoax in your town
get up get get get down
fake 911 wears the fake crown

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