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hello... again!
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not only does his dead grandpa watch everything he does from space but he also leaves a dotted line everywhere he goes. try robbing a bank like that and see how far you get you idiot.
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the judge breaking down in laughter whenever he has to say aloud that he's prosecuting a 36 year old to life who goes by "jeffy"
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May 16, 2021 14:36
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Then he blames it all on "Nobody"
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May 16, 2021 15:39
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the judge breaking down in laughter whenever he has to say aloud that he's prosecuting a 36 year old to life who goes by "jeffy"
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May 16, 2021 16:35
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he commits crimes on his computer, fuckface!
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May 16, 2021 16:41
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idiot cop: the dotted line has been at the computer for seven hours now, thank god nobody can commit a crime on the computer
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May 16, 2021 16:43
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idiot cop: the dotted line has been at the computer for seven hours now, thank god nobody can commit a crime on the computer
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idiot cop: the dotted line has been at the computer for seven hours now, thank god nobody can commit a crime on the computer
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May 16, 2021 17:12
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[sopranos voice]
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May 16, 2021 18:04
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[sopranos voice]
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May 16, 2021 18:17
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grandpa: hacking again Jeffy?
Jeffy: shut up old man, if you don't bother me I'll leave the browser open to pornhub like I did last time
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May 16, 2021 22:43
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*shows his mom a handful of wet cash "
Look i laundered some money
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*holds up some seasoning and a rechargeable AA"
Look mommy, a salt and battery
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May 23, 2021 04:00
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chief, you can't hire a child to walk around all the dead bodies at the crimescenes
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*shows his mom a handful of wet cash "
Look i laundered some money
chief, you can't hire a child to walk around all the dead bodies at the crimescenes
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May 23, 2021 11:23
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hello... again!
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even now over a week later i'm still all worked up over this little dumbass not being able to commit crimes. this is a hot-button issue for me.
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May 23, 2021 15:15
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chief, you can't hire a child to walk around all the dead bodies at the crimescenes
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May 23, 2021 15:22
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hello... again!
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not even ONE of the new york city mayoral candidates has made ANY sort of statement regarding how this little dumbass can't do any crimes. what are they so afraid of. what are they waiting for
frump truck fucked around with this message at 15:27 on May 23, 2021
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even now over a week later i'm still all worked up over this little dumbass not being able to commit crimes. this is a hot-button issue for me.
say it with me, say it slowly
com-pu-ter crimes
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chief, you can't hire a child to walk around all the dead bodies at the crimescenes
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May 23, 2021 16:34
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Jeffy isn't supposed to ever commit any crimes. That's the point! It's all a ruse! He's running interference for his supposedly absentee father who nobody's seen since the early 1960's. He has Jeffy running around town, leaving a trail for everyone to follow, getting everyone distracted. That's when he strikes!
This is your guy!
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Dude's a menace!
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this still wouldn't work because of space grandpa
A ghost can't stop you from committing crimes
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May 23, 2021 20:47
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hello... again!
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A ghost can't stop you from committing crimes
i dunno i wouldnt wanna be a dark web hitman or whatever if i knew the ghost of my grandpa would descend from the heavens just to give me some grade-A stink eye
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A ghost can't stop you from committing crimes
Then explain Poochinski
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Dude's a menace!
im glad the wife dropped this alcoholic dude with anger issues and married someone resemblign the author of the comic
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i dunno i wouldnt wanna be a dark web hitman or whatever if i knew the ghost of my grandpa would descend from the heavens just to give me some grade-A stink eye
well it would make me more likley to know i was disa;pointing him and there was nothing he could do about it. gently caress off grandpa!
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omg
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