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Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Time for THE SHOW. For τὰ ὅλα. The hallowed time of fear and disintegration. A countdown has begun. All will collapse on itself. The world will disappear into a single grain of blackness. All sound will be muted. All life will scream.

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

This isn't just for show

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
The dog will look down, and all of a sudden he'll realize there's nothing under him.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


LACRECIA: The short answer is that it's something to do.

BURGER SPECIALIST intercom: Well, I guess if

LACRECIA: The longer answer starts like this: I feel really lucky that it's taking this long. Like, you ever heard the joke? "If you could get dressed up for your own funeral, how would you dress?"

BURGER SPECIALIST intercom: I don't know.

LACRECIA: Very slowly.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


this is what its supposed to be, this is how it ends. if it isn't there its only because it isnt there yet. its like youre staring at a cake in the oven and wondering if its gonna be a cake.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
It’s as expensively quasi-factual as I can afford it to be.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Move! Why won't you move?!

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
I can’t endure reality as such. I have to have uniquely special easier conditions.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Caught in some fashionable new eroticism not yet recorded in the Kinsey reports.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
I wonder if they manufacture a bioscope for horny. Rather than alpha. Horny waves, first very short, then longer, larger, larger, finally right off the scale.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

What are you waiting for? Do it!

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

You're one ugly motherfucker

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


You're an asset. An expendable asset. And I used you to get the job done, got it?

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

blow the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Punch it Chief!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Who’s scruffy looking?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Krakafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
If you die in here, you die in real life

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

the little death that brings total obliteration

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
A large portion of the cylinder had been uncovered, though its lower end was still embedded.

(War of the Worlds)

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

All right you alien assholes. In the words of my generation - up yours!

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
In any case, the wearer of a scramble suit was Everyman and in every combination (up to combinations of a million and a half sub-bits) during the course of each hour. Hence, any description of him–or her–was meaningless.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

My God, what are you doing?

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
"God bless you, sir," the cab said. "I can see that you're a good man.”

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
"Get ready for a surprise!"

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Aragorn laughed. "Every man has something too dear to trust to another. But would you part an old man from his support? Come, will you not let us enter?"

"The staff in the hand of a wizard may be more than a prop for age," said Háma.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
It smells like the left wing of the day of judgement; it is an argument for the pit.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
In some weird way, yes, it is your fault, but I don’t know how. Maybe one day I'll figure it out.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
it would not do to be sellin’ human heads about the streets when folks is goin’ to churches

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
I’ve studied signs, and know their marks

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Reality denied comes back to haunt.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
this feels wrong

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Why would you hesitate to do what you have already done?

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Before the humans came, we didn't speak.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Word is more real than the object it represents.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
The world changes, and all that once was strong now proves unsure.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Activity does not necessarily mean life.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Not that big, Usul!

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