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under ordinary circumstances a woman will generally have sex with a man who agrees with her on the internet, and you foolishly thought this would happen to you, but it won't
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May 16, 2024 16:34
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- nut
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heh, you forgot that i was the first to like her latest post
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May 16, 2021 16:43
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- Luvcow
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applying to be on catfish the tv show because flirtygirl420 didn't reply to my post yet
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May 16, 2021 16:51
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- wimsy
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let me break it down for you: agreeing with a woman online will lead her to have sex with you. this is true like 999 out of a 1000 times, but this time? it's that other time.
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May 16, 2021 18:02
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- nut
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id just like to point out that she did say I (and the other 65k followers) meant a lot to her
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May 16, 2021 18:07
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- Luvcow
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i have it on good authority that there's a lack of desirable men in Japan so i'm almost positive she's into me
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May 16, 2021 18:10
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imagining all the former jocks at my 25 year class reunion with their long term wives with child bearing hips looking at me with my brand new 19 year old gamer girl by my side and they're all like"oh my god he's so lucky, i was so dumb to get into a stable relationship and have a family and a good career!" and then I wake up and realize its 2pm and I slept late again and... she's probably not going to gently caress me.., no... no there's still a chance
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May 16, 2021 18:16
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her: sunshine, views, and good vibes today
me: i agr.. wait actually i disag.. gently caress.
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May 17, 2021 16:32
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her: I'm going to gently caress the first person who disagrees with this post
me: *types up a reply, deletes, repeats like 20 times*
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May 17, 2021 17:09
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her: I'm going to gently caress the first person who disagrees with this post
me: *types up a reply, deletes, repeats like 20 times*
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May 17, 2021 18:55
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you had good reason to believe that defending this woman would inevitably lead to her loving you which is why it's important for me to explain that it's not going to happen this time. if only you had known in advance you could have avoided your post
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May 17, 2021 19:00
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May 17, 2021 23:07
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I have been married several, several times and let me tell you: every single marriage started with me liking one of their posts on the internet. Don't lose hope, orbs
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May 18, 2021 00:58
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- vanisher
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Wow...
This guy is good
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May 18, 2021 01:00
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under ordinary circumstances a woman will generally have sex with a man who agrees with her on the internet, and you foolishly thought this would happen to you, but it won't
good
now, under ordinary circumstances, tell me about men
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May 18, 2021 03:50
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first she heals u
then she !@#$$@ =o
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May 18, 2021 05:02
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- nut
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It’s complicated (subscription)
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May 18, 2021 12:59
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allowing multiple women access to your netflix account is like the modern day harem, but when they see you watched three seasons of Big Mouth last night they're changing your password
 
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May 18, 2021 18:19
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hope she sees this, bro, but not for the reason you would expect, since in complete contradiction to the ordinary sequence of events, she will not gently caress you, once she has seen it.
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May 18, 2021 18:38
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im not like the other guys, i write small poems in the "special instructions" sections on my merch orders
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May 19, 2021 12:21
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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What if, and I'm just spitballing here, she _is_ going to gently caress you, dude?
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May 19, 2021 17:22
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she just did 
yeah but she's not going to
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May 19, 2021 17:23
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- wimsy
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What if, and I'm just spitballing here, she _is_ going to gently caress you, dude?
That's how it usually goes, but not this time. First, she's not going to see it, even though I hope she does, and second, even if she sees it, your support will not be able to overcome other factors that negatively impact her desire to gently caress you.
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May 19, 2021 17:42
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