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Ground floor toilet posting, gimme that sweet clean rear end cartel gangtag. Which toilet did you get, cruft??? I have the Toto G400 and it's exquisite. My butt is warm, clean and has listened to the sounds of waterfalls and birds today. Bet you're rear end in a top hat hasn't had the Cadillac shitter experience, but you're welcome to come try mine. |
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cruft posted:NEW TERLET SEAT THAT SQUIRTS YOU IN THE BUTTHOLE: A fine rear end washing device, to be sure. 
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May 16, 2021 23:34
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cruft posted:I want to hear about the Toto G4000. Does it have Bluetooth? It does not have the Bluetooth functionality (that is legitimately a thing you can get though!) but it does have a remote control. In case you're into that sort of thing. This one has something called 3D Tornado Flush System, which means it sucks your awful bodily excrement down with such forceful water that it's almost like you never even poo poo, and how dare anyone assume that your perfect rear end in a top hat would ever dare do such a thing. It's also got a heated seat, heated drying system, three cleansing modes (rear, front and soft rear, for those with sensitive or hosed up booty holes) and music on board. The toilet self flushes when you stand. There's also a built in courtesy flush system in case you're dropping serious rear end and no amount of music will cover the smell. Speaking of which, it has an on board room deodorizer system. So in case you are me, and a disgusting goblin who poops but you don't want anyone to know that you are anything but a beautiful hedge witch, you can hit a button on your toilet remote and instantly fumigate the room with a range of scents. Seriously. The music is great because there's, on my toilet, eight pre-programmed ambient noise sound effects, a children's potty training song, and the sound of a toilet continuously flushing. It's basically like having someone go poo poo for you, instead. That would be the only real improvement. |
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May 16, 2021 23:44
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Oh yeah the mist. So, before you poo poo, you can hit a button to have the toilet spray a fine must, so that your raunchy, mucous-covered butt nuggets don't stick to the bowl. It's great for, again, not wanting anyone to know you have ever, or will ever, poo poo. |
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May 16, 2021 23:45
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frump truck posted:i made an entire recent thread about how i want and can't have this Are you for real? I got mine from The Habitat ReStore. For real. $850. Brand new. Cotton white. A bunch of contractors offloaded their build supplies from a failed business venture at the beginning of the pandango so I grabbed it. If you really really want one and can help me arrange shipping, we can look for one and you can buy it if you have money for it. They're anywhere from 650 to 3k. |
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May 17, 2021 14:16
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cruft posted:
Fine Australian quality needs specialized tools. The Stubborn Dad in me recognizes the Stubborn Dad in you. |
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May 17, 2021 14:17
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Befoul Your Own Bidet |
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May 18, 2021 18:50
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Don't poop in a bidet. Oh no. You don't want to do that, it is not good. |
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May 18, 2021 19:11
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Finger Prince posted:See, I'm glad I asked. Euro bidets are scary and intimidating, unlike the soothing irrigation of a Japanese bidet. Exactly. Japanese bidets just want to be nice to your butt. Euro bidets are a form of punishment. |
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May 18, 2021 19:51
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If the separate bidet crowd would add a soap dish, the whole affair would feel much better. |
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May 19, 2021 02:41
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Escape From Noise posted:Weren't they also rejected in the UK for being EUROPEAN? Continental* but yes. |
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May 19, 2021 10:35
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I have my washlet set to 10 and frankly if you're not scouring the poop out of your bottom, are you even living? You are not you are dead and decaying. |
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May 19, 2021 17:24
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cruft posted:Are you posting from a space ship? You have to tell us if you are. Frick do you think they're a space cop??? 
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:my folks are space cowboys Oh, you must be the gangster of love I've been hearing so much about. It's nice to meet you, Maurice. |
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