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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
what u want is a washlet

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

My personal theory is that bidets never took off in the US because American straight men have hang-ups about getting their butts touched in a way that rules. I think they need to look in the mirror and just say, "it will rule when the water touches my butt, it will rule in a new way, but I'll still be me. I can still look in the mirror and say 'hello, you-- how's things?' I'm free now and I'm ready to show my butt a whole new world."

consider me the first :haibrow:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:stare: go on

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Mormon Nailer posted:

Oh, you must be the gangster of love I've been hearing so much about. It's nice to meet you, Maurice.

lmbo'd

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
pls let us know if everything comes out alright :ohdear:

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