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I love me electric toilet seat. And being in Japan, that means that not only do I have one at home, but also I can go sample many types while out on the town!
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May 22, 2024 06:40
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Mine just heats the water to a soothing warmth. Don't wanna scald your bhole!
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May 17, 2021 02:15
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There are even ones that instantly warm the cold water to a soothing butthole temperature. Sounds like EFN might have such a terlet.
Oh baby. You know it. It's a cheaper Toshiba model. I was going to go all in but started to realize the much more expensive models didn't really have all that much more to offer.
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May 17, 2021 03:26
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Lol. There is an entire Wikipedia article on Japanese toilets.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan
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May 17, 2021 03:29
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Welcome to the toilet
We've got hot bidets
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May 18, 2021 04:57
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Please use the one true spelling/pronunciation itt, which is "terlet"
Hunh hunh hunh! I am...how you say? LES FRENCH DIP!
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May 18, 2021 08:41
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Actually I will mostly bidet tyvm
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May 18, 2021 16:41
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May 18, 2021 17:40
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Bot Your Onerous Bhole
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May 18, 2021 18:53
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Don't poop in a bidet. Oh no. You don't want to do that, it is not good.
NOW you tell me!
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May 18, 2021 19:16
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Exactly. Japanese bidets just want to be nice to your butt. Euro bidets are a form of punishment.
More like...bunishment!
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May 18, 2021 20:05
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Okay! Everyone! I found the wikiHow!
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May 18, 2021 20:06
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Tankin' a bidecation
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May 19, 2021 03:29
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Weren't they also rejected in the UK for being EUROPEAN?
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May 19, 2021 07:15
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I have my washlet set to 10 and frankly if you're not scouring the poop out of your bottom, are you even living? You are not you are dead and decaying.
Quoted for hard truths, hard as the water stream hammering away at my rear end from my bidet.
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May 19, 2021 17:34
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What Would Jesus Doo?
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May 19, 2021 19:50
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Hot green tea or gtfo.
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Jun 28, 2021 13:13
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Jun 28, 2021 13:30
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Talk about "logging on"!
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I need more power!
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