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I like to use the bidet and the waterpik at the same time bc otherwise I'm afraid the water pressure will blast me off in one direction or the other. Gotta equalize the forces.





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god, they finally answered my questions





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My personal theory is that bidets never took off in the US because American straight men have hang-ups about getting their butts touched in a way that rules. I think they need to look in the mirror and just say, "it will rule when the water touches my butt, it will rule in a new way, but I'll still be me. I can still look in the mirror and say 'hello, you-- how's things?' I'm free now and I'm ready to show my butt a whole new world."





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Pondering the stations of the cross while undergoing the martyrdoms of the rear end.





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